[Rumor] Bioware to get Warhammer 40k licence

[ERYFKRAD]

Let's try and predict the love interests Bioware would feel compelled to include in a 40K game :

- Buff spess mehreen

- Bolter bitch who'll futilely try to resist her growing feelings for you

- Stoic male Tau

- Sexy, kinky female Dark Eldar

- Slaaneshi dickgirl

- Ork that discovers sensitive side through you.

 

[sea]

First exclusive screenshot!

 

[Jaesun]

DAY 1 PURCHASE!

 

[Shadenuat]

I don't get it. Is Kiss Titus a romance option or a flirt? Or maybe you kiss him in cheek?
Please add a little Heart emoticon near it so I won't feel any disconnect from my character

 

[Lagole Gon]

- Virginal eldar girl next door (75% of her dialouges are about her alien culture).
- Slutty space pirate chieftess.
- Strong and independent sister of battle. You can't actually romance her, but maybe you will get a smooch in DLC.

- Stoic male Tau.
- "Charming" imperial guard (widower).

Oh my god. I don't even know anymore if I'm being serious or just kidding.

 

[Shadenuat]

- Necron Pariah DLC. He was in stasis for 1000 years and now everything's so changed (he wanted to serve Nightbringer but Matt Ward retconned those)

 

[Mortmal]

I wonder what bioware can do with some elements of WH4000 like Slanesh and 'geneseed'

They will completely erase it as always, bioware will make teen soft porn viewable by an american public,and space marine bromance, not planet wide orgies.

 

[Irenaeus]

- Sadomasochist inquisitor acolyte

 

[DraQ]

I can see by this thread that WH40K instill a lot of butthurt in LIBRULS

Improved.

 

[Mary Sue Leigh]

No! We can not let this happen! Here's what we'll do! Half of us, get to Lucas' Skywalker ranch and steal the originals of Raiders of the Lost Ark so he can't make a digitally enhanced- wait, what is this about?

Oh, right.. I still am in a state of shock. I mean, are they going to make some kind of ork companion who they depict like those retarded Kregans (sp?) or whatever? If so, they must at least be romance-able!

 

[Cassidy]

After what Matt Ward did to the Warhammer 40k setting, it's not really a big deal.

I bet $100 Bioware in their great "creativity" will rip off Love Can Bloom as the primary romance, followed by ripping off Warhammer High.

 

[Irenaeus]

After what Matt Ward did to the Warhammer 40k setting, it's not really a big deal.

Who gives a fuck about Necrons anyway? And that allied chart is more like guidelines than lore.

I bet $100 Bioware in their great "creativity" will rip off Love Can Bloom as the primary romance, followed by ripping off Warhammer High.

I'd pay $100 for a Warhammer High game similar to Bully.

 

[abnaxus]

Kal Jerico action RPG wouldn't be too much of a stretch. He's basically Shepard in WH40k setting, except he doesn't fuck aliens.

 

[evdk]

After what Matt Ward did to the Warhammer 40k setting, it's not really a big deal.

I bet $100 Bioware in their great "creativity" will rip off Love Can Bloom as the primary romance, followed by ripping off Warhammer High.

Well, at least then the inevitable lawsuit would solve the riddle of Bloomwriter's identity.

 

[lightbane]

Let's pray to the Emperor this is only a rumor...

 

[Alex]

Bring back Squats! /volly

Man, I really think Rogue Trader era WH40k is the best kind of Warhammer. You had a cool game which was as much RPG as it was a wargame with a setting full of humor and parodies. I really wished they made more games like that.

 

[Random]

The most obvious fucking companion character they'll have will be the stoic, PURE Sister of Battle who is extremely cold at first but slowly warms up to and falls in love with the protagonist.

How fucking original.

And the best part is that 90% of modern Warhammer fans and Bioware fans will eat it up like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Kill me now. I want to vomit.

 

[Jestai]

Kal Jerico action RPG wouldn't be too much of a stretch. He's basically Shepard in WH40k setting, except he doesn't fuck aliens.

for now...

 

[Roguey]

I hope this is true because Lesifoere enjoys this thing for reasons I find unfathomable. She particularly likes the books by Dan Abnett. This positive attention did not go unnoticed by the author:
https://twitter.com/VincentAbnett/status/301629708515299328
https://twitter.com/VincentAbnett/status/313641274915831808
So nice he posted it twice. There's a guy who's utterly thrilled.

 

[Irenaeus]

I hope this is true because Lesifoere enjoys this thing for reasons I find unfathomable. She particularly likes the books by Dan Abnett. This positive attention did not go unnoticed by the author:
https://twitter.com/VincentAbnett/status/301629708515299328
https://twitter.com/VincentAbnett/status/313641274915831808
So nice he posted it twice. There's a guy who's utterly thrilled.

Heh, I thought you were her. Now there's only tatt-armed guy left to be you.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Infinitron]

Lesifoere likes W40k

 

[Jaesun]

Dumb question but what videogame are those vids using?

 

[Diablo169]

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine

 

[DraQ]

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine

I've seen it for a brief moment.

Looked boring and shit.