What could be behind these two doors? Other than radiation, that is. Geiger counter is steadily increasing by 1 per second. Better settle shit quick.
Looks like Mr. House is already here.
I see that you reached your destination safely. Shall we get to work?
Why did you send me here?
The Platinum Chip is a data-storage device. I need you to manually upload the data from the Chip to the facility's primary computer. There's a terminal at the other end of this facility. There's a complication. While I can broadcast to this screen, I can't control any of the facility's systems. That means I can't deactivate its security bots...most of which appears to be active, according to the status board I'm looking at.
What will you do with your Securitrons?
My army will do what an army does best - defend territory from invaders...and maintain order.
Right. As if the Strip isn't safe enough already with the NCR camped outside....unless if you want the NCR out.
We'll see what happens.
I like to think you have enough sense to do the right thing. The rewards for doing so are immense...as are the punishments for not doing so.
If I blow up the bunker, the Legion will have less problem taking over the Dam. If I activate the bunker, Mr. House will have easier time in driving other forces out of New Vegas, including the NCR. I think with what has happened so far, I'll go with the latter. I hacked the nearby terminal and canceled the security alerts for robots and turrets, now all I have to do is run quick to avoid getting too badly radiated.
Time to settle this. I plug the Chip into the socket.
A loud clanking of metals can be heard. And a Securitron display changed to a military man. I think I've just upgraded their software. Now to make my exit and hope Caesar's men didn't notice. On my way out, they seized my weapons and chemicals once more. I smuggled my pistols and explosives as usual.
Wow. Fooled him too? Amazing.
There are rewards for doing as I command. Today, your reward is vengeance. You get to decide how Benny dies. Go to Benny, let him know what you've decided. My Praetorians will perform the execution - unless you want to perform it yourself.
Thank you, Caesar.
Consider it the first of many bestowments.
So baby, what did you find down there?
Hundreds of Securitrons. All of them upgraded now, just like Mr. House wants.
So all this time the old man had an entire army on lay-away? Clever player. Just imagine the look on Baldie's face when those Securitrons come pouring out on judgment day! I'd pay to have that bronzed. So all you gotta do now is talk to Yes Man, figure out how to set things in motion. Make Vegas a town I woulda been proud of, baby. Let it swing.
I have to decide what happens to you now.
I see. And how's that gonna happen?
I could crucify him...duel him in arena, or let the Legion deal with him. Or being a pussy I am, help him escape....but nahhhh. We gave that to him in the Tops.
I've decided to kill you here and now.
I see. Keep it simple, hey? Around here, it's one of the better options...
I could crucify you instead.
Don't do that, baby. Not crucifixion. I could be up there for days with those twisted creeps laughing and pointing.
Fine, I'd shoot him right now with his hands tied. Just like how it was in Goodsprings, with the situation reversed. Fair's fair.
Close your eyes, if you want.
Nah, I'd rather see it coming. Do it baby. Make it clean.
I felt my vision blurred as I held my 10mm pistol with both hands. Was it pity?
My vision cleared after that momentary lapse and realized it was a post-Mentats drugs effect wearing off after taking it in the bunker. Bye, Benny. It's been nice knowing you.
Let's press on, shall we? As I was telling you before, I want Mr. House out of the picture. You have interest in his death, too. If he knows that you destroyed his gadgets beneath the Fort, he will strike back. You know where to find him. How he dies, I leave up to you.
What is that machine in your tent?
It's called an Auto-Doc. As the name suggests, it's an automated physician - more or less. It can treat broken bones, cuts, scrapes. Sometimes I bestow its use upon someone I favor. Makes for a powerful gift, in a culture that forbids painkillers and is largely ignorant of medical science.
I've heard rumors of your Legate, Lanius. What's his story?
Lanius is the greatest of my battlefield commanders. Some might call him a great man, but I'm not sure he qualifies. Once, he was the greatest warrior of the Hidebarks, a tribe of the Arizona. Maniacal in battle. Sometimes he'd ambush Legion patrols by himself. When, after several months we found and surrounded the Hidebarks' camp, their Chieftain raised a banner of surrender. The warrior who was not yet Lanius went insane with rage. He struck down his Chieftain and attacked his own tribe. He killed fifteen before they brought him down. He didn't die, obviously. I had him tended to. He was maimed, most of face torn off. It was days before he regained consciousness. When he did, I went to his bedside, and showed him the helmet I'd had forged to cover his face. I said he could have it if he'd fight for me. He accepted on condition he be allowed to kill the surviving males of his tribe. I said, make it the adult males and you have a deal.
He sounds more like a savage than a general.
Lanius is savage. Savagely loyal, too, but only to me - he has no love for the Legion. But this has its uses. He has no attachment to his men, no compunction about battlefield losses. All he cares about is destroying the enemy. When another legatus or Centurion fails to achieve results, I send Lanius to make things right. His first step is to beat the failed commander to death in front of his assembled troops. Then he orders the ritual of decimatio.
What is that?
It means "decimation" but in ancient Rome the word had a very specific meaning - a punishment for cowardice. The legionaries are lined up in ranks. Every tenth man steps forward and is beaten to death by his brothers. It instills a certain...robust obedience.
Sick fucks.
Will he lead the assault on Hoover Dam?
Yes. This time my Legionaries will be more frightened of the commander behind them than the enemy before them. There will be no failure this time, no retreat, no years of gathering slaves and resources for another assault. With Lanius to drive the Legion forward, the dam will be taken. It will be our bridgehead across the Colorado.
How did you lose the first battle of Hoover Dam?
It's not going to happen again. That's all I have to say about it.
What do you think of the NCR?
Do you want my opinion as a former citizen, or future conqueror? Actually, my opinion's the same either way. As a young man I was taught to venerate President Tandi of Shady Sands. "The Founding Mother of New California Republic." Did you know her presidency lasted 52 years? And that her father, Aradesh, was the Republic's first president? Does that sound like democracy to you, or hereditary dictatorship?
President Tandi was voted into office each time.
Because the council didn't dare oppose her. She was too popular. She had the people's love. So things ran smoothly, more or less. And as soon as she was gone, as soon as there really could be "democracy" - what happened then? Ever since losing its queen, the NCR has been weaker, more diffuse. Democracy has been its weakness, not its strength.
He does have a point. Greed and non-unified cause tend to splinter a nation, especially in resource-starved wastelands.
How is the NCR weak?
Greed runs rampant. The government is corrupt, accepting bribes from Brahmin barons and landowners, to the detriment of citizens. The NCS is a loose conglomerate of individuals looking out for themselves. It's lost virtue. No one cares about the collective, the greater good. It's not built to last. It's just hastening the inevitable.
I don't see how his solution is more palatable.
Surely, the NCR is a powerful foe?
Of course. The most powerful my Legion has faced. Also the first to which I am ideologically opposed. Until now, every tribe I've conquered has been so backwards and stunted, enslavement has been a gift bestowed upon them. My conquest of the Mojave will be a glorious triumph, marking the transition of the Legion from a basically nomadic tribe to a genuine empire. Just as my namesake campaigned in Gaul before he crossed the Rubicon, so have I campaigned, and will cross the Colorado.
A total nut job and savage fanatics. Nice alternative to corrupt NCR.
Why is the Legion so...strange?
I used Imperial Rome as the model for my Legion precisely because it was so foreign, so alien. I'd seen what had become of the NCR's attempt to emulate the culture of Pre-War America - the infighting, the corruption. Rome was a highly militarized autocracy that effectively integrated the foreign cultures it conquered. It dedicated its citizens to something higher than themselves - to the idea of Rome itself. In Rome, I found a template for a society equal to the challenges of the post-apocalyptic world - a society that could and would survive. A society that could prevent mankind from fracturing and destroying itself in this new world, by establishing a new Pax Romana.
I think the writer just jizzed in their pants after writing this line. If this is the main selling point of the Legion to the player, I'm not buying it.
What does "Pax Romana" mean?
It means a nationalist, imperialist, totalitarian, homogeneous culture that obliterates the identity of every group it conquers. Long term stability at all costs. The individual has no value beyond his utility to the state, whether as an instrument of war or production.
So you'll destroy the NCR because you hate its inefficiencies?
No. I'll destroy it because it's inevitable that is be destroyed. It's Hegelian Dialectics, not personal animosity.
Wikipedia says:
Hegelian dialectic, usually presented in a three-fold manner, was stated by Heinrich Moritz Chalybäus as comprising three dialectical stages of development: a thesis, giving rise to its reaction, an antithesis, which contradicts or negates the thesis, and the tension between the two being resolved by means of a synthesis.
Although this model is often named after Hegel, he himself never used that specific formulation. Hegel ascribed that terminology to Kant.[25] Carrying on Kant's work, Fichte greatly elaborated on the synthesis model, and popularized it.
On the other hand, Hegel did use a three-valued logical model that is very similar to the antithesis model, but Hegel's most usual terms were: Abstract-Negative-Concrete. Sometimes Hegel would use the terms, Immediate-Mediated-Concrete. Hegel used these terms hundreds of times throughout his works.[26]
The formula, Thesis-Antithesis-Synthesis, does not explain why the Thesis requires an Antithesis. However, the formula, Abstract-Negative-Concrete, suggests a flaw in any initial thesis—it is too abstract and lacks the negative of trial, error and experience. The same applies to the formula, Immediate-Mediated-Concrete. For Hegel, the Concrete, the Synthesis, the Absolute, must always pass through the phase of the Negative, that is, Mediation. This is the actual essence of what is popularly called Hegelian Dialectics.
To describe the activity of overcoming the negative, Hegel also often used the term Aufhebung, variously translated into English as "sublation" or "overcoming," to conceive of the working of the dialectic. Roughly, the term indicates preserving the useful portion of an idea, thing, society, etc., while moving beyond its limitations. (Jacques Derrida's preferred French translation of the term was relever).[27]
Mindfucked.
"Hegelian Dialectics?" What are those?
How do I put this basically enough? It's a philosophical theory, the kind you might encounter if you took time to read some books. The fundamental premise is to envision history as a sequence of "dialectical" conflicts. Each dialectic begins with a proposition, a thesis..which inherently contains, or creates, its opposite - an antithesis.
Something like ESF and RPGCodexr, eh?
Thesis and antithesis. The conflict is inevitable. But the resolution of the conflict yields something new - a synthesis - eliminating the flaws in each, leaving behind common elements and ideas.
Hence, Best Thread Ever part X in Year 2050?
So what's 'dialectic' about you and the NCR?
The bombs wiped the slate clean. Human civilization descended to a level of ignorance that effectively set our cultural progress back to zero. The NCR has all the problems of the ancient Roman Republic - extreme bureaucracy, corruption, extensive senatorial infighting. Just as with the ancient Republic, it is natural that a military force should conquer and transform the NCR into a military dictatorship. Thesis and antithesis. The Colorado River is my Rubicon. The NCR Council will be eradicated, but the new synthesis will change the Legion as well..from a basically nomadic army to a standing military force that protects its citizens, and power of it's Dictator.
Riiiight.
How did you rise to power?
Ironically, I was born a Profligate myself, a citizen of the NCR. My family lived not far from the great Boneyard. After Raiders killed my father, my mother sought the Followers' protection. I was two years old. She found work at their library, cooking and cleaning. I learned how to read and soon I was taking courses, free of charge.
You were a Follower of the Apocalypse?
Oh yes, raised in that tradition. And the teaching stuck. I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended.
What changed you from a Follower to a dictator?
When I was 20, the Followers sent me East to Grand Canyon. It was my first expedition, just me and a physician named Calhoun. As an anthropologist and linguist, my assignment was to learn the dialects of the Grand Canyon tribes. What a fucking waste of time!
Why would it be a waste of time?
If you think it's worthwhile to make smart people learn how to talk like backwards savages, you're a Follower of the Apocalypse...or an idiot. Anyway, we met up with a Mormon missionary who already knew a bunch of dialects - Joshua Graham. He was supposed to teach me. But before that went too far, the Blackfoot tribe captured us, to hold us for ransom. They were a backward bunch. But the real problem was they didn't know how to fight.
What was wrong with the Blackfoot?
They were at war with seven other tribes, each just as pissant as they were. But outnumbered like that, they weren't going to last long. It's one thing to be taken hostage, another to be lashed to a sinking ship. So over Calhoun's objections, I decided to take certain steps. I taught them how to use the guns they already had - how to strip and clean, how to breathe when pulling the trigger, how to reload ammunition. They looked at me like I was some kind of sorcerer. So I taught them how to make explosives, and started drilling them on small unit tactics. If there's anything I learned as Followers of the Apocalypse it's that there's a lot of good joining internet counterstrike clans.
What happened after you trained them?
Divide et impera - divide and conquer. I led the Blackfoot against the Ridgers, their weakest enemy. When they refused to surrender, I ordered every man, woman and child killed. When next we surrounded the Kaibabs and they likewise refused...I took one of their envoys to the Ridgers' village and showed him the corpse piles. This was new to the tribes you see. They played at war, see the victory screen, a little rape and pillage there, a little ransoming there. I showed them total warfare. Like I said, there's a lot you can learn from Starcraft. The Kaibabs joined me, and the Fredonians after that - all the pissant tribes, with names should be forgotten. I knew from the start I'd need to eradicate this plague of tribal identities, replacing them with a monolithic culture, a uniform identity. So that's what I did, once my confederation of tribes was large enough. I crowned myself Caesar and created a single Great Tribe - my Legion. I sent Calhoun back West with a message that I should not be interfered with. Joshua Graham, the Mormon interpreter, stayed with me and served as my first Legatus.
And since forming the Legion, all you've done is conquer other tribes?
That's right. Decades of warfare, absorbing lesser tribes, gathering power. Forging the dross into a vast, razor sharp scythe. My Legion's expansion has never ceased. Much of the Utah and Colorado, and all of Arizona and New Mexico, are mine. We have cities of our own, but nothing compared to Vegas. Finally, my Legion will have its Rome.
Fine, I'll eliminate Mr. House for you.
Good. I don't know what kind of security he has inside the Lucky 38 but if you can find a way of catching him off guard, do so.
I left the tent. That man talks too much. He did not suspect a thing. That fool. Time to report back to Mr. House. But first...
V-Chan~~~
Whole future of New Vegas seems like it's up in the air. Guess I should wait things out before buying a condo in the Ultra-Luxe, huh?
I'm ready to take you to Hidden Valley.
Great. Thanks. Thank you. I'll encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you. Seriously.
Why name other people's children when we can name OURS? GYAHAHAHAHAHH!
Wait, that did not happen. So we're leaving the Fortification Hill, having carried out Mr. House's instructions and the Platinum Chip in hand. I gave the crucified soldier near the exit a mercy killing before I left with a silenced .22 pistol.
Rest in peace, brother.
I debated whether I should leave Caesar alive or not. But I figured it wouldn't matter, someone else will replace him. The Legion is too strong to take on alone. I need an army support to take them on in Hoover Dam. Maybe the Brotherhood of Steel will listen to reason. I set my Pip-Boy compass towards the Hidden Valley, home of Veronica's Brotherhood of Steel.