The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Andyman Messiah]

You're stupid. I'm going to run away now.

 

[ohWOW]

He's my bottom.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

You're stupid. I'm going to run away now.

Is a unicorn a dickhead?

Possibly, although nobody has ever gotten pregnant from a unicorn headbutt.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

You're stupid. I'm going to run away now.

Is a unicorn a dickhead?

Possibly, although nobody has ever gotten pregnant from a unicorn headbutt.

Requires accurate timing and precision I guess. May be that's why they got extinct.

I just realized you're from 2011 too. I'm going to run away from you now.

 

[ohWOW]

No, please stay with us and give us horn.

 

[argan]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/16556224

Twilight Effect

 

[ohWOW]

what if there were jews in ME?

 

[Infinitron]

what if there were jews in ME?

Volus?

 

[ohWOW]

Space Gas Chamber instead of the Crucible.

 

[Darklife]

It's always irked me that on the language selection screen on their forums, English is under a Canadian flag. They might as well have chosen New Zealand.

 

[Brinko]

It goes with their theme of shoving everything they can into Canada for some weird reason. Capital of Earth government in ME? Vancouver. Why? No reason whatsoever.

 

[ohWOW]

I'm still waiting for a s-f game, when the Earth is under a global regime of german national socialists and goes to war against pathetic xenos. I would pay for that.

 

[Borelli]

WH40K? Except it's latin instead of german.

 

[evdk]

It's always irked me that on the language selection screen on their forums, English is under a Canadian flag. They might as well have chosen New Zealand.

They are Canadian.

 

[ohWOW]

WH40K? Except it's latin instead of german.

Nah, the Emperor and Empire aren't extreme enough.

 

[Zewp]

Well that explains why their games are so terrible then.

 

[Redlands]

It goes with their theme of shoving everything they can into Canada for some weird reason. Capital of Earth government in ME? Vancouver. Why? No reason whatsoever.

Does that have anything to do with the Canadian tax system? I was reading on the one the UK were planning to put into place and there was a UK cultural aspect to whom could get it.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

It's always irked me that on the language selection screen on their forums, English is under a Canadian flag. They might as well have chosen New Zealand.

No different from the Americans using their flag when they do the same thing.

I think it is rather funny, actually.

 

[Jick Magger]

It's always irked me that on the language selection screen on their forums, English is under a Canadian flag. They might as well have chosen New Zealand.

Ur in the fukkin custard now m8. Ill fukkin smash u bro.

 

[Tytus]

Guys, guys....guys listen...guys... I just had the best....no, listen....guys, I just had the best idea ever!

Let's start a kickstarter campaign. We'll gather money, buy certain franchise rights and make the best sci-fi crossover ever. Mass Effect - Halo - Alien - Predator - Alpha Protocol - Dead Space. We'll call it the - The Halo of alien predator's mass protocol space.

It all makes sense!! Just look, look at the aliens. Elites from Halo and Predators have those movable mandibles like Turians do so, so - that means they have dextro-dna like Turians do! They can eat their food!! OMG. And, and.... just think of the Predator x Quarians fucking. All the Predator x Quarian fucking in one game!!

But, but - Alpha Protocol they had that shadowy organization G22 - OMG Proto-Cerberus!!

Aaaaand - Those devices from Dead Space that showed them ghosts and shit - OMG Reaper Tech.

The main hero will be an ex-agent super soldier that became a miner but also a cop! A time traveling cop! With a Tardis!! OMG I just added another sci-fi. I'm genius!

 

[Darklife]

Ur in the fukkin custard now m8. Ill fukkin smash u bro.

My only knowledge of that country comes from Flight of the Conchords. You really hate Australians that much?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Guys, guys....guys listen...guys... FUCK I just had the best....no, listen....guys, I just had the best FUCKING idea ever!

Let's start a kickstarter campaign. We'll gather money, buy certain FUCKING franchise rights and make the best sci-fi crossover ever. FUCKING Mass Effect - FUCKING Halo - FUCKING Alien - FUCKING Predator - MOTHERFUCKING Alpha Protocol - FUCKING Dead Space. We'll call it the - The-the-the MOTHERFUCKING Halo of alien predator's mass protocol space.

It all makes FUCKING sense!! Just look, look at the FUCKING aliens. Elites from Halo and Predators have those movable mandibles like Turians do so, so - FUCKING that means they have FUCKING dextro-dna like Turians do! They can eat their FUCKING food!! OMFG. And, and.... just think of the FUCKING Predator x Quarians fucking. All the Predator x Quarian fucking in one game!!

But, but - MOTHERFUCKING Alpha Protocol they had that FUCKING shadowy organization G22 - OMG FUCKING Proto-Cerberus!!

Aaaaand - Those devices from Dead Space that showed them FUCKING ghosts and shit - OMFG Reaper Tech.

The main FUCKING hero will be an ex-agent super soldier cyborg that became a miner but also a cop in order to provide for his adopted family of six-hundred koreans! A time traveling cop! With a Tardis!! Also he's voiced by FUCKING JENNIFER HALE. OMG I just added another sci-fi. I'm genius!

Fixed.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

how shitty this exactly is?

 

[evdk]

how shitty this exactly is?

What is "this" exactly?

 

[Infinitron]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ea.games.meinfiltrator_na&hl=en

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