Your favorite quote in an RPG

[Parabalus]

"Nok-Nok hears...with EARS!"

"In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger"

 

[Nephologist]

"Oh no... You're one of those mercenaries. I was in the Army once, full of dope-puffing socialists. You probably heard of me, Calvin Barkmore, broke every record they keep track of."

 

[Jacob]

"With a bit of luck there will be a couple of MALES to shoot"

 

[agentorange]

why must life be so confounding

 

[octavius]

A few I can remember at this time:

"I could beat Drizzt with both hands tied behind my back."
"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give *me* 2000 years and a pointy hat and I will kick his arse."

"Ah! Fresh meat!"

"Trebor sux"

 

[Twizman]

"If you have the arrogance of a god and you can kill like a god, who's to say you are not a god?" - Winski Perorate

"Luck be a Lady.
Great peril holds great beauty." - Coran
Had a look for some of my favourite quotes from BG1 NPC Project but couldn't find anything.

 

[janior]

"Nah"

 

[2house2fly]

Jump into pit good idea. Get to ground faster that way.

 

[Kev Inkline]

You can't take me, JC. I've seen your specs.

--Walton Simons

 

[Twizman]

I really enjoyed going through the dialogue about the planes in the tavern in Sigil. And the oral history of how the Githzerai became free from the Illithids.

 

[kirin]

"Blame yourself or God."

 

[hexer]

and this

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

Grumpos's Yammer Attack.

 

[Somberlain]

I was in the army once, full of dope-puffing socialists.

 

[Lonely Vazdru]

Хорошо-хорошо !

 

[Yosharian]

"I'll do it.. for a turnip!"

 

[octavius]

For games with bad writing (according to the experts) the Baldur's Gate games sure are quoteable.

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

Basically any scene Grumpos is in in Anachronox is hilarious. Keep the context in mind - they're lost in space and running out of food/fuel/no energy systems online to go anywhere, so they're just floating in a capsule in space. Guess time really starts getting to ya after awhile.

 

[Lilura]

For games with bad writing (according to the experts) the Baldur's Gate games sure are quoteable.

Walnuts! Hot walnuts!

 

[PorkBarrellGuy]

For games with bad writing (according to the experts) the Baldur's Gate games sure are quoteable.

catchy soundbites do not great writing make

 

[Yosharian]

For games with bad writing (according to the experts) the Baldur's Gate games sure are quoteable.

catchy soundbites do not great writing make

 

[Incendax]

“Nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!”

 

[RNGsus]

At them lads! Let's get the shitless, wee loons before Satan carries them off! - Scottish generals give the shortest speeches

also, these

yes, M2TW is an rpg now

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

This fucker was wild.

 

[Raghar]

What's the situation?
Situation is diseasterific.
Diseasterific isn't a word.

"evil henchmen talking to each other"
-so what would we do against them?
-WE WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTING. Last time we did something against them they stole our clothes and we were in snow in middle of mountain just in swim suit. They are crazy. Imagine what would they do next time.

Leader - so what would be your decision Yuna?
Yuna - you are leader, you decide.
Leader - as a leader I decided: Yuna would decide.

Well, it's atelier simulator, but still falls into right category.

-Teacher I need help with certain problem.
-Wow my pupil wanna me to help her. That's awesome.
-Why did I ask...
-So the problem is basically, ouh oh, yes that's why she can't. Yes. Yes.
-Should I say it more slowly?
-No, I got it. Basically you need to sacrifice someone to open door.
-Yes, and we can't do that because...
-Why don't we use Pamela?
-What? We CAN'T. She's your friend.
-Yea. She would think it's a game and easily agree on that...
All further complains were dismissed, and plan to sacrifice Pamela to open door started. That's why you don't ask for solution your master when aligment of your master is Chaotic evil, and aligment of her master is Lawful evil.

And two other games.

-We are starting a new phase of our plan of crossbreed a woman with a panther. Release panther into contaiment room. (said scientist into recording device)
-I will not do that, I'm not pervert. (said panther)
-Animal refused cooperation and curled on the floor at opposite side of room.

-Poor Ruffus, he didn't survived that encounter with Ogre.
-Master, that was your previous apperentice. Ruffus was apperentice before that.
-Poor Ruffus, stretched to 4 meters from top of that tower to the ground.

I kinda forgot more interesting quotes from RPGs I played.