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The biggest claim to fame of the gaym is that it inspired this.
There is no way the gameplay would be this entertaining though.
Cocksmith
Master of the ancient dwarven dickrunes, a cocksmith can hammer enhancements on the rods of men. Cocksmiths are highly sought after by the nobility, and thus are rarely seen out adventuring.
Penismancer
Dabbling in the ancient art of penismancy, the penismancer injects vile poisons and acids into his urinary bladder, enabling him to launch vicious ranged attacks from his urethra.
Cuntalist
Those illusive people have the rare ability to channel their inner feminine powers. By focusing them as their vagina as the vessel, they can cast hexes and curses from out of it.
Fistlord
The mighty fists of the Fistlords strike fear in the hearts and rectums of friends and foes alike. A fistlord can empower friends and pummel enemies, making them extremely versatile.
Arserker
Hailing from the arid wastes of Ars'kesh, those noble savages are renown as fierce warriors. Able to incite themselves into a blind rage through repeated rectal abuse, the form of a butt-blighted barbarian Arserker charging at you ass first is certainly not a pretty sight.
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There is no way the gameplay would be this entertaining though.