Worst game specific merchandise

[Jick Magger]

I'd buy dat turtleneck and jacket, to be honest.

 

[Outlander]

Are the sleeves on that jacket detachable?

 

[Teepo]

$500 made-to-measure coat based on Liquid Snake's (MGS) character design. It's not a costume, it's an actual fucking coat that people wear when going out. I wouldn't be so upset if it didn't look ugly as sin, and they didn't have their model wear a trench over goddamn t-shirt and jeans:

At least the underwear is good for some lulz. This just makes me sad. Although, I guess you could laugh at their shitty modeling job.

Love the model. The shoulder pads too. 10\10.

 

[felipepepe]

Love the model. The shoulder pads too. 10\10.

They perfectly show how most douches that buy this will look like...

 

[Menckenstein]

Liquid Snake's been eating too many Rations.

 

[Idiott]

The Mass Effect 3 Omni Blade Edition includes the following items:

-Collectible METALPAK
-In-game M55 Carbine Rifle
-Inflatable Omni Blade

 

[Morkar Left]

Commander Shepard Full Zip Hoody
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Berlin rioters will appreciate it I guess.

 

[Ulminati]

I'd buy dat turtleneck and jacket, to be honest.

Thread is slowly migrating away from "Worst game-related merch" towards "sorta neat merch that happens to have a game logo on it"

 

[Helly]

Then what about that

Or the pillowcase version:

 

[Helly]

Somewhat related:

 

[Ulminati]

Meh... jRPG merch is too easy to make fun of.

 

[Infinitron]

All of it.

 

[Helly]

Well technically Katawa shoujo ain't jRPG material, it's 4chan-made after all.
And Hatoful is...well you know

 

[Ulminati]

Look at me! I'm pedantic!

If if looks like j-faggotry, sounds like j-faggotry, plays like j-faggotry with j-faggots as the target audience, it doesn't matter what nationality the nerd that squeezed the turd had.

 

[Helly]

How is stating a basic fact pedantic ?
Oh well, nevermind. I was just trying to bring up merch for silly J-games like we have LP on, that's all

 

[Menckenstein]

 

[Ulminati]

 

[Menckenstein]