Skyrim is worse than Oblivion in every way

[IDtenT]

Wow.

 

[ohWOW]

"This idea started hatching itself when Beth and I discovered we were both women in our 40’s and loved role playing games."

This is where I stopped to read.

 

[racofer]

I hate this world.

 

[dr.krap]

course “Cultural Studies/Gaming”

Anyone taking that class deserves to be drowning in tuition debt for the rest of their lives. You'd be better off getting a job at McDonagoldsonshire's immediately after High School. I wonder if that College has a course on Ultimate Frisbee.

 

[racofer]

Hey guise, don't you say that Skyrim sucks. It's the best game ever.

 

[racofer]

These last posts inspired my old codex rage from 2008-2010 once again.

Fuck it, let's go full retarded for once in a long time. Brace yourselves, comrades:

http://www.collegetimes.tv/5-reasons-why-bethesda-softworks-sucks/

god this website sucks! and so the author of those lists! Bethesda is an EXCELLENT studio, Fallout 3/DLC/New-vegas are the best games I ever played and, more recently, Skyrim! what a great game…so immersive! collegetimes sucks

The author is a f*cking idiot. Oblivion was awesome, and it came out in 2006. Bethesda creates some pretty awesome games, but they are a bunch of a-holes who can’t fix bugs. Fallout 3 was amazing. This douchebag doesn’t know sh*t about games, and is obviously 16 years old.

Oblivion sucked? Ok I might have to agree with that one. Fallout 3? Dude, crashing games are part of a gamer’s life. Deal with it. DLCs? Fallout 3′s Mothership Zeta and New Vegas’ Old World Blues got mostly positive reviews. Fallout New Vegas? The company is banging themselves to slam out on throwing updates enough to please you and seam those bugs! Let’s not forget that Bethesda DID NOT develop Fallout New Vegas! Obsidian Entertainment did! And they made the original Fallout as Interplay!

silly cod players everyone knows bethesda kicks infinity ward and treyarcs arse

Wow,what a troll you are the most retarded person saying Fallout 3 and Oblivion sucked,go back to Call of Duty you 11-year-old who crapped his pants.

BETHESDA sucks? Is that they keep winning GOTY?

its hilarious that you bash these games yet you still bought and played through all of bethesda’s main titles and have probably bought skyrim and you are playing it at this very moment…. just shut the f*ck up already with this nonsense and admit you love skyrim just as much as the rest of us!

YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE A GAME YOU PLAYED THAT MEANS YOU ENJOYED IT

i hate turned based gameplay. the charecters, lore, weapons and armor are the only bits that beat fallout 3 from fallout 1&2. those games are dead and buried and bethsda revamped the game to meet a new audience. a few fat nerds pointing and clicking was not enough to keep fallout going. if you dont like bethesda stop playing their games. real time gameplay requires skill not luck like turn based gameplay does. i hate fallout 1&2 players thinking their superior and know best because “we played fallout first” (hipster tools ) there was a reason that fallout easily claimed the lisnece to make fallout and elder scrolls games beacuase those games dont sell as well as theres.

what the f*ck is wrong with all of you f*cking people like honestly the graphics in falloput 3 may not have been the best but in complete honesty it is my most favorite game i have ever played i have yet to find a better game. As for Oblivion i have no say in the matter but most people i talk to say its the best game they have ever played no exeptions. And let me say skyrim was the second best game i have ever played following fallout 3. Bethesda ( although not best graphics ) makes the f*ckin best games on the face of the earth. SCREW ANYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENT

man fallout 3 was one of the best games i ever played and if u dont agree sorry there is something wrong with u. p.s bethesda rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Now, I’ll admit, Oblivion wasn’t as good as all it’s reviewers seem to think – the landscape was copy-and-pasted, the characters has very similar voices, the 3rd-person looked horrible, and the cities were practically empty, HOWEVER – it was still a game that had 6 years work put into it, drew me in and, for the most part, immersed me in it’s world for hours on end. Fallout 3 was the same. It had bugs, the 3rd person was still horrible, and the voice actors were still few, but it corrected a lot of Oblivion’s failings because it had landscape with variety, places that were genuinely unique (Oasis anyone?) and the combat system was a lot better, as was the levelling. I didn’t play New Vegas, so I can’t comment on that, but seeing as Bethesda didn’t develop it anyway it doesn’t actually matter.
Skyrim (and I don’t say this lightly) is THE MOST immersive videogame I have ever played. The world feels huge and alive, the 3rd person looks good, and doesn’t detract from the experience, the soundtrack is epic, the voice acting is a lot more varied, and the quests are brilliant. I’ve put in 15 hours into it so far, and have encountered one game freeze and no bugs whatsoever. Now I’m aware that I’m a latecomer to the game, having only owned it for a few days, and some of you may have put hundreds of hours into it by now and encountered many more bugs, but even so, I can find practically nothing to criticise about Skyrim. It’s visuals are extremely impressive considering the size of the gameworld and all the tiny details they added into it. It really hacks me off when people call Bethesda ‘awful’ or say that they ‘suck’ when they make massive games that take years and years to make, which in sheer scope and size far surpass any other open-world games on the market. Companies like Activision, cranking out a new Call of Duty game every single year, are really the ones who deserve criticism. You just come off as small-minded and ungrateful for the effort of the developers when you try to tear them to pieces over a few bugs in what is otherwise a brilliant series. Bravo Bethesda, you may not be perfect, but the games you make have been amazing nonetheless.

OH NO HE DIDNT

Bethesda makes high end games the people that complain about crashing need to upgrade their computer or if you are playing on a console blame the console manufacture cause every one of the Elder Scrolls games runs on my Computer without crashing. My n’vidia card from 4 years ago can barely run Skyrim these games are meant for high end computer gaming the fans that follow the games know this.

Blame the hardware manufacturer because of the shitty software. Makes perfect sense.

Okay oblivion, fallout 3, and skyrim have all gotten game of the year you cod player so go suck you moms d*ck now.

Yeah, Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Skyrim sucked! Because, because, uhhhhhhhhh, well, they sucked! Yeah, that’s why! Those games only got extremely positive aggregate scores and won so many awards, because they suck! Yeahhhhhhhhhh… go back to Cod, you dip sh*t.

Fallout 3 is the sh*t. I have over 200 hours in this game including all dlc’s and only a handful of times have i had to restart the game. Not a bad ratio in my opinion. However New Vegas can kiss my ass. I was so excited to get that game and so disappointed when trying to play it. About the first 5 hours into it played beautifully, but it went downhill from there. Just because I loved Fallout 3 sooo much I played through the constant bugging of New Vegas, constantly resetting my xbox every ten minutes, if that. I was around 25 hours in when I got into one of the casinos and could not get back out. That’s when I quit playing. I don’t know if I’m more pissed at the game or myself for putting up with that sh*tty game for as long as I did. I can’t believe they were allowed to release that game in its condition. I don’t think anyone who tested New Vegas played it more then 5 hours.

erm… how can you say tes and fallout are crap when oblivion and fallout (3 or new vegas) were both g.o.t.y and won loads of other awards? go and complain about everyone on COD being too crap

This thread has pissed me off so much. You can clearly see two armies fighting here,you got the Troll army, and the Intellectual Army. Ima join the IA and drop the F Bomb. “I SWEAR TO f*ckING GOD THE NEXT f*ckING f*ckBAG WHO SAYS TES OR FALLOUT 3 f*ckING SUCKS IM GOING TO f*ckING FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR f*ckING THROAT OUT YOU 9 YEAR OLD LITTLE sh*tS.”
Now have a good day.

Bethesda games are for intellectual people. I guess this is true, since even people from universities are considering using Oblolivion as a teaching tool.

Well sense that bomb drop I’m going to give you 5 reasons why Bethesada does NOT suck.
1.BUGS ARE COMMON IN EVERY GAME. Of course there will be bugs,Theses games simulate Whole states and provinces,with random stuff happing everyday.If someone can name me one flawless game please come back to me on that.
2.G.O.T.Y
Almost every Beth game wins an award, and I don’t belive games that suck wins thoses. They win thoses for being outstanding.
3.FALLOUT NV WAS NOT MADE BY BETH.Yes NV wasn’t the best game,but it was good. Don’t criticise Beth or Obsedian,because I’d sure love to see you make a better RPG.
4.NO,THERE GAMES DO NOT LAG AND CRASH THAT MUCH.
I got NV on PC, and Fallout 3 and Skyrim on PS3, I have not seen a horrific bug or Unplayable thru lag. I’ve crashed maybe 2 times in 3 years of FO3 and 2 times in New Vegas, And 1 in Skyrim . “Well u probay gotz a new ps3 or a nice c*mputar!” No, I don’t. I’ve had my PS3 sense that glorious midnight it came out, and my PC is good,but it’s no beast
5.I AM A RPGER
Ive play Fallout 3,FONV and Skyrim so many times thru I got a trophy on each game called “Jesus man,Get off your couch.”
I know the whole timeline for the Fallout Universe and TES Universe.Theses games are amazing,and Im pre-ordering Fallout 4 as soon as I can (Yes.They are making that)
I have officialy made your arguments invalid.

BETHESDA sucks? Is that they keep winning GOTY?

Oh well... I feel kind of rejuvenated.

"Corporal Dwayne Hicks!"

"You know what you have to do.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

...

Oh well... I feel kind of rejuvenated.

"Corporal Dwayne Hicks!"

"You know what you have to do.

 

[commie]

Fuck you Racofer for posting that and fuck me for reading it...I haven't raged this much since the release of FO3.

 

[Brinko]

I don't think I've laughed and raged so hard at the same time since ME3's release.

 

[Karmapowered]

Well thers no strict rule whats a wyrm or whats a dragon, besides akatosh was depicted as kind of "wyrmy" so it would be bit off if his "kids" where different

Well, I haven't played Skyrim, nor do I intend to in the future, and we might have a generation of gamers tomorrow that will identify the apex of RPG goodness with Oblivion or Fallout 3, but Dragons have always been four-legged since D&D :

In the Dungeons & Dragons universe, there are many different species of dragons. However, despite their variety, a number of traits are common to nearly all types of dragons. All species appear to be generally reptilian or serpentine in their natural form. Except for the youngest dragons, they tend to be quite large—usually at least as big as a horse, and often much larger. Most species depicted have wings and are able to fly, and nearly all are quadrupedal.
Source

I am not surprised of Beth's decision though, since making them wyverns bipeds has the distinct advantage of saving additional work to their animators, aka more $/€ for the them in the end.

Expect Dragons to be wingless, and have jetpacks instead in the next opus of ES.

 

[felipepepe]

“I SWEAR TO f*ckING GOD THE NEXT f*ckING f*ckBAG WHO SAYS TES OR FALLOUT 3 f*ckING SUCKS IM GOING TO f*ckING FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR f*ckING THROAT OUT YOU 9 YEAR OLD LITTLE sh*tS.”
Now have a good day.

I always find funny how kids have no idea how easy is to guess their age by the way they write... Mr. dirty mouth saying that everyone attacking Fallout 3 is a 9 years old kid? He's probably 10-12.

 

[ohWOW]

This shitlist made my day.

 

[poocolator]

Fucking 12 year-old called me an idiot for saying mean things about Skyrimjob. However will life go on?

 

[JarlFrank]

Fact: those are the people who teach us

No. These are the people who teach Americans. I live in a country where academia tries to keep at least a small amount of respectability.

Also, department counselor education? Yeah, some retarded subject that's probably full of postmodern leftist thinking, anyway. No big loss there. Social studies consist of idiots to 90% anyway.

 

[Luzur]

ROFL i just encountered Juib in Skyrim's Twilight DLC and he wants me to publish his book...

who's the next guy to shoe-horn into a DLC, Vivec? they already have the Emperor in Skyrim so i guess anything goes from now on.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

who the next guy to shoe-horn into a DLC

Lol true, while on paper it sounds like a good concept to feature old characters, Bethesda obviously had to choose the most retarded way to do it, just for the sake of being featured, but the result is forced and artificial.

It also extends to pathetic shit like The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 2.

Spoiler

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Spoiler

Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto
Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act VII, Scene II

 

[Luzur]

haha yeah just found it, though it was from a mod though.

also found a portable Dibella statue, keep lugging that with me for more..."private moments" in Bandit Caves, Ruins or Dungeons, now to find some nice Dibella mods....

 

[Brinko]

who's the next guy to shoe-horn into a DLC?

If I had to take a guess, it would probably be Tiber Septim for maximum epicness and majesty. You'll probably find some run down shrine and he'll appear and moan about how since no one worships him that much he's declined in his power so you must recover some bullshit macguffin from the Thalmor. Probably be a sidequest for the possible Second war with Thalmor DLC I've seen bethdrones mewl about in the Skyrim forums.

 

[XenomorphII]

who's the next guy to shoe-horn into a DLC?

If I had to take a guess, it would probably be Tiber Septim for maximum epicness and majesty. You'll probably find some run down shrine and he'll appear and moan about how since no one worships him that much he's declined in his power so you must recover some bullshit macguffin from the Thalmor. Probably be a sidequest for the possible Second war with Thalmor DLC I've seen bethdrones mewl about in the Skyrim forums.

But wouldn't having Tiber Septim appear actually make more sense and be of relevance considering the events of Skyrim? I mean I have faith that Beth would manage to make it more facepalmingly retarded then I can imagine, but it would probably (maybe) make decent sense for DLC/expansion material.

That being the case they will pull out somebody else who is irrelevant and is just a "Lol! Awesome bro!" appearance.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

the wolf queen

oh

 

[Bahamut]

the wolf queen

oh

That was so... dissapointing,

 

[Commissar Draco]

Tiber Septim done like in Morrowind would be nice, But Jiub is done like poor Harold in Fallout 3.

 

[ohWOW]

Can you at least kill Jiub to release him from this torment of being in skyrim?

 

[Luzur]

Can you at least kill Jiub to release him from this torment of being in skyrim?

no, he is a ghost in some Soul Cairn thing area.

you get to collect sides from his book all over the place though.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

Hey guise, don't you say that Skyrim sucks. It's the best game ever.

He just replied to me that he's 13 years old, that's not 12