After days of planning and hours of editing, I have finally completed my Kickstarter announcement video. Please pledge right now to help me reach my funding goal of 100 million dollars in 30 days. That may sound like a large sum, but when you hear this pitch and what I'm planning, I think you'll agree it's well worth taking out a second mortgage on your home.​

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Download here. More details about the game below.​

I can't reveal too much without spoiling the game's many twists and surprises, but following are some FAQs and my responses.​

Can you describe exactly the kind of game you're proposing here?​

Of course. In short, this will be a game with a system in which players engage in an artificial conflict, defined by rules, that results in a quantifiable outcome. That's about as specific as I can be at this point, but hopefully that answers your question.​

$100 million doesn't seem like enough money to make an indie game. How will you budget it out?​

You're absolutely right--just the martinis, spa treatments, Belgian chocolates, and Star Wars collectibles for the office can quickly reach upwards of a million. Of course I also have a taste for exotic ales that has to be factored in. But I think there should be at least enough left over to pay an amateur coder a part-time salary to do the heavy lifting. I'm also planning on including art and perhaps some public domain music.​

Will it have rats in it?​

Who the hell do you think you're talking to here? Okay, that's all the time I have for answering questions. Now pledge!!!​