Spacemoose said:
it would be somewhat difficult to face you like a man, since you're not a man per se.
And that's wherein your problem lies. Your life has consisted of, to this point, a belief in manliness that has been bestowed upon you by your mother and grandmother. Constantly referring to you as "handsome" and "my strong man" has led you into a false sense of masculinity. Their constant cooing and cuddling, especially by your mother, and placement in a private school has not given you the chance to interact with real people, and by real people I mean people who have actually touched weights before and have seen a naked woman, in real life, if you can believe that.
Of course, there is the possiblity that your concept of "man" is completely skewed. Perhaps you were raised by two feminist lesbians (mother/grandmother incest is a possibility) who completely blurred the lines between "man" and "woman". They called you a "man" even though you spent your childhood playing with dolls and Easy Bake Oven.
and yes, masturbating to cartoons is an indicator of failure at life, implying that you've never been laid
On the contrary, it is a lack of punctuation, periods and capitalization that leads to an obvious indication of a person's, as you so intelligently put it, "failure at life." I'm surprised that growing up in your ass-raping, feminist, lesbian, girlish nancy boy environment you can even fathom the concept of "getting laid," much less know what the word "laid" means.
This backlash could also be a result of your sexual insecurity and inexperience. Going through your life as a closet gay man and never having a sexual relationship with anyone, male or female, can certainly be disturbing. I extend my deepest, most sincere apologies for the unfortunate situation you find yourself in.
my aggressive behavior is a sign of my manliness, ever more apparent in contrast with your effeminate faggotry
Again, aggressive behavior might be a sign of manliness, but in your case it's most likely the result of a mistaken definition of what being a man actually means. I suggest you read my previous thoughts on your dilemma and do some research of your own to find out the truth behind all this "man" talk.