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baby arm said:
I also want to point out that the inability to grasp hyperbole or satire is characteristic of children who failed to get enough oxygen at birth.
This would've made a great signature quote, but it made my sig too long. Someone else do it.
I was too busy sucking from your mom's tit to get oxygen.
 

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Oh my God, this can't be real. This can't be. Someone tell me I'm in a dream right now. How privileged I feel to witness such an epic thread.

I can't take Cleve for real, I just can't. He has got to be the best troll ever. No-one is that *bizarre*.

I'm giggling.
 

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Is it any surprise that Cleve Blakemore is self-diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome?

He must be one of those people who think having Asperger's Syndrome is like having the "Gifted' perk in Fallout.
 

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Sol Invictus said:
Is it any surprise that Cleve Blakemore is self-diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome?

He must be one of those people who think having Asperger's Syndrome is like having the "Gifted' perk in Fallout.
He's got a point about you though. The hypocrisy in this thread is all over
 

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Shagnak said:
Exactly what I was thinking. Seems to be the "in thing" for socially inept geeks to claim they have, these days.

Maybe a lot of people with Aspergers become socially inept geeks? When I was young, I was diagnosed with ADD, but later on found that I matched up nicely with the diagnosis for Aspergers. I showed the symptoms to my friends and they said "it's you". My dad (who is a psychologist) agreed that I had probably been misdiagnosed (as is fairly common). Finding out about the condition benefited me as it gave me a template of all the stuff I was doing wrong socially so I could work to correct myself. But I digress... it's completely possible that Cleve has Aspergers and that is what is causing his weird work place behavior (excelling to the point of unhealthiness, but only when certain conditions are met). His complete lack of social graces could be another sign (Australia and Britain are worthy of scorn and condemnation, but calling their citizens "subhuman" just makes one look silly). Even thinking of Aspergers as "the gifted trait" fits the profile. But hey, what do I know -- It's also possible that he's just some random bipolar conspiracy theory nutcase.
 

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You should have stuck with the ADD diagnosis. Then you'd get all the adderall you want.
 

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I'm still confused what happened that caused this thread to rise from the dead, but who cares at this point. Epic Thread.

Krancor = Cleve's sock puppet?
 

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'When the enemies of Truth laugh at you. TAKE IT PERSONALLY. When they try to force you to wake up and face reality. TAKE IT PERSONALLY. If you want freedom from immigrants. BUILD A BUNKER. And make no mistake about this when you are in front of those who try to oppose you, being taken seriously, being able to lift 600lbs barrels and deflect cars with superhuman strengths, marks the difference. It's the only difference in the eyes of little people that want to constrain the free will of their Aryan superiors and shackle them to their solidarity with televitz and Brawndo. They tell you that IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL that is for the common good. Well, fuck them, make it personal.

ADOLFIST HITLER
Things I already knew by then. Volume XXII. '

Chapter 5 - Mudskin Meltdown

Cleve "Richard Rahl" Blakemore checked over the new sleeve they'd put him in. Erect, masterful, masculine - Super Aryan, from the looks of things. Nice. Seems like the body came with a torso packed with Aryan supermuscles. Armed too, - with an experimental plasma discharge rifle, the Asperger's XM142. The branding on the hilt said it was from AspergerCorp - one of the rare Aryan guns, bioengineered to respond to attention deficit disorder, with a whole load of built-in moves and an optional "Interweb Beatdown" function. He remembered Davidicus Dukus Dorander telling him about these back in the Americas.

It was time for some organic damage. Cleveland set his experimental plasma discharge rifle to 'overcharge' and fired a volley of plasmodules at the crowd of Codexers, unarmed except with their hatred for moral clarity, turning their bodies into mush.

Their flesh dispersed like a disturbed mass of flies feasting upon a rotten corpse as Cleveland educated them with the moral clarity of his plasma rifle. "They chose death!"
 

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this cleve sounds like a man after my own heart. so refreshing to finally find an equal after decades of the neverending morass of mediocrity. I will inquire in regards to a meeting of minds ...and of bodies. we'll toss 600lb barrels, kill trolls, destroy dragons, and after ushering in the singularity - finally bring about the overman
 

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POOPERSCOOPER said:
I find it ironic that a person with asburgers is calling us crazy for not knowing that he was joking about statements. Also I bet his assburgers help raised his beautiful children that everyone complements because that what people do in society that are normal. He can do the work of 10 men when he cares which I assume all goes into his children's asses when he fucks them everyday while his wife and him are at home all day. Early in the recent developments of this thread I felt like that the people calling cleve crazy were just trying to insult him but after reading his last few posts I understand that he really is bat shit insane.

Clevel is like irony incarnated.

It's precisely these kinds of intellectual titans at the Codex that enticed me to finally make the leap and register as a forum poster.

Notice the reserve and keen analytical skills that went into this post. The immediate reference to anal sodomy of one's own children and the assumption that if one's children are complemented it is due to the application of aforesaid pedophilia. Next up, a return to the moon and the harvesting of helium-3 for energy.
 

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Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:
POOPERSCOOPER said:
I find it ironic that a person with asburgers is calling us crazy for not knowing that he was joking about statements. Also I bet his assburgers help raised his beautiful children that everyone complements because that what people do in society that are normal. He can do the work of 10 men when he cares which I assume all goes into his children's asses when he fucks them everyday while his wife and him are at home all day. Early in the recent developments of this thread I felt like that the people calling cleve crazy were just trying to insult him but after reading his last few posts I understand that he really is bat shit insane.

Clevel is like irony incarnated.

It's precisely these kinds of intellectual titans at the Codex that enticed me to finally make the leap and register as a forum poster.

Notice the reserve and keen analytical skills that went into this post. The immediate reference to anal sodomy of one's own children and the assumption that if one's children are complemented it is due to the application of aforesaid pedophilia. Next up, a return to the moon and the harvesting of helium-3 for energy.

YOU DID NOT REFUTE HIS POINTS!!! You might aswell confess straight away.
 

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Sol Invictus said:
Is it any surprise that Cleve Blakemore is self-diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome?

He must be one of those people who think having Asperger's Syndrome is like having the "Gifted' perk in Fallout.

It's not? Remember, I was diagnosed before it became all the rage for doctors to tell parents that instead of suing for turning their children into autistic retards with vaccines, they should be grateful it's "Asperger's" instead. So basically medical staff try to placate their patients by telling them "Your kid could grow up to be Cleve Blakemore! Hummana! Think about that! Sign this waiver!"

Sol Invictus, if you look up Asperger's in any dictionary, you will see the word is always accompanied by a small photo of my face to the left side to illustrate the condition. It's less accurate to say I "have" Asperger's than to point out I actually "am" Asperger's, practically a caricature.

There's a reason for that. Rather than being the result of genetic allergic reaction, my origin story lies with a common household product called Drano, chemical name Sodium Lye, administered at 18 months old as an oral solution only without ingestion. Like the spider that bit Peter Parker, it's a one in a trillion chance the exact conditions that produced me could ever be replicated. It isn't Asperger's .... it's Super Asperger's, beyond the bounds of retardation where no ordinary human being will ever go. I escaped outside the penicillin ring, to put it aptly.

Keep in mind our circulating IGF1 & IGF2 is usually no more than 6-8 times normal. So imagine you, except add about 90% more muscle mass and a penis the size of a boat oar. Alright, imagine more muscle mass, anyway.

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Kingston said:
Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:
POOPERSCOOPER said:
I find it ironic that a person with asburgers is calling us crazy for not knowing that he was joking about statements. Also I bet his assburgers help raised his beautiful children that everyone complements because that what people do in society that are normal. He can do the work of 10 men when he cares which I assume all goes into his children's asses when he fucks them everyday while his wife and him are at home all day. Early in the recent developments of this thread I felt like that the people calling cleve crazy were just trying to insult him but after reading his last few posts I understand that he really is bat shit insane.

Clevel is like irony incarnated.

It's precisely these kinds of intellectual titans at the Codex that enticed me to finally make the leap and register as a forum poster.

Notice the reserve and keen analytical skills that went into this post. The immediate reference to anal sodomy of one's own children and the assumption that if one's children are complemented it is due to the application of aforesaid pedophilia. Next up, a return to the moon and the harvesting of helium-3 for energy.

YOU DID NOT REFUTE HIS POINTS!!! You might aswell confess straight away.

Confess to what? Witchcraft?
 

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Saint_Proverbius said:
Pardon me for knowing the difference between libel and the First Amendment. See, you're free to call as many people subhuman as you want and that's fine by me. Exitium is free to call you a nazi in response to the things you've said. While neither is exactly high minded discourse, both are perfectly acceptable under the Constitution.

Gosh, how high minded sounding. You must be really edjumificated and stuff. Unfortunately way off topic and digression about a straw man.

Exitium specifically said I am a neonazi member of "Stormfront," a founding member, financial supporter and published regular writer. That's not free speech, that's an absurd lie. If you see no reason not to publish that, send me your legal name and mailing address for correspondence by PM. I have something for a process server to deliver to you. I'm sure a high minded individual like yourself has nothing to fear.

Poor dumbass Exitium. Whatta moron. Ambrose Evans-Pritchard detailed in 1997 that it had emerged in open testimony during the trial of Timothy McVey that both Elohim City and "Stormfront" were founded by government informants specifically to lure in and trap potential right-wing terrorists. They are sites funded, maintained and patrolled by the U.S. government. So I'm afraid only clowns like Exitium try to draw a guilt-by-association link with arbitrary sites they literally snatched out of the air at the time.

Exitium, supplying false accusations of terrorist activity is a crime under the new laws governing Homeland Security. So you have already established yourself as a disinformation specialist who represents a threat to law enforcement by making false accusations.
 

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Someone should put Cleve and Bryce together and throw in Gene Ray for extra fun. Imagine the babies.
 

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Dementia Praecox said:
Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:
So imagine you, except add about 90% more muscle mass and a penis the size of a boat oar. Alright, imagine more muscle mass, anyway.
Pics or it didn't happen.

My doctor has been telling me I need to strive for a leaner, more balanced physique like the guy on the right in this photo.

Milk-Not-Soy-To-Grow-Muscles-2.jpg
 

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Jeff Graw said:
Shagnak said:
Exactly what I was thinking. Seems to be the "in thing" for socially inept geeks to claim they have, these days.

Maybe a lot of people with Aspergers become socially inept geeks? When I was young, I was diagnosed with ADD, but later on found that I matched up nicely with the diagnosis for Aspergers. I showed the symptoms to my friends and they said "it's you". My dad (who is a psychologist) agreed that I had probably been misdiagnosed (as is fairly common). Finding out about the condition benefited me as it gave me a template of all the stuff I was doing wrong socially so I could work to correct myself. But I digress... it's completely possible that Cleve has Aspergers and that is what is causing his weird work place behavior (excelling to the point of unhealthiness, but only when certain conditions are met). His complete lack of social graces could be another sign (Australia and Britain are worthy of scorn and condemnation, but calling their citizens "subhuman" just makes one look silly). Even thinking of Aspergers as "the gifted trait" fits the profile. But hey, what do I know -- It's also possible that he's just some random bipolar conspiracy theory nutcase.

Sometimes you get the social centers deprived of nutrients and the brain fails to redirect them to the remainder, which means just a geek, period. Then in others you get some overadaptation but the toxic by-products still leak over into the brain causing real autism symptoms. In some others you might get a weak blend of many of these effects.

On the other hand, out of a hundred thousand cases that could be described as "Asperger's," you might get one like me. Perfect separation, perfect biochemical cordon during the allergic "throttle" and almost no side effects. The rest of the brain gets turbocharged with the leftovers until it is the size of a watermelon and pulsing with gigantic arteries like those alien brains in science fiction films. Then maybe you get synthesis as they get older and the throttle begins to ebb from saturation of the sacrifice point. The two halves of the brain can learn to work in tandem as an overadaptive response and then you might see, once in a great while, the equivalent of Cassandra Complex produced by massive associative flashes of precog with the entire brain working all at once pulling in one harmonic direction. The result is, you get guys who seem like they know the future at times before it happens. It's not psychic, though. It's just really good recognition of consequences and seeing how things interplay in a way the average person never can.

I loved that movie NEXT with Nicholas Cage. I identified so strongly with that guy. But it's not that good in me by a tenth, to be honest.

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