Vaarna_Aarne said:
Well, this means that now you've got to man-review Majestic as far as boyfriends go.
He just spend three thousand years trying to kill her while she saved the world by herself while fighting both the bad guys and the superheroes. That's not a good first impression, really. Alright, so maybe if she had stoped wisecracking and being extreme he would have had an easier time listening to her. But still.
Then there is "Hmpf. I was aiming for you, the lizards just got in the way. Really! It's not like I care for you or anything. Baka." Tsundere superheroes, really? That's pretty cute, and western comics just became 20% cooler for me. And given he just took a battleship thingie's main gun to the face and kind of shrugged it off he was probably not even trying to kill her fo' realz. Guys gonna guy, etc. I hate you so much I'm going to spend three thousand years pursuing you so I can
save you every time you are about to get a face full of space lizard kill you. Baka.
And he actually said he was sorry when he noticed he had been a majestic jerk to her. That puts him right there with, I don't know, 0.5% of malekind as someone who can actually say he's sorry when he should be sorry, instead of never saying he's sorry when he's actually sorry and instead saying he's sorry when he actually believes you want to hear him say he's sorry. He could do without the steroids, though. He kind of looks like a flying wardrobe with a cape. One
huge wardrobe with a cape.
He looks pretty devoted and proper, in any case. And I don't hate moralfags, as I said elsewhere. I just believe they should go and do shit instead of criticizing other people because they don't go and do shit. So I don't mind a guy who goes white knighting around the universe and actually does shit, and kick the bad guy's tails. Which only happens in comics, as my big mouth would have gotten me hurt or worse, much worse, if I had to depend on the virility of nice guys. "Hurting a girl is wrong. So, uhm, don't hurt her Otherwise I will totally, like, cry. And tell all my friends you are jerk, yeah. That should teach you. And please don't hurt me either. Please. Don't look me like that.
*whimper*"
So, like, yeah. He's boyfriend material, I guess. A bit too, uhm, serious, though I guess Nemesis going around wisecracking and being antiheroic wouldn't look so cool without a straightman to be her foil. The problem with people like that, though, is that they actually believe you should be nice and good and heroic regardless of how much of a jerk everyone's to you, instead of going and beating the jerk out of them for being so to someone who was actually idealistic and nice.
He should be making her more gifts, though. We have gone quite some issues already and he hasn't given her anything. Not even a rose, even. Not even a chocolate bar, or a heart shaped box of bonbons. WTF is this? She should kryptonite his ass, or whatever it is that guy's weakness.
And yes, that last paragraph was a joke. Stop painting me like some kind of capitalist monster already.