Game News Support Nazism by Supporting Grimoire

[Krancor]

Well, keep on chugging. Just don't start all over again on us and you'll get it out.

 

[spacemoose]

uh did everyone miss the bit about 'Cleveland Mark Blakemore' being sabishii

 

[Jasede]

That remark was made by Calis in regards to a different poster with the title "Cleve Blakemore's Progeny" who is sabishii's alternative account.

This Cleve seems to be real.
1st of April, hrm?

 

[Shagnak]

Yup.

Cleve seems likely to be the real deal (as far as I can tell from tracing the IP address).

Also, a valued employee of yours at the time

I doubt it.

 

[spacemoose]

boy is my face red. its not, really. but I still doubt this is the real cleve. he just lays it on a bit thick.

a small test - perhaps adding a specific caption to some photos in that album or something is in order

 

[Shagnak]

Or adding "Shagnak is the bee's knees" to http://www.grimoiresystems.com

(Nicolai failed me on that one, but I'm determined to see it somewhere)

 

[Jasede]

Hey, he updated his website! Go, Cleve!

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Alright Cleve, I've always been meaning to ask you what the hell you were thinking when you put that golden baby up there?

 

[Shagnak]

Hey, he updated his website! Go, Cleve!

It's been like that for a while now.

But I can understand your enthusiasm - maybe we'll see another Wizardy (-ish) game before we die, eh?
Who cares if we have to crawl over the bodies of the untermensch to get it. :TNP:

(do I have to add this microscopic disclaimer? oh, okay. just keeding)

 

[Jasede]

With furries! Don't forget that.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Who cares if we have to crawl over the bodies of the untermensch to get it.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Alright Cleve, I've always been meaning to ask you what the hell you were thinking when you put that golden baby up there?

The giant headed golden baby is, without question, the greatest and most magnificent idea I have had in my friggin' entire life. Completely spontaneously, without any central decision making, he has become the mascot for the entire game.

1996 Australian Multimedia Enterprise, Sydney, Australia : "Cleve, we're very interested in this little game project of yours and we'd like to help you complete it in any way we can. Reading over your outline and synopsis, we can't help but notice you've left quite a few details of the game's design and story kind of ambiguous. For example, you've got this NPC character who only has a one-line description ... 'A mysterious interdimensional traveler who pops in and out of the game at odd intervals to engage us in largely pointless and irrelevant discussions of ephemera.' That reads kind of funny on paper, Cleve, but that's the kind of thing we'd need you to flesh out more before we could get involved. For example, what does this character look like? Is he an alien, a ball of energy, what is his story and purpose in the game?" "Well, I was sort of thinking it would be excellent if he was say, a golden baby with a colossal head who floats in midair with all these sparkles around him and constantly looks around with this marvelously exhilarated expression on his face like he is crazy." "I see. That sounds a bit odd and it's also sort of incongruous with the rest of the game. Perhaps you should go off and think some more about this in your synopsis. Maybe a more traditional route for such characters would have wider appeal." "No, I really think he should be a giant floating massive-headed baby. I'm stuck on that idea."

... AND HE WAS.

 

[Shagnak]

So it wasn't a homage to 2001 : A Space Odyssey?

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Haha, that's pretty damn awesome. 1996 you say? If you're really intent on suing someone I'd say David E. Kelley is your best shot.

 

[Amasius]

Shit. I'm starting to like Cleve.

 

[Futile Rhetoric]

With the difference being that I still don't know who you are and I'm not likely to start caring before the Sun runs out of hydrogen.

There's that scary autistic literalness again. It's creepy. I've realized I have to ... move over to that corner of the room to finish my coke. Yes. Alright then, have a nice evening.

Oh my, you're quite the poet, Cleve. With your insatiable penchant for metaphor and turn upon magnificent turn of phrase, you entertain as much as you enlighten. God bless you, Cleve, and God bless your cotton socks.

 

[Kingston]

Clevepedia, anyone?

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Shit. I'm starting to like Cleve.

Yeah, me too. Come to think of it, he's pretty much a stereotypic rabid codexer:

RPG-fanatic - Check
Indie-developer - Check
Neo-Nazi sympathies - Check
Paranoid - Check
Fucking hilarious (in a good codex kind of way) - Check
Throwing ad hominems, straw men and non seqitors all over the place - Check
Posting 4 page essay-rants - Check
Nonsensical more often than not - Check
Self-diagnosed Asbergers - Check
Never backing down, no matter what - Check
Out of touch with reality - Check
Bitter, cynical and an angry cunt - Check, Check and Check

And the list goes on. I don't think this is what he expected when he registered. I hope you stay Cleve.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Re: given that Grimoire still isn't released...

If I were a neonazi, I doubt I'd be voting for Obama.

Obama is a reformed junkie deepthroat expert on the CFR's payroll of puppet candidates and crypto-socialist implants.

Voters had a chance between Obama and the smartest man in the room, period, Alan Keyes, and they chose the Hector Camacho candidate (Obama Osama) over the only legitimate human being in the race. Keyes they laughed at and said, "You talk like a fag and your sh*t is all retarded."

Alan Keyes tried to make his case rationally and logically, like Luke Wilson's character in IDIOCRACY during the trial scene. What a waste of time. It's like trying to teach cobol to silverback gorillas. Keyes was wasting his breath, they laughed him off the stage. Even the moderator was giving it to him like "Not Sure"'s own court assigned lawyer.

Good men tend their private gardens in times like these. Men like Alan Keyes and for that matter anybody with a native IQ over 95 should retire from public affairs and keep his own acre fenced until the natural progression of events completes itself.

There are no magic negros who can save America and even if there were, they sure as hell are not named Barack "Crack" Obama. Just the fact the U.S. would even take a guy like this seriously for one instant shows how far they have fallen.

 

[Spectacle]

This is comedy gold! Maybe Derek Smart will start posting on the Codex next?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

If you would like to see a real genius give the equivalent of intellectual toilet swirlies to a black guy on his right side and a white guy on his left, you should really watch this sometime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BA7i3sgCU

Alan Keyes owns both these morons balls deep whilst barely even trying. He was probably going over his shopping list on the way home while he was making his point here.

Obama looks like he is starting to sweat for a couple of street grade rocks at the bottom of a plexiglass pipe halfway through and mumbles something about "the journey of hope to a land of milkiness and issues" before peeing down his own leg and soiling himself. After that he trails off into a subverbal muttering that sounds like gypsy hottentot.

Truth is, this guy is way, way too bright to be in politics. Leave that to the Hector Camacho porn smackdown champions of the world.

I almost expected Alan Keyes to be scheduled for rehabilitation night in a news flash by the Fox Channel after this debate ended. "Alan Keyes, the man who suggested putting toilet water on plants, will find this Saturday Night it will be Daddy Justice who will be lowering his pants on top of his head this time around!"

 

[Rhett Butler]

It would seem that Cleve Blakemore is less of a loony than he is a clown. He's a clever clown, but it was still funnier when I thought he was a loony. Nonetheless I like him, and agree that he should stay and post more.

But Cleve I beg you, stop writing shit like f**king. We know you mean fucking, calling someone a f**king moron is no less rude than calling them a fucking moron, it just makes you look like a hand wringer.

 

[kingcomrade]

Obama is a reformed junkie deepthroat expert on the CFR's payroll of puppet candidates and crypto-socialist implants.

Could one of you Eurofags translate this into English for me I've only studied French

 

[Shannow]

Obama is a reformed junkie deepthroat expert on the CFR's payroll of puppet candidates and crypto-socialist implants.

Could one of you Eurofags translate this into English for me I've only studied French

"Obama est un expert en matière reformé de deepthroat de drogué en CFR' ; livre de paie de s des candidats de marionnette et des implants crypto-socialistes."

There you go.

 

[Nutcracker]

That fallout shelter is uber-badass.

Respect.