Wow, Skyrim doesn't look very good.

[poocolator]

It's reassuring to see that the combat is exactly the same as Oblivion's save for the addition of shitty "finishing moves."

Now I definitely know that I won't be missing out on anything when I don't even bother to not remove it from an inventory.

 

[Licaon_Kter]

and the dumb AI ( at 0:25 ): http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-20 ... lls/720515 FFS

 

[Angthoron]

Yeah, wanted to post that, but just couldn't give a fuck big enough.

Maybe he was thinking of some radiant story and got distracted.

 

[waywardOne]

Q: My buddy right next to me was just sniped by an unseen attacker. Do I

1. Laugh hysterically and urinate on my friend's corpse
2. Dive behind cover based on where the missile came from
3. Semi-crouch like I've got to fart and wait for the enemy to make his next move

A: If you're Bethesda, #3.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

with the new engine you'd think they'll get in some sims type body customisation in there

 

[Black]

Maybe if they actually had a new engine and not still using gamebryo but "improved" by bethesda masterminds.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

They improved it so much that it's a new engine.

why don't you ask for transitional fossils next you swine

 

[poocolator]

Lol, they have a slider for "sex".
And now you can have pink war-paint.

 

[DraQ]

And now you can have pink war-paint.

Bastards are trying to sway Jaesun.

Lol, they have a slider for "sex".

And half of the /gd/.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

A slider for sex? So it's not a binary choice? The ultimate Codex RPG.

 

[Menckenstein]

A slider for sex? So it's not a binary choice? The ultimate Codex RPG.

So is there a little animated pair of testes that glide up into the abdomen and take the place of ovaries as you slide from M to F ?

 

[sgc_meltdown]

A slider for sex? So it's not a binary choice? The ultimate Codex RPG.

hell naw son what's with this going towards one or the other gender bullshit it is dumbed down as fuck and belongs in the dungeons of shame

what we need is a classless gender system where you can invest in any of the traits you want to extents of your own choosing or even specialise solely in one particular feature

you feel me bro

















shit what have I done

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Love the comments complaining about the funny music. Not EPIK enough, I guess.

A slider for sex? So it's not a binary choice? The ultimate Codex RPG.

So is there a little animated pair of testes that glide up into the abdomen and take the place of ovaries as you slide from M to F ?

How does that work for the argonians, I wonder.

I wish I wasn't wondering about that.

edit:

i have no smiley for this

 

[corvus]

^

the level of customization is cool even though it's only aesthetic and doesn't have any gameplay effects, but since skyrim's going to be even worse than Morrowind somehow I can't care less. I'm sure all the kids will love being able to put mysterious and distinguished scars on their shitty larp characters.

"and so Drizzen do'Urdo got this scar (the 6th one to the right) cuz like he was fighting with orcs in sheogorath and now in skyrim no matter what he must kill every orc he sees"