EuroAir Flight 329 Flight Recorder, September 23, 2041
22:56h
EA329: Uh, that dragon is still coming towards us, and fast—really fast.
We are doing an emergency descent to level one ve, er, one four zero.
TA: Con rm you wish to descend to flight level one four zero?
EA329: Right. We have already commenced.
TA: Fine, roger, you are clear to descend immediately to flight level
one four zero.
22:57h
EA329: Roger. It would be good if, wait, what’s he doing? Is that...
EA329: [Roaring noise]
TA: Repeat ER329.
EA329: He hit us with some sort of spell. We just lost two engines.
One and two.
EA329: [Sound of a loud thump]
22:57h
TA: Do you request a full emergency? Repeat, a full emergency?
EA329: Afirmative! at’s, dammit, that’s Charlie Charlie.
TA: Roger, full emergency is declared.
EA329: [More roaring. A screeching noise.]
EA329: Shit. Shit. Cabin pressure is dropping. I think he’s breached.
22:58h
EA329: [Sound of the steward. Unintelligible.]
EA329: One of the passengers…one of the passengers is fighting it. I
think he’s a mage.
TA: What is your heading? Are you still…
EA329: [Fire alarms buzz]
TA: What is your status 329.
22:59h
EA329: We’ve got re in the main cargo deck. It’s like fraggin’ reworks
out there. We’re…
EA329: [Loud thump. Alarms.]
TA: Status 329.
EA329: He hit us! He hit us! We’re…
EA329: [Sounds of engines increasing]
EA329: Up dammit! Up dammit! Negative. I said no. ree seven.
TA: 329. We’re going to route a…
EA329: Did he get him? Did he?
23:00h
TA: 329. Do you read me?
EA329: No! I mean yes, Transit, we...
EA329: Very loud crash.
EA329: Oh, god! I love you Allie.
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> Anyone ever figure out why Sirrurg attacked the plane?
> /dev/grrl
> Nope. 230 people killed and as far as we know, Sirrurg was just bored that afternoon.
> Sticks