Jasede said:
Link him to hatchet vs genitals then.
Why do you forget
goatse?
Well, shockporn aside, welcome to the Codex. You have the right mentality to fit right in.
I'll also have some games to recommend.
Arcanum [best shit ever, my favourite RPG of all time. You MUST play it.]
Daggerfall [Since you like Morrowind you should really check out its predecessor.]
Wizardry 8. If you like good turn based combat goodness, play Wizardry 8. And Wizardry 7, although that is one of the hardest games ever. If you want even more challenge, play Wizardry 4. I don't think anyone here completed it. Ever. Also, play the whole Wizardry series just for completeness.
If you like Wizardry but it's too hard, try Might and Magic. It's basically the same, only a bit easier and less complex. Still some great old school goodness. Play all of them, but forget 9. 9 is an abomination. 8 is okay, but 3 till 7 are the best of the series.
Icewind Dale is also a nice dungeon crawl with the Baldur's Gate engine.
Then, be sure to get Temple of Elemental Evil. And VtM: Bloodlines. They're made by the same guys who made Arcanum. Troika were RPG gods, so you must play all their games. Especially Arcanum, nothing beats Arcanum.
Then, of course, play all Ultimas until 7. And the Ultima Underworlds.
And then check out
www.the-underdogs.info and
www.abandonia.com for old DOS-games. You'll find lots of RPG goodness there.