The sad thing is that you actually wouldn't know half-decent taste if it punched you in the face. You like these old games but you're no good at really seeing why they were good - or why recreating inferior carbon copies of them is less than desirable. It's kind of pathetic, really. You think you're
so hardcore and
old-school, like some teenager in school worried about what his peers think about him. The older you get the more you realize that you shouldn't really give a shit about what others think. This whole thing is the same as with Dark Souls; it's the epitome of trying too hard.
To extend an olive branch, I can't even really blame you. If I hadn't played the game on release I'd be right up there with the peanut gallery, crying havoc about how disgusting SJWs are invading fair Codexia, purely because of the fanbase. Hell, the game even has a reputation for 'memes' -- and there is not a single meme in the entire game. (Okay, that's not true: there is exactly one that I could find.)
It's like when you guys try to play Dark Souls and are all like "lol controller what a piece of shit." Don't you see? This is
exactly like being a fan of classical music going to a concert featuring Freddy Mercury and complaining that there's no full orchestra and the conductor is nowhere to be seen. You're missing out on good things because of stupid preconceptions. I can't blame you since nobody is immune to it.
But I know what I can do: enjoy the infinite fountain of butthurt this thread is.