AndyS
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I remember following the development of the Momoa movie pretty closely and it was such a frustrating course of events. The producers initally wanted someone who would be faithful to Howard's work. They couldn't find a single goddamned person - literally all of the candidates just wanted to remake the Arnold movie with Conan's family getting wiped out and Conan being raised in slavery before he goes off and kills Thulsa Doom. They ended up hiring Brett Ratner because he was a reliable hack. Then Ratner fell out when production stalled and they settled on their final choice because his qualification was that he really liked Frazetta's paintings (not a bad thing but the guy's best movie was merely passable if you're feeling generous). They couldn't find a decent Celtic actor to play Conan and settled on the inexperienced pretty boy Momoa because his work on the Stargate show was broadly warrior guy/barbarian-ish. The script was full of B-movie nonsense like blind archers and a general disregard of Howard's storytelling. Of course Conan's dad gets killed when his village is invaded by the evil wizard. The justification for all the changes was that "they'll do the real Conan in the next movie, after they've set up the franchise"; i.e., the usual bullshit they peddle for franchise reboots. The only person in the entire show who actually wanted to stay faithful to Howard's writing ended up being Momoa, who supposedly fought to get some of Howard's dialogue in the script after devouring all the stories. Movie predictably bombed because it was total crap, but even if it had been great it probably still would have bombed because fans of the original movie only want Arnold to play the character and post-millennial kids were all about Harry Potter as sword and sorcery and general masculinity frightens them too much.The first movie, Conan the Barbarian, is unironically one of the best movies of all time. Watch it as soon as possible.Shamefully I'm very unfamiliar with the Conan IP as a whole, never read, played or watched anything. I did play and love very much both Severance and Rune, and I do like a lot what I understand to be the "Conan feel" this thread is chasing after.
So where do I even start? Are the movies any good? Is Conan Exiles playable and worth it as a single player game?
Second movie is degenerate schlock but kind of fun if you're in the right mood for silly 80s stuff. Red Sonja is awful, and the reboot with Karl Drogo is terrible, don't waste your time.