WITTY GAME CRITICISM

[BLOBERT]

BROS HERE IS A LIST IF YOU ARE HAVING TRUOBLE

HITMAN FAGMAN
DUES EX 3 DEUS FAG FAG FAG
SKYRIM FAG
WITCHER 2 2 FAGGOTS
ARMA KOTOR FOR FAGGOTS
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS FAGGOT NEW FAGGOT

BROS LOLLOLOLLOLQUOTE EVERY LINE AND TRY TO DEBATE THIS IS MANY BEING SMATTWER;SOEBFHwobf LOLLOLLOL!!111

 

[Phage]

SMATTWER;SOEBFHwobf LOLLOLLOL!!111

Indeed. Indeed.

 

[Renegen]

Your wit is lost on me.

 

[BLOBERT]

BRO I AM GLAD SOMEONE HERE HAS SOME BRIANS

LOLOOLLOL MODS DONT DELETE THIS IT HAS MORE INTELLIGENT GAME DISCUSSION ALREADY THAN ANY FIVE THREADS

BRO THAT IS BECAUSE I MADE FUNNY NAMES ABOUT SIX GAMES MORE THAN THE USUAL ONE PER THREAD

 

[JaySn]

Centipede.
Pacman.
Tetris.

Pinnacles of RPG and Gamedom.

 

[BLOBERT]

FAGAPEDE
FAGMAN
FAGRIS

 

[JaySn]

FAGBERT.

 

[BLOBERT]

BRO LOLOLLOLOL IF I WAS POPAMOLE THAT WOUD BE MY NAME

 

[JaySn]

I HAVE APPEASED THE MIGHTY BLOBERT AND HAVE BEEN WELCOMED AS ONE OF HIS TRIBE.

GLORIOUS IS THE BRO.

 

[Phage]

BLOBERT HAS NO TRIBE HE IS LIKE THE BATMAN OF THE CODEX. STRIKES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPEAKS ONLY IN CAPS.

 

[Metro]

Blobert I've always wondered in what voice I'm supposed to read your posts. Is it excited shouting? Give me a celebrity/movie performance I can liken it to because I want to have an accurate mental picture when I read your posts.

 

[Jaesun]

BROS HERE IS A LIST IF YOU ARE HAVING TRUOBLE

HITMAN FAGMAN
DUES EX 3 DEUS FAG FAG FAG
SKYRIM FAG
WITCHER 2 2 FAGGOTS
ARMA KOTOR FOR FAGGOTS
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS FAGGOT NEW FAGGOT

BROS LOLLOLOLLOLQUOTE EVERY LINE AND TRY TO DEBATE THIS IS MANY BEING SMATTWER;SOEBFHwobf LOLLOLLOL!!111

 

[JaySn]

Blobert I've always wondered in what voice I'm supposed to read your posts. Is it excited shouting? Give me a celebrity/movie performance I can liken it to because I want to have an accurate mental picture when I read your posts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok

 

[ever]

@JaySn, That could not be more wrong.

@OP, Call of Duty: Gay of Fag.

 

[Konjad]

So why does anyone still think blobert is funny?

 

[Phage]

Because he is

 

[JaySn]

But it is so right . . .

 

[Rivmusique]

So why does anyone still think blobert is funny?

Because he not only writes retarded shit, but he...now wait for this because it is a fucking side-splitter...writes it in FULL CAPS . Is there anything funnier on the internet? I doubt it.

 

[Peter]

Because he used the word 'BRIAN' when talking about his brain.

Hey BLOBERT, is this one any good?

Dungeon Turd 3 Fag Fag Fag

 

[Exmit]

So why does anyone still think blobert is funny?

because you're not

 

[DraQ]

So why does anyone still think blobert is funny?

Because he not only writes retarded shit, but he...now wait for this because it is a fucking side-splitter...writes it in FULL CAPS . Is there anything funnier on the internet? I doubt it.

HE IS THAT WHICH WALKS WITH ALL FAIL.
HIS POSTS ARE A DERP PRATTLE, FULL RETARD FROM A BRO, BASHING OF A DECENT GAME.

 

[HanoverF]

BRO that list was totally phoned in or should I say FAGGED IN

 

[Metro]

Because he is

 

[ever]

By the way gay of fag or fag of gay or something along those lines was something someone really called Call of Duty, and it was not Blobert. It was on these message boards.

Also

Dragon Age: Faggot Gay
Baldur's Gate: Faggot's Gay
Mass Effect: Turd Faggot
Stalker: Faggot.
Alpha Protocol: Ass KOTOR

The trick is for the syllables to roughly match, and maybe some consonance. It's an art form.

I think while a lot of people misunderstand the fat man from Michigan, his Brian is really something special.

 

[Lord Rocket]

Don't forget about cocks and arse (ass if you are a dumb shit). For example:

FAGOUT 3: NEW FAGARSE
COCK OF DUTY: BLACK COCKS (or, FAGGOT WARFAG)
DRAGON ARSE: ORIFAGS
ARSE EFFECT
ARSIAN COCKASSEY III

and now I'm sick of thinking about this

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

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