ZOMG QUAKE LIVE COMMUNITY IS SO HARDCORE

[Ch1ef]

http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/fps-gaming-from-a-females-pov/

Over the last few weeks I’ve monitored quite a few online Quake Live matches. Here are some common phrases that are used when a female is encountered on a server. The number next to the bubble indicates how often it can/will be used on any given day.

OLOLOLOLOLOL they once muted me for using word "vagina". And do you know why? BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF FUCKIN EMO ON THE SERVERS!!!!
http://rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=38998
So yeah, it's probably a hoax.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

I fucking love that picture. A woman is playing what looks like F1 racing game... with a joystick, no less(is that supposed to be symbolic?)... and the article is about an FPS.

 

[Zed]

Women are attention seekers. What the fuck do they think is gonna happen if they join a game with 20 guys and go "hello im teh gurl". Stop waving the pink flag and shut the fuck up.

It's fake anyway. No way 14 individuals all say "you're probably just a 12-year-old boy". I mean who the hell says that.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

It's fake anyway. No way 14 individuals all say "you're probably just a 12-year-old boy". I mean who the hell says that.

American teenage voices sound like little girls.

 

[CrusaderTemplar]

Seriously, why are you playing Quake Live.

 

[kingcomrade]

It's fake anyway. No way 14 individuals all say "you're probably just a 12-year-old boy". I mean who the hell says that.

American teenage voices sound like little girls.

Something I've noticed a lot on vent. There's quite a few girls that play wow but I often have trouble with mistaking teen boys as girls. Vent is like that I suppose.

 

[Destroid]

Women are attention seekers. What the fuck do they think is gonna happen if they join a game with 20 guys and go "hello im teh gurl". Stop waving the pink flag and shut the fuck up.

It's fake anyway. No way 14 individuals all say "you're probably just a 12-year-old boy". I mean who the hell says that.

It can be really hard to tell the difference over low quality voice. So you just go with the assumption that there are more 12 year old boys than girls playing :wink:

 

[Zed]

What I meant was - He made up some common insults and did some fake statistics on it and put it on a picture. VARY FANNY.

 

[tarkin]

FANNY

lolz

 

[Konjad]

Who cares about what sex is player you're playing with? I play to play, not to flirt/have cyber sex.

 

[Ch1ef]

I play to play

Location: Poland

DUH

 

[Hory]

Who cares about what sex is player you're playing with? I play to play, not to flirt/have cyber sex.

Well, defeating a woman isn't very rewarding.

 

[Gerrard]

Obligatory

 

[MapMan]

Anyone who chats during a match has instantly failed as a player. I'd remove chat function from quake at all. Chat is a thing of the past.

 

[The Ninth Circle]

but I often have trouble with mistaking teen boys as girls.

I just had to quote this because it's hilarious out of context.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

It's fake anyway. No way 14 individuals all say "you're probably just a 12-year-old boy". I mean who the hell says that.

American teenage voices sound like little girls.

Something I've noticed a lot on vent. There's quite a few girls that play wow but I often have trouble with mistaking teen boys as girls. Vent is like that I suppose.

Yeah. But you can safely assume it's a 12 year old, in any case.

Or you could use the voices to fuel a fantasy of playing with tons of girls, I guess.

 

[Melcar]

What's with women taking our shit?

 

[Emotional Vampire]

I don't know what she's doing but it's electronic so I wouldn't do it in a goddamn coat and with rings on both hands

 

[Melcar]

Hence the stupid bitch.

 

[thekdawg21]

STUPID CODEXER

You are no more likely to get electrocuted when testing an unplugged mainboard because you're wearing rings.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

It's about static, woman.

 

[kingcomrade]

ya gold doesnt conduct elecricity. science fail you guys are bad at science why not go to religion sciencefailfags

 

[Melcar]

That chick is obviously too hardcore to care about any faggy precautions.
Gold conducts electricity bolts of death, but it's not very good at it because of high gayness and shinny levels (but how do you know that ring is gold? Maybe her cheap boyfriend gave her some fake shit). Anyway, the fluffy sweater is more likely to do harm, but even then you need to be a serious fail faggot to kill something.

 

[Micmu]

If I put a rubber condom on and surprise her from behind, do I get electrocuted as well?

 

[Melcar]

No, because of the rubber.

 

[Malakal]

If I put a rubber condom on and surprise her from behind, do I get electrocuted as well?

Rubber can melt and You will be stuck to her dead, still burning body for hours. Read up about Darwin awards and sex on hills.