To arms ! The princess is on a quest to lose her virginity, we must not allow it !
Did you hear about the princess? We must offer our services ! Gather up !
*I WANT TO BE A DRAGON* -Buzz off, The princess is mine !
GAHAHAHA All the cute girls belong to me!
I've found you at last...
I WILL KIDNAP YOU ALL NIGHT LONG !
I, Sir Alone, will guard the princess' chastity ! En garde !
*Huff* *huff* where the hell is she going?
The Harlot! She already found another man !
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Sir Alone: NO! I can't let this turn into an orgy !
Princess: Come, you don't have to be alone anymore...
Sir Alone: I will no let you dazzle me ! CRISPY, LORD OF VIRGINITY, I SUMMON THEE !!!
LORD CRISPY... BURN IT ALL
My quest for cute girls will not end here, the princess must still be alive, I'll find her !
Oh no ! A tentacle monster has captured her !
*kimochiiiiii*
All this hornyness... I feel something changing inside... T-RANCE !!!!
GAHAHAHA!!!! The princess is finally mine !
Hey stud, wanna see what's beneath this robe?
YES! SHOW ME, SHOW ME N-
p-princess has a secret hyper weapon ?!!!!!!