The Witcher The Witcher IV - The Ciri Saga Begins

[Dark Souls II]

It doesn't matter, who is the protagonist of a game. It's possible to make the game good with any protagonist you can imagine. For example, in Arcanum it was possible to play as a zoophilic dw*rf and literally fuck a sheep, and nobody complained.
The new Witcher will be shit not because of a protagonist, but because it's a modern "RPG" with all this shitty stuff: quest markers everywhere, large arrow that shows where to go, endless boring cutscenes with anime-style fights, instant teleportation to any point of a map, and, of course, the famous braindead gameplay from the third game: "go to some place, turn on the "witcher's sight", follow the red footsteps, kill boring monster".

You forgot, "press LMB repeatedly to win a fight against a group of trashmobs, loot a diagram that lets you uprage your Grandmastercraft Sword (200 damage, +8% crit) to Supergrandmastercraft Sword (220 damage, +10% crit)".

 

[Skinwalker]

Only men can be Witchers

(((They))). Do. Not. Care. At. All.

You'll have female witchers, black elves, gay angels, tranny kings/queens, hindu Thor, Chinese Julius Ceasar, bipoc king Arthur, Goddess-Empress of Womankind, etc., stepping on your face, forever. Only psychopathic villains will be cishet White men, everyone else will be somewhere high up on the oppression/intersectionality matrix.

Or, just don't consoom woke goyslop. You can do nothing, and win.

Who wants you to eat ze bugs, breed with moolies, renounce your Christian faith, castrate your sons, give up red meat and your freedom of speech? Yeah, this is not done for love. It's humiliation. The nazi party only postponed the inevitable.

It's not inevitable.

 

[0sacred]

enjoy your slop

 

[cvv]

Fucking hell

This fucking thing already sports more red flags than a parade on a Tiananmen square. And they only announced it a week ago

 

[jaekl]

SIGH...You don't need to hire anyone to make a game inclusive, it's so easy. Just follow my simple guide (this is open source, game devs, so no need to credit me. I'd actually prefer not to be credited tbh.)

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2. Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males have gay and/or brown and/or female character models.
Step 3. Find and replace pronouns in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being black and gay is so fun! Let's kiss! hahaha!" or "I'm a woman and you men don't understand ANYTHING *powerful woman sounds* "

That's the whole guide and please, no donations are necessary.

 

[markec]

 

[Child of Malkav]

Oh yeah, can't wait to romance a water hag, a fiend, a wraith, a leshen, a ghoul, a katakan and have a threesome with the bog crones while asking them their pronouns or whether they had any surgeries lately and what's the latest in the fight against bigotry, narrow mindedness and the patria--- I mean the church of eternal fire. And start a quest to fight for their rights claiming it's a just a sexu---natural orientation and they don't mean any harm, they were just born this way and are simply misunderstood and a minority.
By how Ciri looks now she would have no problem fooling the monsters she was one of them. And that's without the mutagens or potions.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Meaningful is meaningful, but will they be fruitful?

 

[Skinwalker]

SIGH...You don't need to hire anyone to make a game inclusive, it's so easy. Just follow my simple guide (this is open source, game devs, so no need to credit me. I'd actually prefer not to be credited tbh.)

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2. Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males have gay and/or brown and/or female character models.
Step 3. Find and replace pronouns in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being black and gay is so fun! Let's kiss! hahaha!" or "I'm a woman and you men don't understand ANYTHING *powerful woman sounds* "

That's the whole guide and please, no donations are necessary.

Hm, you have a point to some degree, but also isn't this the equivalent of saying:

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2: Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males suck and ride each others cocks
Step 3: Find and replace "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being gay is so fun! Let's kiss bro! hahaha!" or "I'm a homo and you straights don't understand ANYTHING *powerful homosexual sounds*"

???

 

[jaekl]

SIGH...You don't need to hire anyone to make a game inclusive, it's so easy. Just follow my simple guide (this is open source, game devs, so no need to credit me. I'd actually prefer not to be credited tbh.)

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2. Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males have gay and/or brown and/or female character models.
Step 3. Find and replace pronouns in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being black and gay is so fun! Let's kiss! hahaha!" or "I'm a woman and you men don't understand ANYTHING *powerful woman sounds* "

That's the whole guide and please, no donations are necessary.

Hm, you have a point to some degree, but also isn't this the equivalent of saying:

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2: Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males suck and ride each others cocks
Step 3: Find and replace "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being gay is so fun! Let's kiss bro! hahaha!" or "I'm a homo and you straights don't understand ANYTHING *powerful homosexual sounds*"

???

 

[Vincente]

I assume you'll be able to romance both genders, since she's bisexual?

 

[Storyfag]

Ciri's sexuality is undefined, if anything. She did have sex with Mistle, a girl, but later she was also attracted to Sir Lancelot. This might mean the lesbo sex was an episode which she outgrew, or that she indeed is bisexual.

 

[Mauman]

She did have sex with Mistle

....."questionable consent" would be a factor here. It was pretty much rape + Stockholm syndrome.

 

[Vincente]

but later she was also attracted to Sir Lancelot.

Didn't she also sleep with that Skelliger that saved her life in 3, Skjall?

 

[GrainWetski]

She did have sex with Mistle

....."questionable consent" would be a factor here. It was pretty much rape + Stockholm syndrome.

That's racist!

 

[Tyrr]

Oh yeah, can't wait to romance a water hag, a fiend, a wraith, a leshen, a ghoul, a katakan and have a threesome with the bog crones

I think, I already saw animations about that...

 

[mondblut]

Step 1. Make a game about straight white males
Step 2. Make 55 to 80% of the straight white males have gay and/or brown and/or female character models.
Step 3. Find and replace pronouns in the script, add a few lines here and there like "Being black and gay is so fun! Let's kiss! hahaha!" or "I'm a woman and you men don't understand ANYTHING *powerful woman sounds* "

That's the whole guide and please, no donations are necessary.

But that's exactly what they do.

 

[normie]

Oh yeah, can't wait to romance a water hag, a fiend, a wraith, a leshen, a ghoul, a katakan and have a threesome with the bog crones

I think, I already saw animations about that...

lmao it'd be bold to make Witcher 4 play like LonaRPG