What the fuck did i do

[Skinwalker]

Are all you disgruntled Boxers (hehe)

 

[Bigg Boss]

I love that breed. This is now the dog thread.

 

[Hando]

Best dog breed no question

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Speaking of dogs the friend i hung out with over the weekend got a new one (new to me being absent for years) who had an extremely abusive evil past owner and she is the sweetest thing. She's sort of a big pit bull and normally I despise those dogs but she is a sweetheart. Obviously very timid (it took her a couple hours to even approach me). Never seen an animal so traumatized. I'd love to meet her past owner. I'd make that person a into a special project.

 

[United Nations]

Nono that's also a lie.

And still im willing to accept your apology once you have redeemed yourself. You have my word

Horse shit. I specifically said "Daka jump into the back of a garbage truck and kill yourself" and then you threatened to snitch me out so I said "sorry, I hope you accidentally fall into the back of a garbage truck and hit your head and get knocked out and the garbage guys don't notice you back there". Not the exact words but some such thing. Also I am NOT buying a fuckin laptop. I want a steam deck, hence why I ordered one.

Ask him to shove one of these in his piss hole and smash it with a rubber mallet:

 

[Alienman]

This thread sure is going places...

I spend a lot of time thinking about this.

So that is what happened to Fox Mulder's sister.

 

[Alienman]

I love that breed. This is now the dog thread.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Nono that's also a lie.

And still im willing to accept your apology once you have redeemed yourself. You have my word

Horse shit. I specifically said "Daka jump into the back of a garbage truck and kill yourself" and then you threatened to snitch me out so I said "sorry, I hope you accidentally fall into the back of a garbage truck and hit your head and get knocked out and the garbage guys don't notice you back there". Not the exact words but some such thing. Also I am NOT buying a fuckin laptop. I want a steam deck, hence why I ordered one.

Ask him to shove one of these in his piss hole and smash it with a rubber mallet:

I haven't heard of someone having that happen since highschool in '92. Yeah, dude thought these two hot goth chicks were awesome. They drugged him and raped him and did that. He nearly died and and obviously never graduated as we never saw ?him? (Because glass shards in urethra surgery) again. Big mystery on what happened to this dude. And the fucking twisted goth cunts disappeared too (maybe on the run or they went back to LA). They were piercing hounds and tramp stamp city. They're the type of chick that'd wear a razor blade cock shreeder in their cunt and ass. (Probably did).

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

That's why I always eat and finger first. Better safe than sorry.

 

[United Nations]

Nono that's also a lie.

And still im willing to accept your apology once you have redeemed yourself. You have my word

Horse shit. I specifically said "Daka jump into the back of a garbage truck and kill yourself" and then you threatened to snitch me out so I said "sorry, I hope you accidentally fall into the back of a garbage truck and hit your head and get knocked out and the garbage guys don't notice you back there". Not the exact words but some such thing. Also I am NOT buying a fuckin laptop. I want a steam deck, hence why I ordered one.

Ask him to shove one of these in his piss hole and smash it with a rubber mallet:

I haven't heard of someone having that happen since highschool in '92. Yeah, dude thought these two hot goth chicks were awesome. They drugged him and raped him and did that. He nearly died and and obviously never graduated as we never saw ?him? (Because glass shards in urethra surgery) again. Big mystery on what happened to this dude. And the fucking twisted goth cunts disappeared too (maybe on the run or they went back to LA). They were piercing hounds and tramp stamp city. They're the type of chick that'd wear a razor blade cock shreeder in their cunt and ass. (Probably did).

Not surprised these gals were goth.

You do it the right way and the male victim bleeds to death slowly overtime as he pisses out blood.

Actually, that would more than likely cause 100% blockage via blood clot, LOL.

Anyways, I'm surprised this method of torture/execution wasn't featured in torture porn horror films like Hellraiser or Hostel.

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There's an anti-rape condom available to paranoid females called "RapeX."

It's a clear, plastic sheath with upward facing metal barbs that can be inserted into a vagina or asshole and can only be removed via surgery to the unlucky guy who tries to fornicate with a succubus that wears one of these:

Spoiler

So basically it acts as a prosthetic vaginal dentate.

I highly doubt any normal women would go this route; more like serial killer street walkers/lot lizards in the vein of Aileen Wuornos.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

This thread got dark af. My god.

 

[†††]

This thread got dark af. My god.

Time to retardo.

 

[Bigg Boss]

This is the dog thread you degenerates.

https://www.indiatimes.com/lifestyle/self/dog-humps-girl-313652.html

 

[King Crispy]

There are times when your dog shits on the carpet that you have to rub his face in it to get it through his thick skull that he is not to shit on the carpet.

This thread is shit on the carpet, and it's not going anywhere.

 

[Netch]

I don't have much to contribute to this thread other than that Theodora's posts remind me of reddit posts and I don't like that.

 

[Sarathiour]

This thread sure is going places...

I spend a lot of time thinking about this.

Who the fuck is going to spend 55 minutes watching that ? I would rather even spend it browsing site feedback or prosperium.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Some tranny probably.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I did, because I am a tranny the subject is discussed often here - trannification as a rite of passage for social reasons, and the people who believe that happens often in the entertainment industry. There are some good points (confirmation bias makes you think trannies are more numerous than they are, there is a "back to the roots" christian movement as an attempt to stay relevant since playing along with atheists has resulted in being absorbed, it's a wish to put some sense into clown world) but the rest is just the usual "science says it's complicated and if you disagree you are being radicalized". No, being complicated doesn't mean we should talk about it more, it means we can't talk about it and accept it as one of the great mysteries of life, this is how science works shut up ok.

Bonus points for the visible twitch at the mention of women having wider hips to accomodate for babies, and the reveal at the end that the socialist tranny youtuber wearing a pickelhaube is a swedish elected representative, which shouldn't be surprising but it is.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

there's literally nothing wrong with being radical

 

[Bigg Boss]

there's literally nothing wrong with being radical

 

[Dadd]

There are times when your dog shits on the carpet that you have to rub his face in it to get it through his thick skull that he is not to shit on the carpet.

No there aren't.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Yeah I just wanna pipe in on how that is not proper dog training but I should not be surprised.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

TOTALLY DUDE!

 

[Bigg Boss]

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

There are times when your dog shits on the carpet that you have to rub his face in it to get it through his thick skull that he is not to shit on the carpet.

This thread is shit on the carpet, and it's not going anywhere.

Crispy confirmed dog abuser. I'd whip ya senseless boy if given the chance. You don't beat dogs fucker. I ain't even a fan of the annoying shits and I understand this. You evil evil evil piece of shit.