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Why Did Corporate Jew Master Leave

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  1. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Pretty sure it was the mask/hood. Apparently it's a relatively common way to go because it's painless*, and he kept it in his room for months. Also, lolgermany so lolnoguns.


    *I just realized Google can see I've searched for "is helium suicide painless?", the ads are going to be interesting
     
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  2. Andhaira Arcane

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    Did anyone save CJMs pictures, aside from the sole thumbnail available in the pics thread?
     
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  3. thesoup Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    It was probably something else, according to another source. It may have been suicide by train by the sound of it, but wasn't confirmed, or explicitly stated. It's extremely unlikely it was some meme like anime fumes.
    Waiting for some email replies, but we may have hit a wall, tho.
     
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  4. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    "Anime fumes" is what he called it so people would laugh and stop asking about the tank in his room.
     
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  5. Andhaira Arcane

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    Wait, what makes you think it was via train? That seems like something that would make the news and we would have been alerted to it. He passed away in Germany in Uni correct?
     
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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    I googled and got no results about any suicide or death in that area by someone with that name. According to our source, he died at the train station.
     
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  7. Hoaxmetal Arcane

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    I still don't know what happened on 9/11
     
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  8. IHaveHugeNick Arcane

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    Helium mask doesn't even work, you will pull off the mask even if you're unconscious.
     
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  9. Cudgel Learned Patron

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    You mix it with sleeping pills.
     
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  10. valcik Arcane

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    Doesn't matter, unless some celebrity died there's not full name in local media usualy. You can find age and gender of any victim mentioned in media more likely than exact name.
     
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  11. IHaveHugeNick Arcane

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    Still the same problem. Fall asleep too early and you won't secure the mask properly, fall asleep too late and you will pull the mask off. I suppose adding some muscle relaxant to the mix might help. But regardless, it's a goofy and unreliable method, not only you're going to survive, but you're likely to end up brain damaged and wheelchair bound, or in a nuthose, chained to your bed, with nurse Ratchet sticking big needles into you.

    First of all, don't kill yourself, it's retarded. But if you're going to kill yourself, be man and blow your head off with a shotgun.
     
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  12. Cudgel Learned Patron

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    Not everyone has easy access to fire arms.
     
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  13. Jimmious Arcane Patron

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    Just went through the thread. Sad stuff when people decide to remove their own lives.
    Got to talk to him some times a bit before he left, being Greek and all.
    He was a troubled young man for sure... but I'd never expect something like that. Then again, when does anyone really expect something like that?
     
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  14. Aqualung Dead duck Patron

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    This thread is morbid and should be closed. I find very disturbing some of the comments made by the regular assholes of the codex. If there are people unable to behave themselves (the usual two clowns are always working hand in hand) it's time to end the whole thing.
     
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  15. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    We'll still talk about the subject but it will be dispersed into shoutbox and other threads, it's in your best interest to keep it restricted to a thread you can ignore if the subject is too heavy for you. Speaking of that, just put said usual clowns on ignore list if you're constantly annoyed by them.
     
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  16. leino Arbiter

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    i have to imagine cjm wouldn't mind people cracking a few morbid jokes and being quarrelsome and codexian tbh
     
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  18. Fredward Educated

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    Terrible advice. I've seen an askreddit where doctor's describe their worst/most disturbing cases and failed shotgun suicides showed up there because you can survive just fine without a face and the front parts of your brain so all they do is take some skin from your stomach or ass cheek, slap it on where your face used to be and make a hole for the straw you'll be using to eat for the rest of your 'life.' Though maybe not since you probably won't have a jaw but w/e. So what winds up happening is you in some dark room in a care home listening to the same rerun of Dora the Explorer because the nurses feel bad about leaving your faceless self alone but also don't wanna upset the other patients with your [lack of] visage but they don't care sooo much that they switch up your entertainment for several decades. Occasionally your lizard brain will tell you something is horribly, terribly wrong but then it'll fade away to the cadence of Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer! Dora! cuz you shot out the important bits of your brain.

    Inert gas asphyxiation (what JCM did) works so well because your body doesn't detect a lack of oxygen, what makes you wanna breathe is too much CO2 and the method doesn't interfere with you exhaling. It wouldn't be a case of "I'm going to kill myself by holding my breath" and then you start breathing again, or your body intuitively tearing off the plastic bag because it never has the opportunity to realize something is off. You can inhale gasses like helium just fine and exhale the CO2 just fine so you wind up dying without your body ever realizing it needs to be distressed about this. The only reason you'd take off the mask is if you made the conscious decision that you actually don't want to die and that's a plus, surely.

    And if you are going to use a gun forget about the manly qualities of the shotgun-as-cock analogy and use something you can reliably point at the middle/back parts of your brain.

    Don't let toxic masculinity interfere with your self-destructive impulses kids.

    PS don't kill yourselves.
     
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  19. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    If you want to die, die like a man. Die fighting.
     
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  20. TheSentinel Arcane

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    Suicide by cops is the only manly way to go.
     
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  21. Blaine Cis-Het Oppressor Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    At this point, even I'm starting to believe I might actually be a prophet.

    This post is fucking uncanny. I'd forgotten all about it until I received a rating notification.
     
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  22. Wyrmlord Arcane

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    I'd say we should keep this thread open, because it is a reminder that sometimes you should take stuff said on the internet at face value.

    Usually, when someone says, "I will go down fighting as a warrior", you think it is the usual edgy bullshit written on the internet by a guy who returns to his desk job the next day.

    Then, the next day, you hear about a school shooting, and you realize, oh shit.
     
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  23. Wyrmlord Arcane

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    That is why some of Prosper's shit used to scare me back in the day.

    His writings were not distinguishable from those of Jared Lee Loughner.
     
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  24. DwarvenFood Arcane Patron

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    RIP in Peace bro, never expected this, been away for a while and some alert directed me to this thread. Much sadness.
    :despair:
     
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