JarlFrank
I like Thief THIS much
The hell you doing playing appware.Vampire's Fall
It was very cheap and I like scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Also, the Steam store description was so utterly retarded I just had to try it:
For countless years the villagers of Vamp’Ire have enjoyed a life of peace and happiness. But now, rumors are spreading about a wielder of dark magic - a Witchmaster. Fearing the rumors to be true, the village musters a militia to prepare for the worst.
The villagers of Vamp'Ire.
The town your character hails from is called Vamp'Ire.
The writing is this game HAS to be so bad it's good.