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Why was Ontopoly banned?

Alter Sack

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In his case it was more of a rectal breakdown.

was it prolapsed? I never looked

I looked. His anus was unremarkable.

How do you know?
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Do you have a lot of experience with male anuses? :lol:
 

HeroMarine

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Ontopoly

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I would first like to apologize for spamming my butt hole, and then provide context for why i did it.

A couple days before, Endless was telling me that, despite being born in Canada and having the paperwork, I could never be Canadian because I'm brown. When the topic came back up, I asked him how white did someone have to be in order to become Canadian. Since Endless is the expert, i needed his help to get to the bottom of this. I sent a picture of my skin to ask him if I was white enough, and since my butt hole was the only part of my body that hasn't been exposed to the harsh UV rays of the Canadian tundra, i figured it would be the best part of my body to send.

My butthole doesn't have sun bias. Can anyone here look at that picture and not tell me that I'm white? That is a white man's butt hole.
 

Humbaba

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I Am Ontopoly. Master of Homosexuality, Maronite, Assmuncher Extraordinaire! Slayer of common sense, courtesy, and posters heterosexual. Upholder of bullshittery and farces and decadence; I who blew up Beirut, The demon Trudeau, Hariri. Tis I who fights the white man that would bring upon us incline. I am known in Lebanon as Jonny Sarsour, The people of Canada know me as shitskin, They call me Knight of no sunlight in Ontario. There are those throughout the worlds that would call me gay, fag, fudge packer. I have seen things and done things you couldn't possibly fap to, fought foes you couldn't possibly have fingered, and accomplished feats you would refuse to believe. I have traveled to worlds where the laws of gender were subject to the whims of malicious transsexuals, and worlds where the intensity of the sexual powers therein would rend your beef flaps, worlds that never existed in any known space-time. I Am gay.
 

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It wasn't until I watched National Treasure featuing Nicolas Cage did I find the one. I'm talking the one, okay? I couldn't contain it, I'll admit. I jacked off in the theater before they kicked me out -- they didn't warn me this movie was rated R, who the hell are they to judge? Then I went home and bought everything Nicolas Cage related that I could. I took out credit cards, mortages, loans, I borrowed money from friends -- you name it I did it. I sold everything in my possession so I could buy as much Nicolas Cage memorabilia. I bought it all -- mugs, shirts, socks, cardboard cutouts. I jacked off at least four times a day to this man. I even commissioned a man to make me a Nicolas Cage blowup doll. I was cranking out loads to this man on a near constant basis. My doctor said that I had the healthiest prostate he had ever seen. Then I went into the hospital's parking lot and pulled out a photo of Nick and spanked one out right there. It actually began becoming a problem. I couldn't stop myself from thinking about this man. Even at work, I took breaks every hour to spank one out to this man. I squeezed cum out of my dick like I squeezed toothpaste out. Eventually, my boss caught me. He saw my internet search history on the company computer. I often laid a blanket on myself while I did it. He said to me, "Damn it, Kyle! Why couldn't you just be looking at pornography like a normal person!?" I had become a slave to Nicolas Cage. I built a shrine to him and spanked out loads to him on the altar like a blood ritual. I even made a cult. My lust couldn't be contained. Eventually, the police arrested me when they saw me masturbating in a bush outside of his home.
 

Aemar

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A couple days before, Endless was telling me that, despite being born in Canada and having the paperwork, I could never be Canadian because I'm brown. When the topic came back up, I asked him how white did someone have to be in order to become Canadian.
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Brown is the new white in Canada these days, so you definitely fit in there.
 

Ontopoly

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If only we would stop talking about his fucking ass over and over every day in the box.
You came into the shoutbox and tried to diss me regarding my butthole. Don't want to talk about my butthole? Then don't bring up my butthole.

Also Jonathan has admitted to looking into my butthole, knowingly pressing on the link that contained my butthole. And he thinks that makes me gay...
 

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