Ignatius Reilly
Scholar
I bought this game on Steam for a measly 5 bucks and felt it was a waste of my money. It's a watered down RPG fueled by a combat system that is essentially a string of non-stop timed button presses featuring a painfully dry hero with the charisma of chalk. God, I hate this game.
It combines two genres and fails so miserably that I'm surprised more people didn't pick up on this, maybe it was the sex cards distracting them to the game's major flaws? You're better off playing Devil May Cry 3 if you want to be a white haired pretty boy who kills demons and stuff with various giant swords.
Oh, wait, that's a console game so it doesn't count.
But seriously, give it a try, PS2s are pretty cheap now and it will make you realize just how dull The Witcher is when it comes to...game play. Sure, it has not RPG elements whatsoever, but big deal, both games come down to you being some obnoxious white haired douche bag, might as well play one with some actual charisma.
It combines two genres and fails so miserably that I'm surprised more people didn't pick up on this, maybe it was the sex cards distracting them to the game's major flaws? You're better off playing Devil May Cry 3 if you want to be a white haired pretty boy who kills demons and stuff with various giant swords.
Oh, wait, that's a console game so it doesn't count.
But seriously, give it a try, PS2s are pretty cheap now and it will make you realize just how dull The Witcher is when it comes to...game play. Sure, it has not RPG elements whatsoever, but big deal, both games come down to you being some obnoxious white haired douche bag, might as well play one with some actual charisma.