NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Alienman]

It's wood from the bad parts of Japan.

 

[tormund]

(Particularly) suicide-heavy one?
That would be kinda hilarious.

 

[Mr. Pink]

 

[Puukko]

(Particularly) suicide-heavy one?
That would be kinda hilarious.

I've always wanted a cupboard TV possessed by a vengeful spirit.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Hear that? That is the sound of PSVR bombing.

this is where future go, with all social media surrounding our lives

 

[Azalin]

 

[pippin]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

EASY-GOING HALFLING FIGHTER FROM A HAUNTED FOREST WHO IS DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS

 

[pippin]

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

EASY-GOING HALFLING FIGHTER FROM A HAUNTED FOREST WHO IS DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
SWEET DRAGONBORN BARD FROM THE BONEYARD WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN THEIR OWN TAVERN

 

[Puukko]

SOMBRE GNOME ROGUE FROM THE SLUMS OF A PORT CITY WHO IS PLANNING TO RETIRE NEXT YEAR

I do actually play a gnome rogue.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Considerate Dwarf Barbarian from the Valley of the Giants who fights for species equality

...

I think the page broke on me. :/

 

[Average Manatee]

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

EASY-GOING HALFLING FIGHTER FROM A HAUNTED FOREST WHO IS DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
SWEET DRAGONBORN BARD FROM THE BONEYARD WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN THEIR OWN TAVERN

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
MACHIAVELLIAN ELF BARD FROM THE FEY WILDS WHO FIGHTS FOR SPECIES EQUALITY

Shit, I think that's a literal D&D SJW.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Bigoted Halfling Cleric from an underground network of dragon caves who was told they'll never be good enough!

Meh.

 

[Utgard-Loki]

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
DISRUPTIVE GNOME WARLOCK FROM THE FOREST OF SADNESS WHO CAN'T STAND CHILDREN

GET OFF MY LAWN OF LOATHING!

 

[lightbane]

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING WELL-INTENTIONED HALF-ELF RANGER FROM THE GUTTER WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL!!

 

[Mr. Pink]

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

EASY-GOING HALFLING FIGHTER FROM A HAUNTED FOREST WHO IS DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS

PHILOSOPHICAL ELF PALADIN FROM THE WILDERNESS WHO HATES TO BE TOUCHED

this is surprisingly accurate

 

[Alienman]

See you on the AA meeting for cannibals.

 

[Dreaad]

GUARDED HALF-ORC CLERIC FROM THE CITY OF TEN THOUSAND FLAGS WHO HAS A DEBILITATING FEAR OF WIDE OPEN SPACES

 

[Dwemer Puzzle Box]

outgoing Dwarf Rogue from a slave caravan who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times

Yeah, that seems about right.

 

[HanoverF]

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING GLOOMY DWARF ROGUE FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO MAKES INAPPROPRIATE JOKES AT THE WORST TIMES

 

[sexbad?]

You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking
broad-minded Elf Barbarian from a complex bureaucratic society who has gotten away with murder

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking attentive Elf Sorcerer from the dusty mountains who once served as a court jester

 

[Darth Roxor]

What the fuck! You don't even have JavaScript enabled! This isn't fucking magic!

You need to enable it to generate a kickass fucking character backstory...


this is an interesting character

 

[dunno lah]

Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking passive-aggressive Half-elf Ranger from a village without a tavern who lost minor appendages due to their gambling addiction

 

[Havoc]

PHILOSOPHICAL ELF PALADIN FROM AN INTERNMENT CAMP WHO HAD THEIR NOSE CUT OFF IN A DUEL

A jew?