Starfield - Epic Shit Takes from Bethestards

[Silverfish]

What the fuck have they been doing for 6 years?

Paying youtubers to pretend that Fallout 76 had been "fixed" and handing off actual game development to India.

 

[Cryomancer]

Is starfield a CRPG adaptation of this movie?

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I honestly don't think so. The movie is hilarious. This game is booooooooooooring.

 

[ArchAngel]

This game had so much potential if they only put more resources into quests and options around those instead of useless reactivity like when I put Andreja into Mantis armor she comments that she is OK with wearing this armor but she is getting a lot of strange looks in cities

 

[Rhobar121]

This game had so much potential if they only put more resources into quests and options around those instead of useless reactivity like when I put Andreja into Mantis armor she comments that she is OK with wearing this armor but she is getting a lot of strange looks in cities

Virtually every game can be summed up in the same way. Unfortunately, potential means nothing if it is not used.

 

[kites]

Lightning rarely strikes twice. And when these companies and their development teams get so large, and so much of it is clearly out-sourced to cheaper countries, can you really expect them to commit to a “vision”.. those clean AAA, uniformly tight games of the past created by 25 people, they don’t exist any more. This is design by committee with intent to scrape profit-margins. Get what you can out of it, but expect the worst.

I’m reminded of statements like this. Take a sniff. They lust for the dolla dolla bills of the safest/broadest base of consumers.

 

[potatojohn]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Starfield/..._playing_this_game_for_500_hours_i_feel_like/

Even redditors are making fun of codex retards now

 

[Karwelas]

https://www.pcgamer.com/starfield-dlss3-mod-creator-threatens-patreon-pirates-with-hidden-mines-in-monologue-they-will-never-know-if-they-have-found-all-of-them/

The hubis of the modders of newer Shitdesa games is impressive, damn, someone should tell them to hide their mods before someone pirates them because for sure nobody can make similar one- wait, there is mod doing exactly that, huh.

 

[Vic]

https://www.pcgamer.com/starfield-dlss3-mod-creator-threatens-patreon-pirates-with-hidden-mines-in-monologue-they-will-never-know-if-they-have-found-all-of-them/

The hubis of the modders of newer Shitdesa games is impressive, damn, someone should tell them to hide their mods before someone pirates them because for sure nobody can make similar one- wait, there is mod doing exactly that, huh.

you need to remove #article-comments from the link

working link:

https://www.pcgamer.com/starfield-d...ll-never-know-if-they-have-found-all-of-them/

 

[Bulo]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Starfield/..._playing_this_game_for_500_hours_i_feel_like/

Even redditors are making fun of codex retards now...

 

[Vic]

there are 2 groups of codex retards

group a: never played the game, calls it shit
group b: played game for 300 hours, calls it shit

 

[just]

i have 30h and call it shit
midwit normie master race

 

[VerSacrum]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Starfield/..._playing_this_game_for_500_hours_i_feel_like/

Even redditors are making fun of codex retards now

 

[just]

i do have to say that when you see a beautiful vista on some random moon it really does activate some dormant colonizing gene and you just have to build some mines and outposts on it
too bad theres no intelligent alien life to exploit for cheap labor
no other thing than to wait few years for mods, which for a bonus will most likely also enable me to have (consensual) sex with their women

 

[potatojohn]

 

[Vic]

I'm not watching Jewtube but I appreciate the positivity you put out for the game.

 

[Silverfish]

Even redditors are making fun of codex retards now

Oh man, I better shell out $70 and waste a hundred hours so bugmen won't mock me on a site I don't read.

group a: never played the game, calls it shit

What if you played the game in 2008? And 2011? And 2015?

 

[Vic]

What if you played the game in 2008? And 2011? And 2015?

then you will 100% play this one too

 

[Shaki]

Decided to give the game another chance since I have nothing else to play atm - I hit 19h playtime, and quitting again. The nail in the coffin was encountering the same exact fucking dungeon (down to same terminals with same notes and same item placement) 3 times. First 2 times I encountered it after checking literally the closest POI (~400m) to a major hand-made location, because some lying cuck said these POIs are often unique and not the radiant shit. 3rd time I encountered it in a fucking QUEST, where again, some lying cuck said the content was supposed to be unique and handmade. I'm done. This is asian cashgrab MMO tier lazy shit, it's impossible to get any enjoyment from this game unless you're lobotomized. I forced myself to finish a lot of games I've hated, just to be able to shit on them more efficiently, but I can't do this one, playing this is pure torture. It's literally the most bland, boring, absolutely souless piece of shit "RPG" I've seen in like the last 2 decades.

 

[Robotigan]

Oh man, I better shell out $70

The fact that gamers consider this a lot of money is exactly why I don't take their opinions seriously. Something about money insecurity makes a man insufferably edgy.

 

[ArchAngel]

Decided to give the game another chance since I have nothing else to play atm - I hit 19h playtime, and quitting again. The nail in the coffin was encountering the same exact fucking dungeon (down to same terminals with same notes and same item placement) 3 times. First 2 times I encountered it after checking literally the closest POI (~400m) to a major hand-made location, because some lying cuck said these POIs are often unique and not the radiant shit. 3rd time I encountered it in a fucking QUEST, where again, some lying cuck said the content was supposed to be unique and handmade. I'm done. This is asian cashgrab MMO tier lazy shit, it's impossible to get any enjoyment from this game unless you're lobotomized. I forced myself to finish a lot of games I've hated, just to be able to shit on them more efficiently, but I can't do this one, playing this is pure torture. It's literally the most bland, boring, absolutely souless piece of shit "RPG" I've seen in like the last 2 decades.

Fallout 4 was worse.

 

[Silverfish]

The fact that gamers consider this a lot of money is exactly why I don't take their opinions seriously.

It's a lot of money for a Bethesda game.

 

[Vic]

Decided to give the game another chance since I have nothing else to play atm - I hit 19h playtime, and quitting again. The nail in the coffin was encountering the same exact fucking dungeon (down to same terminals with same notes and same item placement) 3 times. First 2 times I encountered it after checking literally the closest POI (~400m) to a major hand-made location, because some lying cuck said these POIs are often unique and not the radiant shit. 3rd time I encountered it in a fucking QUEST, where again, some lying cuck said the content was supposed to be unique and handmade. I'm done. This is asian cashgrab MMO tier lazy shit, it's impossible to get any enjoyment from this game unless you're lobotomized. I forced myself to finish a lot of games I've hated, just to be able to shit on them more efficiently, but I can't do this one, playing this is pure torture. It's literally the most bland, boring, absolutely souless piece of shit "RPG" I've seen in like the last 2 decades.

the repeating dungeons make it possible to memorize where the boss and loot chest is so you can quickly clear them. And yes most quest dungeons are hand crafted, maybe if you told us which quest that was?

 

[Bigfass]

the repeating dungeons make it possible to memorize where the boss and loot chest is so you can quickly clear them. And yes most quest dungeons are hand crafted, maybe if you told us which quest that was?

"infinite copies of the same 6 dungeons? mind-numbing repetition is a good thing, here's why"

i don't like to get personal with people and lean heavily into insults, but you must be a game journalist.

 

[Tyranicon]

Decided to give the game another chance

Why would you do this to yourself. That otter meme has been reposted so many times in this thread but it's still accurate.

Makes me chuckle every time.

 

[Vic]

the repeating dungeons make it possible to memorize where the boss and loot chest is so you can quickly clear them. And yes most quest dungeons are hand crafted, maybe if you told us which quest that was?

"infinite copies of the same 6 dungeons? mind-numbing repetition is a good thing, here's why"

i don't like to get personal with people and lean heavily into insults, but you must be a game journalist.

I'm not saying that's a good thing, just saying that if you hunt for loot, you'll be seeing the same dungeons over and over. At this point I have memorized all designs and loot locations so I can run them quickly in hopes for some good loot. Not that I'm currently playing, mind you. I'm having more fun with a 15 year old MMO than Starfield right now.