So, anyone playing League of Legends?

Janna is assist king.

Here are two of my favorite item builds for my two favorite champs. First for Mordekaiser. I call this build "Es #1."

Berserker greaves and 5 warmog armors. What you do is Rush wagmog's armor first, because if you're going to get warmog's it has to be the first item, otherwise you won't get it to max potential. Then finish Berserker greaves for the harrasment. Then you build 4 more Warmogs for extra defense.

My other favorite champ is Vlad. You need to stack 6 hextech revolvers. Now I know what you're thinking. "No boots? Good luck with that." Yeah well luck counts, too.

Also here's a good guide for Anivia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJAN1oDRJpk

 

Janna and Soraka FTW. Janna nr1 support. Shield, heal, knockup and knockback. Movement speed passive for the whole team. I like to flash behind and ult and knockback people into my team.

And about Vlad, hes just a cheeze piece of shit champ, giving him 2 sec immortality while moving and doing damage at the same time every 10 seconds is shit design. One of the few champs Id like to have erased from the game, really. But hes so nerfed now that every time you see him in a team, that team loses.

 

Played Vlad in a unranked game against some randoms yesterday and pretty much rushed Zonya's, oh the butthurt was of epic proportions I tell you. Might just get him so I can troll pubs with him.

 

I always pull off Zhonya's Hourglass at the wrong times. Then get focused after it wears off.

 

Hey, in pubs anything goes.

I liked stacking sunfires with Amumu. It was marvelous.

 

That shit was hilarious. We used to play a Tank Madness team in Normal. All Tank with AoE, all Sunfire capes. Malphite, Amumu, Rammus, Galio and Kennen with a bunch of AP just for teh lulz.

Those were the days.

 

Back in the day, evelyn and twitch, each with boots of mobility and 5x sunfire cape was the lulziest way to defeat newbies EVER.

 

Sunfire rape.

 

I give up.

I am cursed.

I cannot escape ELO hell.

I started out a little over a week ago at 1450 ELO. Right now, I am at 1258. I've barely managed to scrape my way back to 1300 a few times.

It started out with a 19-game loss streak. I had trolls, I had leavers, I had poeple who AFK'ed in the middle of a ranked game to watch dreamhack. No problem, I thought. I can play caries for a bit and drag myself back into the 1400s where I've been at comfortably for months.

Today, I have had 3 games that were 4v5 because someone AFK'ed. I have ha da 1/17/1 gangplank on my team, a 3/12/1 xin and a 0/8/0 tristana.

Sunday, I saw my ww die trying to take blue buff. I saw my tank go "afk, food" after we had taken baron. I had a 2/12/0 vladimir on my team. I saw an AP tryndamere on my team, as well as a soraka with rally who claimed they were duo'ed, trying to lower their ELO.

Saturday before that, I had no less than 4 games where someone from my team never connected to the game at all. As well as 4 games in which someone got butthurt at champ select, picked yorick and continued to feed.

Friday - thankfully - I didn't play at all.

Thursday I had an ezfail and a cassiopeia on my team. Both of them insisted they should mid, and refused to leave, leaving janna in a 2v1 bot. I saw a 0/10/x vlad as well as a 0/9/0 renekton. I had the air client bug out on our team, skipping the champion trade step, so that our jungler had support runes and our support had jungle runes.

Wednesday I carried hard until our xin got upset that I took our red buff. the then proceeded to run up mid lane, yelling in /all for people to get free kills. He continued to do so until their nocturne was unstoppable. I also had an olaf on my team who refused to gank annie mid because it was "too dangerous", and a rammus who didn't leave the jungle until 20 minutes in.

Some poeple are too retarded to be caried, no matter how hard you try. and I seem to get them all on my team.

 

Sounds like you're describing every game around the level 20-30 range. I took a break because I felt like the 45 minutes I spent on each match was just completely wasted time.

And I thought things were going to get better on ranked games...

 

@Ulm: That's why I started playing 5v5 Arranged. My life was improved roughly 36%.

 

@grunker --- I've started duo-queuing with a mate. He plays a tank solo top, I play a ganking jungler.

Success rate has skyrocketed.

 

Playing LoL with strangers.

Why would you do that? You know it can't be fun.

 

Gangplank

21/0/9 - armpen reds/quints, flat armor yellow, scaling mr blues. Start with vamp scepter.
wolves->wraiths(smite)->small golems->bluepill->blue golem(smite)->wolves->wraiths->red lizard(smite)->gank.

Wriggles, merc treads, phage, sheen, triforce, sunfire or banshees, atmas.

Yell bad pirate puns in /all

Priceless.

 

As we speak, I have an AD Kennen on my team.

He has 5/1/3.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

 

Grunker, I am disappoint in your general closed mindedness.

 

His auto attack is ranged so obviously you'll want to capitalize on that by building AD gear.

AMIRITE?

 

And the feeding has begun. AD Kennen 8/11/11. We're winning, though.

 

AD Kennen is now building second phantom dancer xD

 

I'm assuming you're posting while you're dead...

 

Not really. First time yeah, but we destroyed them pretty hard after that.

 

Bro I am even more disappoint that you minimize mid game while not dead!

 

Just finished a game that lasted 1h14min. Evryone had like 28 kills each lol.
We won almost every team fight but my stupid team refused to push, even when only the nexus turrets were left and one enemy champ remained they chased him around the base, for like a minute, not tocuhing the turrets, until the other enemies respawned and wiped them. I was playing Lux so destroying them alone took forever, had they helped it would have been a win.
So frustrating.

 

So you didnt win?

Did anybody notice some guy on Us servers hacked Riot, changed some names and banned a shitload of people. Saintvicious(CLG) had his ELO erased, hes now 40 elo, his stream is some funny shit.

OK now, someone give me a good rune build for jungle Nunu, i got about 8k IP to spend.