Watch me play a shitty game (Fallout 3) (COMPLETED!!)

[DriacKin]

After training with the Legendary Samurai of Zeta, you learn the 'Sword of the Samurai' perk:
With this perk, anytime you weild a sword, you are able to deflect bullets from enemy fire!!

 

[poocolator]

anytime you weild a sword, you are able to deflect bullets from enemy fire!!

[Intelligence] So... the sword becomes like a shield?

 

[Carceri]

[Wisdom] Sword becomes will. The force is strong.

 

[Mackerel]

Eventually... if Bethesda slaps enough shit together, they'd have reproduced the entire world, down to each individual ant. Fallout 3: Simant.

Pfff, only the world? The Earth is sooo last-gen, they'll keep going until everything in the universe is compartmentalized into various DLC packages. Then we'll have Fallout 3: The Theory of Everything.

 

[ElectricOtter]

anytime you weild a sword, you are able to deflect bullets from enemy fire!!

[Intelligence] So... the sword becomes like a shield?

[Perception] No, the sword becomes a sword that can deflect bullets!

 

[MetalCraze]

Bullets? Pffft. In another true sequel samurai swords were destroying heavy armoured tanks - and this shit is weak, very weak.

 

[poocolator]

Bullets? Pffft. In another true sequel samurai swords were destroying heavy armoured tanks - and this shit is weak, very weak.

This is in the upcoming DLC, haven't you heard? Raiders develop tank technology and it's up to you to save a village (of 3 residents) from them! Or you can join with them and destroy the village only to become god to the raiders, enabling you to a chest full of goodies replenished once a week.

 

[Chefe]

Hah, so you guys honestly thought this is stupid? That Fallout 3 is pretty facepalm worthy as is?

You fools.

Have you not hear...OF THE DLC?!



Welcome...to Fallout! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

/has gone insane

That armor he's wearing looks like a reskinned Chorrol guard suit with the helmet from the old Morrowind orcish armor.





Uh... why is a medieval samurai on an alien spaceship hovering over a post apocalyptic 50's Earth?


I firmly believe that Fallout 3 is an elaborate troll on the Codex and NMA for all the slack we gave them over Oblivion. And we're falling for it. Hard.

 

[poocolator]

They probably abducted a Japanese samurai ages back, or some shit like that. Usual alien fare.

 

[MetalCraze]

That would be too logical for Bethesda.

 

[Brother None]

They probably abducted a Japanese samurai ages back, or some shit like that. Usual alien fare.

Yip. Zeta's backstory mentions the asliens have been abducting for a long time, and in the course of gameplay you're supposed to free up prisoners to help you out.

The fact that it's explained doesn't make it less stupid, tho'

 

[poocolator]

Hell... maybe one DLC will contain a teleport to take you to the land of Tamriel. It'll explain why there are orcs in Fallout 3.

 

[Black]

DriacKin, you know you also have to LP mothershit zeta after you finish fo3, right?

 

[Carceri]

Are you comfortable with him getting permanent brain damage for the sake of the lulz?

 

[Black]

Absolutely, it's his brain damage and our lulz.

 

[Carceri]

That's reasonable enough. Hey, Driackin! Go for it man!

 

[DriacKin]

DriacKin, you know you also have to LP mothershit zeta after you finish fo3, right?

That's reasonable enough. Hey, Driackin! Go for it man!

You guys are assuming that I even have enough mental stamina to complete the OC.

 

[Black]

It's never too late to plan ahead. Especially when it's other's mental condition that's at stake.

 

[Jaesun]

DriacKin, you know you also have to LP mothershit zeta after you finish fo3, right?

That's reasonable enough. Hey, Driackin! Go for it man!

You guys are assuming that I even have enough mental stamina to complete the OC.

Steel be with you.

Hang in there man.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Yeah, it's only like Anchorage -> The Pitt -> Mothership Zeta! YOU CAN DO IT MAN!

 

[MetalCraze]

You forgot Point Lookout with its fallout'y swamps and cults

 

[Chefe]

They probably abducted a Japanese samurai ages back, or some shit like that. Usual alien fare.

Yip. Zeta's backstory mentions the asliens have been abducting for a long time, and in the course of gameplay you're supposed to free up prisoners to help you out.

The fact that it's explained doesn't make it less stupid, tho'

Keeping someone alive in a spaceship for thousands of years must be hard work. I wonder if you'll get some kind of immortality perk once you discover the magical life machine.

 

[poocolator]

Heh. Maybe aliens will actually be able to kill you unlike the orks found in vanilla FO3.

 

[racofer]

:inclining:

Madness, believe me, I know.

•••NO, DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? I'M YOUR PET TURTLE, FROM WHEN YOU WERE A KID. (red dialog means you use your dementation skills to mess up with people's minds)

Nah, I wasn't dead, I was just asleep.

It's a lot like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

I'd let you, but, the other turtles might start talking.

You known I'll be there. Goodbye, Samantha.

 

[poocolator]

Malkavian in Bloodlines was one of the best experiences I've had playing RPGs