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Completed Welcome to the Jungle. Let's Play the Planet Alcatraz

Baron Dupek

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Just like PoE and other modern RPGs.

EDIT
next page. Hya! That's some good trick, so good that I didn't expected it.
 
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Update 6 - Boys are back at the town, or will be.

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This one is easy part, one of them is just two steps away.
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Unfortunately he don't want any of them, no matter if you bring one or both.

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One shot, still need reload every time while we get shot and whack.
Unfortunately aiming in the head do nothing.

Let's go to that club

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Groovy.

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One guy and 1.000 coins. That was easy.
Waitaminute

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oh
ok

Mirza got woman, we get our bro out of the cage. He didn't punched slaver as he promised
though.

Anyway


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New locations available.
It was good idea to wait for new teammate.
You see - XP is not shared in this game. You do something and get 100XP,
but when there's 2 people in the group - both get 100xp.
And we need them to improve Melee (then shooting), beef out HP and improve equipment.
But I'm afraid the lattes will not happen since most stuff is plain garbage.

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Before we get info about 3rd member of Vampire Squad we need to complete these objectives.

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Sneaky guy with good throwing (knives?) but abysmal thieving.

After breaking out the cage it's important to give him clothes so people won't taunt us.
Even with one man we get better attitude ratio.
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I have some old clothes in some chest.
Every chest in the city, that you already looted, can be used to stash items.
Nobody will steal them.
There is 3-4 chests in Market area, that I used in my playthrough.

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Grenade with mediocore reliability and 50% condition? I have no choice at the moment,
I need every grenade available to fight no matter how shitty they are.
Opposite to guns grenades with low reliability don't blow in your hands.

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Luckily he did not reported us.

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Just like in my previous LP from Marauder: Man of Prey - vest can be repaired but
plates - not, and need to be throw out.

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Just another madman

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Just another feminist tired of this planet lead by oppressive patriarchy
(it's prison planet after all)

Let's go on a mission.
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"Two of us?"
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Mhm, yeah sure, right.

Prepared myself for this.
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Do we look bad enough?
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Yep :smug:

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ohsnap

Three melee vs group armed with 2 grenades (easy to avoid) and one-shot firearms.
Easy, not worth pictures.

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Hidden chest on the graveyard?
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yep
when you touch the chest a cutscene start
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Elk used us to remove the rogues, get locations of the treasure and then take care
of the witness.
Not cool.
Let's go back to the city (as mentioned before - loot is so bad it's not worth mentioning).

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Lemon party?

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another fetch quest

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This quest will stay in our journal till the end of the game.
Our task is to bring few boxes of certain type of alcohol.
There are some obstacles though. First - we need to buy these boxes from
merchants, and they cost a lot, so we need money.
Second - when we do this for the first type (Bison vodka) we get in return 1k coins?
Not that much.
Last issue - other types of alcohol can be found in locations, that we
can find later in the game.

Let's take another mission
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These rogues are smart, surprise that people recognize me as an Imperial yet no one report this.

Objectivess
-take the wagon (just whack these two rogues)
-clear the rogue village

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This take some time.

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What happened?

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Right, grenades.

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FUCK

Cission Moplited
Same as before - garbage to sell. Mostly pants and shoes.
Overall ~3k coins.
They didn't leave grenades for me.

Next location
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nah
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That's not chainmail, these are tattoos.

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they spotted us

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and I don't like this.

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THAT'S WHY I WANTED GRENADES, FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE

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this is bad

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please don't throw anything please don't throw anything please don't throw...

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:incline:
finally we got the chainmail, same like that one from the village when we landed on the planet.

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:hmmm:
>9mm
>medium and heavy weapons
I don't get it

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i wanted to make sneaky backstab attack with Sullen, and failed.
Even Codex in Baldur's Gate saga (lead by MicoSelvs) had rough begining.

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What a mess
 
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Update 7 - It's the dark night

Back to the city

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I have deja vu

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This time I got enough cash for alcohol.
See? 12k, not too shabby.

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Party is going well

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I though there is only one type of alcohol in the city. But there's two.
My profit? 3k.
Instead of repeating it I try to get better alcohol, then repeat the process.

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cool

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I have deja vu, again.

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What stopped me before?

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Boar have borked line, it's should be "I don't have any..."
Wait, I though I HAVE it?
Oh right, I have Beginers Lockpicks, I need better tool then.

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I war it like a trophy but feels sick.
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Looks like he's not alone.
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aahahahnah
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and that's all you did in this fight before death

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No reward.
I feel like whole city is full of NPCs, that will be whacked by me through numerous side quests.

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I found that there is two merchants selling guns. She sell better stuff but
some of them are modded (+5% to shooting and minor improvements) that boost -already
high price - significantly.
Luckily she don't shoot us after all that crappy mating failure.
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She have things to shoot, that's for sure.

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woah

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lel
:laugh:

Let's check the local hospital then
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Operation you say

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:what:
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:what: :what:
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Sick burn
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still better than public healthcare on planet Earth

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Let's go to the sauna then
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seriously?
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Boar you idiot, you have woman in your reach and you did nothing.

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Swag level - out of scale.

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Boar plz, we know your past and else but..stop...

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New thing in prison planet - burglary.

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Wait, he gave me key to hit rival's house?
wait what when?

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Nice house.

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Robbery, shootery, strippery. In that order.

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Found repair box nearby. Clothes and armors take more time to fix.
Whole day to fix whole inventory.

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That's right, no money, just 2000XP.
 
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Baron Dupek

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Update 8 - Woops I did it again

Indeed, I did. Finished the game before I even posted half of the updates possible.
There’s around 20 of them iirc.

Random street wantering
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might be troublesome

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obvious trap is obvious

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I received job to rob big fish.
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I barely had a chance to see his pockets, not mention the robbery itself.
Maybe later [spoiler: it doesn't happen, I never managed to do that].

Remember end of Update 5, where I went to the Slavers Camp and got my ass kicked?
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I did it with bit better equipment and bigger team.

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better than nothing? Shotguns are weak, average naked rogue eat buckshots like candies and
barely notice damage. But we need something to fight and spend possessed ammunition.
There is 12ga and 16ga, dark and light one. Not much to say.

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Better sneaking than Skyrim.

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Boar is not that good when it comes to shadow walking.

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Nice.

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I run into the camp like a bull but failed to save him.
Reload.

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And done
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Back to the city
New item avaliable
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At last

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With new lockpicks I can open more chests and find better stuff.
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Like this one. This is Compass' chest, you know, the one that stole Wraper's t-shirt.
Content is... not surprising.

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Way better stuff.
This goes to Sullen.

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Underbarrel grenade, smg, various ammo, rifle, shotgun and medkit. And robber mask. Hmmm...

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what? Iron plates are worse than skin of the hyena??

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Nothing to see here.

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Now I want to roam the whole city and open everything

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Sword for the Sullen

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Strange guy

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I like where it is going

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I think not

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I dropped rifle from my hands due critical hit.
Put it back and score critical hit in revenge, for good.

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Local drugstore helped me with selling loot.

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I kicked his ass but he really have no cash.
What a pity.

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Neat but price is insane.
Six buckshots in mean it can fire both barrels at once, three times in a row.
Make it useful but not devastating.

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that's a lot of money for the boots, and NPC reactions is already good when Sullen walk with me.
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They might be useful but it's better to come back to the city than carry that box.
Why? You need to clear the location for Leave and Rest. So why bother.

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So I have job from both Clyde and Roger to bring guns (different for each of them)
and whack one of them.
Maybe there is someone who want them both down?

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Somewhere in far, far future, after fuckton of side quests and terrible
human encounters gave to me by my team mates... these skills will be useful.

Long time ago, after we managed to escape from Junkyard (that was when we didn't have legit
clothes) there was train station and hangar in the first location.
There is cutscene that play, when we come closer.
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When we come even closer
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Don't remember if the Overseers come and help them though.

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Good. Now I need to invest in some vests with pockets for these things.

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And there is someone interested with kicking Clyde and Roger's asses.
But I know he will not pay me.
So... who go first?

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That's a load of bullshit.
Let's go to that bar then

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WOAH :what:

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Meaningful resistance

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Fact: No surprise on the mission, everything went smooth.
False: I got reward.

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AGAIN
 
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I remember playing this jewel years ago. I knew it was true 11/10 GOTY material as soon as I healed my first gunshot with some potato.
 

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Update 9 - Boar’s Seven Wonders

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"all sides" mean back and frontal cover, leather vest cover you only in front. Don't ask.

Let's go to the City of Dreams.
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what we get for it?

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300 coins?? Cheapskates! You gonna pay for this with blood!

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I told you.

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I kicked his ass and all I got was potato.
fuck

Let's go and do missions this time
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No cringe cutscenes this time
but this gonna be tough
Location is full of rogues. My plan is to take down the patrols, then somehow reach
the building and jump in, to avoid surrounding enemies.

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Nice start.

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That hurt, good thing armmor save me from some critical hits.
And look at these red dots, so many of them!

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Tried to take them one by one but headshot does not deal more damage. What's the point then?

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nice

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I hope there way to loot all these remains near the outhouse.
Outhouse is truly lifesaver.

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barely a scratch

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Either I'm doing well with slow approach and taking one by one or there is more of them,
not visible on the map.

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My heart stopped, but after zoom in I noticed they're broken bottles, not grenades. Phew.

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That was best mission so far.

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:bounce:
agility loss? Nothing that can't be solved with pills :smug:
For some reason alcohol is worse than pills - not effective and your character stuck in
dancing animation forever, while pills work until you leave the map.
Just enough to do a mission.

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:bounce:
price is overkill. Again.

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:roll: again

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For Sullen

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:what:

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yuck
I mean he, no she.

See the next delivery
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Profit? Around 5000coins

What's new in the shops anyway?
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Let's go to the hunt. How about Gerbil's Nest?
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It said GERBIL'S nest!

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back to the city with all these plants and whatnot.

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or what?

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I'm out.

I asked priest, who guard the doors to the temple, for entry
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but he declined
After punch-out I found that doors are not active objects anyway,

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I know these, junkyard, you remember?

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huh?

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You see the roof?

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Now you see the room.

Meanwhile in some obscure inn
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It's good idea to start the fight.
Both choices end the same but you lost the chance to grab...

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These nice Big Brother shotguns 21k each.
Worth every potato eaten

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I got reward and nice guns.
That was good day, how to end this nice day?

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Ok?

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:laugh:
ok, that gave me chuckles.

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wow, they hit HARD

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Nice outfit
 
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Update 10
Dancing Queer

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Look, I have enough cash to buy this armor.
Now I don't need to worry about replacing plates.

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I... don't remember this one?

Whatever, let's go hunting.

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Lot of new animals to see.

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Family reunion.

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Yuck!

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See? I barely use potatoes in this fight thanks to boosted melee and that new armor.

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Maybe I should wait for the 3rd member and then start hunting?

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That's a big ass flying lizard!

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One hit knock out.
Damn.

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Bridge troll give us quest? This is news in RPG world.

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I have no idea what does it mean but it sounds bad.

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Boar is bad at intimidating introductions.

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o-oh
that's looks like plain execution by fire platoon.

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Sullen fall under the overwhelming force.
And some retarded pedestrian wander to the middle of aforementioned execution.

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This is sniper rifle. Just need scope for work.

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Decent guns and rewards. I like that.

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"Grey haired" "old man"??

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Sounds like another beat-up for no coin in return.

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sup

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between hammer and the anvil but replaced with two swords

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meh

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Let me tell you something.
Fret Saw+ is p.tricky to find, and even when I find it in the shot - no way in hell I waste cash on obvious scam.

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61k for a scope?? Fuck me, that's more than the price of the rifle ffs.

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Hope it's worth.

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huh?
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With fucked up translation? Hardly.
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not a trap
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uhm...
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really?
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protip: there is not a single diamond in the game. Jewels too. Unless there are diamond-tipped bullets that
stuff any unwanted persons.
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Boar developed some sort of suspicious after all this time on this planet. How kindly.

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:roll:
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, sure, mhm.

What can be worse than that?
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:retard:
It can.

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Oh my Sviatovid

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You've got to be shitting me.

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:retard: :retard: :retard:

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There was no change in his voice. Same boring sound.

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That's say a lot about your (soon-to-be ex)security.

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Good thing it's not Baldur's Gate where you can't put clothes on in combat, or Apeiron game where it take a lot of time.

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Damn, that guy is resistant. I need Boar to help Sullen with incoming guests on the doors.

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Good thing doors can be shut fast and they cover you from explosives.

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Since their chief is down I can just stay and wait for them.

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:what:
how? where?
 
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Update 11
Nobody chop-chop our chicks and live.

Previously Boar got sudden headshot that got under his helmet. No way there is such powerful weapon and it must be
helluva lucky shot, out of nowhere.

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lolwhat, nothing stop these idiots from attacking Boar who cleared out the whole camp :laugh:

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Our first pill. This one come handy since one of our teammates is weak like ass and will drop armors as
soon as he get good shot in the chest.

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Next one is - wait for it - Canyon.
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I have some Duke Nukem 3d vibes here.
Nobody kill our chicks and live.

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OH MY GAWD
END OF THE RINE!
BIODRONES ARE ASSAULTING HETEROSPECIES
DUK...I mean BOAR HELP
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Done
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Great, I can looks for the 3rd man and new city districts are opened. Remember that one where we
kicked Golden Rooster's owner, that one with big sword? For some reason it was locked, even though there
was no obstacles or gates or anything that stopped me from getting here.

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cool

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I like that I can see the names of certain buildings on the map.

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Welcome to the chinatown.
What happened with his pants?

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cool

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are you for real?
Two quests to clean out the rats, both way ahead from the beginning of the game.

Let's watch these waving boats instead.
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Or random NPCs fighting with each others and then oging "nah, peace out".
I really liked the characters activity, better than the one in Gothic series (minus lack of night-day activities).

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Remember Golden Rooster? It's renamed to Repair All. Huh?
See if my old stuff is still here.
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Yep.

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"Coach" and "Chemist" is bit off combinations.

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Then let me study this thing
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wait
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what
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ohshit
HUIAKS :laugh: I try to explain it - "hui" sounds like "huj/chuj" = "dick". And they turn it into chinese word.
Lovely.

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Hitman missions. Few of them.
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They are not hard.
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And the loot from chests is meh.
It's worth maybe 2k. At best.

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Me want that

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What a surprise, there is someone that will improve our chinese swords for 1k coins.
Way cheaper than upgrading guns.
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This one have bodyguard.
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I think not.
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Their weak guns give me some cash.

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Next one is bit tricky.
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See? We can't talk with him and attacking in the middle of the yard is bad idea.
 
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Update 12 I did nazi that coming

Fuck that, let's go with main quest line.

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I must consult with my boss first.
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You got to be joking.
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this is ridiculous

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There is an option to tell him it was Blacky's idea but that lead to game over screen.
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Let's go then and...
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waitwhat?
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oh
No, this is nonsense. Why do we need to clean this forest from hairy red armists besides usual "because fuck you"??

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Ah, THESE baboons. Can't be worse.

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:what:
that's the same monkey we whacked at the beginning of the game.

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oh no HANS!

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FFS

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Plan B - stay where we come here, wait for monkeys (they start randomly go there, don't get it) and keep
Hans in the corner.
That's a lot of monkeys with knives.

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THEN WHY DID YOU BRING US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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Groovy

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Wonder what they want for a pass

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Not now, maybe when I go out to the city.

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:hmmm:
oh, ok?

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groovy x2

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That was easy negotiation.

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spoiler: they don't give you any booze.

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Finally we reunite-
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what an asshole

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Sounds easy.
Who are these Legionaries anyway?

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OHSNAP
THEY ARE NAZIS
and wait a second, I saw two people - one wearing similar uniform (when I gave alcohol to JimBob)
and other - pants (in chinatown).

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Phew.

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This will be another long quest.

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btw. here are Kruger's stats. Excellent perception make him our sniper, and soon he become heavy wep. specialist.

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I found some clothes for him.

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Jackson himself.

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cool
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Meanwhile, somewhere in chinktown
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I remember that word from somewhere...
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No shit Boar.

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hold on a second.
I saw two people in similar clothes, yet they can walk free. With guns out. I can't do any of these things,
Justice from the dick planet.

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Cool hat tho.

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Unwashed dogs want out cash by giving some sword. I declined the offer.

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That name ring a bell.
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right

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I knew it was to jump on me-
wait
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:what:
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Boarplz

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Shit, these overseers are tough, he KO-ed me with tiny blade! And then grenade spam happened.

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Let's do that job for master ninja. Remember? Target got issue with newbies.
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Woah, we have badass over here.
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Air got thick so much the guy with the broom noticed. Time to run.
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Right now.

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Double headshot, neat.
BTW. it doesn't matter if young samurai survive, he become normal NPC that can't talk with us.

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No katanas :decline:

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Oh, I noticed that I only have Sullen with me. Seems like I made update, that should be here earlier.

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See how good it is?
It cost 0, maybe because nobody know how to use it, or kill anyone who have it, because stigmata toward Imperial
is as big as toward Legionaries?

Let's go back to the village for business matters
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You don't even have these moneys. Liar.

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Same to him.

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cool story

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oh well

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60k. One box cost 4.850coins x10 which mean profit = 11.500 coins, nice. Should go and buy more.
Or maybe wait for the next one?

Time to find Legionaries fortress.
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Dr. Adam Kruger's Eight Quests, huh?
Policemen robbing people on the prison planet. Now I've seen everything.

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I found that in some chinktown whorehouse.

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whatthe
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How long is this game?
I did all sidequests, do dozen of reloads, do dozen of pickpocketing, cleared almost all chests... Steam clocked around 75h. I was shocked after finishing that game. Took me so long with such bland gameplay? Seems so.
 

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Update 13
That was a lot of fun for a fetch quest

Previously some beggars in pajamas wanted spare coins. No matter how much they got (I gave them 100k, still asking)
it must end badly. For them. Oh and you won't get these moneys back.

Time to give that Fret Saw+
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:what:
almost 17k XP because someone did not want to screw us?

Let's check new location. Start with the monastery.
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woah, barely started and got knock-outed with well=placed headshot
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:laugh: tactical retreat/withdraw amrite?

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We come from the left, on the right we spotted pitchforks wielding monks.
I need find shelter ASAP or get surrounded.

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Take first wave fast, Kruger lay on the ground and land good shots with scoped rifle.

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I send him to recon for incoming wave.

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There will be some.

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Oh, so thyer are these infamous kung-fu monks that village Elder was talking about. They're insane, no
surprise nobody like them.

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GROOVY

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wait what
He fight WITH us and then, when other monks eat dust, he turn against us.
I told you they're insane.

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:incline:
can fire 3 barrels at once.
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Then I loot your corpses. Problem? :smug:
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Ok, how many of them?

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FOUR
FUKING
WAVES
Give me some time for another coffee break...
....
Bring it on.

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Yeah, that caravan deal with slavery.

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Kruger failed at throw, play cool with smug face expression.

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Ouch.

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What a bloody mess.
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Even in hard times people are assholes.

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Stop moaning while I eat all that previous experience points.

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Look at them, scared by smouldered man.
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What you know, pajama boss is ded. Not so tough huh? :smug:

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GROOVY
FOUR barrelled shotgun, fire 4 barrels at once.

Let's take a little break with the journal, to calm down after fight.
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These caravan guys are well armed and armored. I take all armor, even with 0% condition. Repair with tools
cost nothing (649 for a box tool vs 34k repair in shop is day and night of difference).
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See?
It took me more than a day to repair all that stuff. It was worth it and there is no time limit for now.

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Not worth it. Maybe for additional +10% to critical hit. Maybe.

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Spend some cash on coach.

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oh dear
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WHAM!

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I sell these fine leather jackets.

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Good bye my friends.

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small task before going outside
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Let's go to the Police Village
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Boar finally see traps, even obvious one.
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Update 14
Jungle Boogie and Return to Castle Stoneguard

Previously
Someone framed me into trap.
Again.

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U sure?
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Yep.

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This is bad.

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damn

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Let's use long range weapons and focus fire at one target.

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And like Legionaries outfit - everyone can wear it except us?

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Nah, I'll go with the toolbox.

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Nice photobomb, monkey.

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Oh dear, that'll be a lot of shooting.

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hedshot

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Secured with style.

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Charge!

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Half in the mission and they already broke my chain mail.
Damn.

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Nice sqyats you got here.

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Mission completed.
Time to reach the nazi stronghold.

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groovy

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At first I was confused, even though it was simple to guess - find your last teammate.

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Sold that crap gave me cash for new stuff like...

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katanas!

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lockpicks!

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kewl

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:incline:
my bleeding issues are long gone.

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Great, Romeo & Julia on prison planed made by rusians

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Interesting

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:salute:

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Wow, that was easy.

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Cool

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I wonder what it refers to.

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Yeah, sure. Now excuse me I'll be busy looting your possession and chests.

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Gasp!
How did you know?

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Another Shakespeare reference.
Show me what you got.

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First assault rifle. They can be used with grenade launcher and scope. Nice.

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Only one box. Damn.

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Scrooge, Prosper(o), JimBob... looks like another game with codexers after 762mm.

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ok?

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Let's find our bro.

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He remind me someone...

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Story?

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Karramba, Spy from the Land of the Rainmen.

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Damn, they have p.good loot here.

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Damn.

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whatever

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I found no use for it in the whole game.

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Woops, wrong hut.

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I made big mistake and sold that stuff. Later I found that some of the stuff from the house is needed in one of the
side quests. What a pity.
 
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Update 15
True Romance

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Around 15k of profit.
I can now travel from Stronghold to the city and forth. But now I have other matters.

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2k for the freedom is not much.

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Straight to the business, eh?
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ohnsap
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:laugh:
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protip: Hartman will appear in the sequel.
When I made this LP it wasn't available to buy, now when I'm fixing it - it's on the Steam but only in RUS language.

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Good skills but mediocore stats.
Strange, heavy guns+melee and not impressive STR. Just like Sullen with no Thief skills.

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I gave him clothes from random chest.

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For some reason it doubled in my journal.

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Should be opposite.

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See, that's the quest I broke before even started. No way in hell I buy this back. It's gone.

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Framing officer? No problem.

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Drink and food for slave? Ok.

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Huh?
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shit

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Wait, why do I need to punch Sullen in the face??

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What the fuck Sullen

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Funny thing - NPC turn his back to the wall, making it impossible to pickpocket. What you do? Send someone to
make NPC visible, then pickpocket him though the wall :laugh:

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What's this?
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Well ok, see ya.
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meh

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I already forgot but...did I made both of these and got reward? Or...oh, one of their houses is locked, so
I did job for one so it opened and made quest for Roma & Juliye or whatever their name was.

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Meanwhile on the other side of the yard
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Look at this fancypants face.

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1mln?? Nope.
That's a lot of walking back and forth and I rather use hex editor for it that waste hours grinding.

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Sounds easy?
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Nope.
No matter what you choose - Overseers come to kick our assess.

Few steps away and...
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Mission Completed.

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Reward as promised 12.000 coins and 5.000 XP.

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Three cancelled quests at once. That hurt my completionists feelings.

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That will do it.

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Really?
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fuck

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Nothing to see here
Move along

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Another fire platoon scene.
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This time with real fire.

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....

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You forgot fire. A lot of it.

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You speak about yourself?

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Boarplz

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Seems like party is over before it even started.

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There is bug - body lying on the top of the stairs make it impossible to go upstairs.
Weird.
Should not take him on the stairs and lure down here.
 
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Month of delay. Surprise big not - Deus Ex Revision still didn't get released. Only now they started (again) fueling the pre-release hype.
Whatever, just 3 updates and it's over.

Update 16 - Everybody died

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Hope it's worth the money.

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Bad translation is bad enough, yet they put babbling guy in to find out what he want. Duh.

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Back to the main quest line.

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Easy.

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Ok then, I'll try the new assault rifle.

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One of the is Frank Fidget. Thanks for misguiding, translators.

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Hello old friend.
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Oh, that's the Franks. Urm.

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Easy.

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This sounds fun but...

Let's go and do these missions. First - Graveyard.
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Good start.
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Last three areas are tedious. Rushing and gunblazing is ineffective. Your best shooters need to aim through the scope,
crouching, aiming to the head.
And they hit HARD. I met them when local gravekeeper - Ashtray - gave me proposition to keep and eye over the graves.
They hit HARD then and they do now.
One detail - there is weak fog all over the place. There are zombies laying around but they can't be highlighed or
noticed, until they jump up. Peek-a-boo!

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Thanks game.

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So far is good.

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No, you come to me.

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I walk around and get behind the cementary wall, found this unlucky fella. Thanks for the armor, sucker.

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And done!

Back to the city
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Useless.

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I sold all iron plates and hyena scales. Only 1-2 people need it and I can buy new steel plates if there's need.

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:hmmm:
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:what:
Nice shot.
So I will fight against well armed, armored and skilled enemies that one-shot walking tanks?
Oh dear.

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Here lies the guy with the suit.
He lay in the middle of the field. The guy that took him down is still there.
Now we need to take the suit when mushrooms are not throwing toxic clouds. But how to get there
when the enemy is still there? His heavy pipe rifle easily take down on the anyone, and he don't need to
shot more, mushrooms finish the job.

Somehow he go into the field. Get no damage :/

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I send Kruger to distract our guest.

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When all else fail - Demon unleash his inner self and go raw into the field.

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Bingo.
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<instert Terminator/Robocop theme here>

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Mushrooms are out. Time for the assault.

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Surprisingly they do little damage thanks to my armor. Abysmal movement speed is not an issue when they come at you.

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What you know, they send backup to help me.
P.refreshing for all these hours with assholes and dickheads.

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Not so tough, eh? :smug:

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CHARGE!

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Look at these cowards.

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Not my problem.

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Look at this beauty. Only downgrade - lack of grenade launcher.
I thing it will be perfect for our HW guy, who is good at throwing.

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Shotguns are slowly going out of service.

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:incline:
Will help against stubborn opponents.

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All that hefty loot and I almost missed this little thing.
There is few of them. Seems like most was burned out already.

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Looks like my financial issues are long gone.
 
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Trivia - I managed to upload the LP in 5 galleries, 300 JPG screenshots each.
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Welcome to the next page, people and all survivors from Planet Alcatraz.
Enjoy last episode of this shit.
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