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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Jonathan "Zee Cat Educated

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    why there's a nugget man playing street fight?
     
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  2. Grim Monk Arcane

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    Relevant Crowbcat video from a while back.
     
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  3. Curious_Tongue Larpfest Patron

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    Codex 2012 Codex 2013 Serpent in the Staglands Codex USB, 2014
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    The image is 75 kb.
     
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  6. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
    The original lossless image probably was 283 Kb.
     
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  7. Gerrard Arcane

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    The original lossless png was probably even less than 40KB.
     
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    (NOT A FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT YOU TARDS)
    (BY TARDS I MEAN THE PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE WEBSITE IS A BLOATED PIECE OF SHIT. NOT YOU GUYS. UNLESS YOU ARE ALSO TARDS.)
     
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  9. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    I hate modern web design and wish we could go back 15 years
     
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  11. Thane Solus LW Games Developer

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    The most cancerous being infinite scrolling which is the dumbest thing invented, and mobile layouts and navigation for desktops... with 100 px after each paragraph, cause desktops dont exits...
     
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  12. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    A good example is Hardcoregaming101. I like the site for its in-depth articles on obscure old games, but when they updated the software their website runs on, or something, they had to redesign it and now it looks like one of those terrible modern sites where everything is too big and clunky and has a shitty layout. To top it off, they even lost some functionalities compared to the old style!

    Modern: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/
    A backup of the old site: https://hg101.kontek.net/

    The original layout is sadly broken on the backed up old site, but here's an article accessed with the Wayback Machine for comparison:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20160225184706/http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/tao/tao.htm

    Simple and elegant design. Screenshots are on the right side. Navigation is at the top. The bottom has a "Discuss on Fourms" and "Back to Index" link so you can quickly access either the forum thread or the site's index. It's all very functional, and the layout is simple and easy to read.

    It looks much, much better than the new design.

    And this is happening to almost every website these days.
     
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  13. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    He means this

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_knowledge
     
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  14. PulsatingBrain Huge and Ever-Growing Patron

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    I understand. I'm not struggling with that. When someone is a total newcomer, I assume that even fundamentals are not a given.

    Which is why I made the point about Portal introducing new rules and elements very slowly and gradually. Beginning with something as basic as looking, before the game will even let you move
     
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  15. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    I don't think even that matters, all it takes is for the person to take an interest in the game and they will put in the effort. I think he got it right in this sentence, before the "how to finagle your wombyn into games" tangent. I just noticed he wanted to use that concept but didn't remember the name for it.

     
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  16. HoboForEternity sunset tequila Patron

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    most website now are prioritized and optimized for mobile devices isntead of desktops.
     
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    If that's the case then why do they still run and look like ass on mobile.
     
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  18. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
     
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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Homing suitcases, talk about a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
     
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  22. Gerrard Arcane

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    Maybe the executioner should've made a build that isn't shit.
    :rpgcodex:

    E: honestly this reminds me of that awful video about Morrowind's combat
     
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  23. HanoverF Arcane Patron

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    MCA Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Executioner built for a two-handed axe and beheading, then they stuck him with this science shit. :dealwithit:
     
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    Pulling a lever in Fallout doesn't require a skill check.

    Captain Obvious.
     
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    Truly a Prosperian movie.

     
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