The Wii successor is real

[BLOBERT]

BRO I AM OUT OF THE CLOSET ON CONSOLES

 

[deuxhero]

Besides, 7 is crap.


5 on the other hand, [...]

1 - 6 got remakes relatively recently for GBA, PSP and DS. 9 already looks good enough.

Maybe 8 is the one who'll get a remake, if any? It's actually popular enough.

1, 2, 4, 5 (waiting for the VC release of 6 because the GBA one is expensive and has a "new", non TW done translation for the sake of it) and 7 being the ones I've tried to some degree.

(Also: 3 got a DS remake, not GBA, that made it more annoying, forcing you to grind whenever you change class)

 

[CrunchyHemorrhoids]

They're going to delay Skyward Sword so it ships with the Big Wii, Twilight Princess all over again.

 

[KalosKagathos]

Found this at a reliable and prestigious source (random Kotaku comments thread):

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

Yay! I have been waiting to play the next identical Mario and Zelda games, plus some innovative new Metroid game, now hopefully dealing only with Samus' high school period and romance... The next SSB game will also surely have more characters everyone loves, such as Skippy and Peppy from Star Fox or why the hell not everyone from Star Fox with slighly differing moves so you could have Star Fox battles only, maybe also some Paper Mario characters such as why not another version of Mario and Luigi? Also more Pokemon, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that nobody would object to seeing more Gligar and the other new, memorable and clever Pokemon.

 

[deuxhero]

Yeah list is bullshit.


RAM prices have fallen to crazy lows. No one is going to make a new machine with only 512MB+1GB.

 

[Luzur]

Some more Project Cafe rumors: http://nintendovoice.blogspot.com/2011/04/project-cafe-hier-die-daten-zur.html

It's in German, but the most important points are following:
Backward compatible with Wii and Gamecube games
New Disc medium
Cloud system
Integrated Vitality sensor
Graphics chip is DX11 compatible

Launch titles:

GTA 5 (exclusive)
Final Fantasy 7 remake (exclusive, but not a launch title)

Wait what? Does it sense if the user get a stroke while playing their WiiII and then calls for an ambulance?

Maybe it measures your pulse or sweat output and adjust difficulty level accordingly.

Bah! If I'd be playing those shit console games, I'd be sweating with rage so much the console would think I'm about to die.

what if you are getting head from some hot blonde, will the console make my game feel like im iron-man Ghouls and Goblins?