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Akachi

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You mean perhaps sex with small children in PT2? Not to mention more kinds of human-animal action in ID3? So excited, I can't wait.
PT2 will have necrophilia, not pedophilia, since it's always been a part of Planescape what with Morte hitting on corpses right from the start of the first game. It just makes sense to include. Unlike with animals, consent won't be an issue because the Speak with Dead spell exists to ask for it, and that's not counting all the intelligent undead that deserve love and romance like everyone else. Every mummy lord deserves a mummy lady, and if there is a companion lich, you should be able to be its bitch. Just thinking about it is exciting, I hope they do make PT2 and give us a wide variety of hot undead companions.
 

Reinhardt

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The key to understanding the superiority of RTWP over TB is to heavily min-max your party so that you never have to pause the game.
tb is superior over rtwp because in tb you can see and fully enjoy your turn 1 autoattack numbers.
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thesecret1

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Consolized UI? Skyui. You can become a chad master at everything? Ordinator perks. NO spellmaking? Midas + Apocalypse magic gives a lot variety. Homogenized races? Imperious makes each race more unique. Skyrim should be a frozen hell where surviving is hard? Survival mode.
None of those are even the major reasons why Skyrim is bad. After you fix the combat, story, writing, level design, and economy (which amounts to redoing the whole game from scratch), then we'll talk.
 

toucanplay

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Here is another hot take which will trigger many codexians but is truth : 99,9% of Skyrim's decline can be solved via modding.

Consolized UI? Skyui. You can become a chad master at everything? Ordinator perks. NO spellmaking? Midas + Apocalypse magic gives a lot variety. Homogenized races? Imperious makes each race more unique. Skyrim should be a frozen hell where surviving is hard? Survival mode.
But will it still be Todd's ship?
 

Serus

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You mean perhaps sex with small children in PT2? Not to mention more kinds of human-animal action in ID3? So excited, I can't wait.
PT2 will have necrophilia, not pedophilia, since it's always been a part of Planescape what with Morte hitting on corpses right from the start of the first game. It just makes sense to include. Unlike with animals, consent won't be an issue because the Speak with Dead spell exists to ask for it, and that's not counting all the intelligent undead that deserve love and romance like everyone else. Every mummy lord deserves a mummy lady, and if there is a companion lich, you should be able to be its bitch. Just thinking about it is exciting, I hope they do make PT2 and give us a wide variety of hot undead companions.
Hmmm... what about sex with undead animals? You can't leave bestiality lovers without proper romance options in a crpg. It wouldn't be inclusive. Probably would be fascist.
 

Fargus

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Romance is the best thing in RPG.

If he had just known how people in 2023 defended BG 3 because of the romance and the bear sex.
:negative:

Who knew that so many gamers are into gay sex, dickgirls, femdom and borderline zoophilia? Things were bad in 2015 already with cringe like Inquisition, but at least back then even normies laughed at Bioware. Post 2020 is something else though. Dude transforms into a bear so you can fuck him. Whats next a sorceress that makes herself look like 10 year old girl with a spell for you to sodomize her while your wifes boyfriend watches? Some creature at Larian is probably reading this to write it down for their book of ideas.

I bet the next big rpg thing will have pedo romance options and noone would bat an eye and people would even defend it. Gonna be hilarious, just you wait.

RPG is hijacked by worst kinds of degenerates.
 

thesecret1

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Romance is the best thing in RPG.

If he had just known how people in 2023 defended BG 3 because of the romance and the bear sex.
:negative:

Who knew that so many gamers are into gay sex, dickgirls, femdom and borderline zoophilia? Things were bad in 2015 already with cringe like Inquisition, but at least back then even normies laughed at Bioware. Post 2020 is something else though. Dude transforms into a bear so you can fuck him. Whats next a sorceress that makes herself look like 10 year old girl with a spell for you to sodomize her while your wifes boyfriend watches? Some creature at Larian is probably reading this to write it down for their book of ideas.

I bet the next big rpg thing will have pedo romance options and noone would bat an eye and people would even defend it. Gonna be hilarious, just you wait.

RPG is hijacked by worst kinds of degenerates.
What did you expect after D:OS2, with its lizard cloakas? Larian is full of degenerate perverts.
 

Fargus

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Romance is the best thing in RPG.

If he had just known how people in 2023 defended BG 3 because of the romance and the bear sex.
:negative:

Who knew that so many gamers are into gay sex, dickgirls, femdom and borderline zoophilia? Things were bad in 2015 already with cringe like Inquisition, but at least back then even normies laughed at Bioware. Post 2020 is something else though. Dude transforms into a bear so you can fuck him. Whats next a sorceress that makes herself look like 10 year old girl with a spell for you to sodomize her while your wifes boyfriend watches? Some creature at Larian is probably reading this to write it down for their book of ideas.

I bet the next big rpg thing will have pedo romance options and noone would bat an eye and people would even defend it. Gonna be hilarious, just you wait.

RPG is hijacked by worst kinds of degenerates.
What did you expect after D:OS2, with its lizard cloakas? Larian is full of degenerate perverts.

I never finished DOS2 but it was nowhere near as bad from what i remember. No bearded women, pronouns and dickgirls.

Boring as fuck though and full of shitty feminism.
 

thesecret1

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I never finished DOS2 but it was nowhere near as bad from what i remember. No bearded women, pronouns and dickgirls.

Boring as fuck though and full of shitty feminism.
We live in the age of Decline, of course it's only going to get worse. On a positive note, the only other RPG developer of note that's comparably degenerate is Owlcat, nobody else is this bad.
 

Cryomancer

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After you fix the combat, story, writing, level design, and economy (which amounts to redoing the whole game from scratch), then we'll talk.

This still can be fixed with mods. Now, how much time and effort would need to do it, is another question.
 

thesecret1

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I don't get why BG1 gets so much cred. The combat is shit (just throw a fireball or cloudkill at the enemy group and have the rest of the party clean up the stragglers, done), the setting is Forgotten Realms, the gayest thing in DnD history, level and encounter design suck (usually a more or less empty map with generic trashmobs strewn about), and even the quests don't feature all that much C&C - not any more than most other RPGs, at least. The story was pretty good, I'll give it that, but is that really enough to merit the worship it enjoys?
 

Butter

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I don't get why BG1 gets so much cred. The combat is shit (just throw a fireball or cloudkill at the enemy group and have the rest of the party clean up the stragglers, done), the setting is Forgotten Realms, the gayest thing in DnD history, level and encounter design suck (usually a more or less empty map with generic trashmobs strewn about), and even the quests don't feature all that much C&C - not any more than most other RPGs, at least. The story was pretty good, I'll give it that, but is that really enough to merit the worship it enjoys?
Babby's first CRPG.
 

Reinhardt

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I don't get why BG1 gets so much cred. The combat is shit (just throw a fireball or cloudkill at the enemy group and have the rest of the party clean up the stragglers, done), the setting is Forgotten Realms, the gayest thing in DnD history, level and encounter design suck (usually a more or less empty map with generic trashmobs strewn about), and even the quests don't feature all that much C&C - not any more than most other RPGs, at least. The story was pretty good, I'll give it that, but is that really enough to merit the worship it enjoys?
still better than bg2. and MUCH better than bg3.
 

Atlantico

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I don't get why BG1 gets so much cred. The combat is shit (just throw a fireball or cloudkill at the enemy group and have the rest of the party clean up the stragglers, done), the setting is Forgotten Realms, the gayest thing in DnD history, level and encounter design suck (usually a more or less empty map with generic trashmobs strewn about), and even the quests don't feature all that much C&C - not any more than most other RPGs, at least. The story was pretty good, I'll give it that, but is that really enough to merit the worship it enjoys?
Because it did things right out of the gate and it was the first PC game to do that. Simple.

You get cred for being first even if later applicants arguably do it better, they're still not first.

We talk about Jurassic Park today, giving it massive cred because it was the first to achieve the illusion of CGI to such a degree people were amazed. Today I'm sure you can find many movies with much better CGI that get zero credit and are forgotten. That's how cred works.
 

JamesDixon

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What did BG do first?
Make a non-janky AD&D 2nd edition RPG
2nd Edition D&D, the system that required a master's degree to be understood

There was no 2nd Edition D&D. There was AD&D 2E. Only if you have the IQ of 65 or less is it hard to understand. Are you under 65 IQ?

I'm running an AD&D 2E clone game with people that have never touched it before. They have no problems in understanding how THAC0 or anything else works.
 

solemgar

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What did BG do first?
Make a non-janky AD&D 2nd edition RPG
2nd Edition D&D, the system that required a master's degree to be understood

There was no 2nd Edition D&D. There was AD&D 2E. Only if you have the IQ of 65 or less is it hard to understand. Are you under 65 IQ?

I'm running an AD&D 2E clone game with people that have never touched it before. They have no problems in understanding how THAC0 or anything else works.

Why so mad ? :)

Took barely 10 second to get triggered :P
 

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