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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    Serbia is of much stronk and makes removings of all kebab. :salute:
     
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  2. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    remove all turk smell from europ at once :salute:
     
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  3. LusciousPear Savant

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    'worst turk' is lies all turk is worst
     
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  4. Dragula Savant

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    All hail Arkan, destroyer of kebabs.
     
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  5. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    Why hasn't this happened yet? Explain your self!
     
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  6. marooned Liturgist

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  7. Cassidy Arcane

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    Update coming...

    Next year.

    Provided all recent events were done for the lulz and Codex doesn't become SomethingAwful 2.0 until then.

    If it does, I hope you'll be intelligent enough to do what any smart people would and move somewhere else(I'll probably end in DAC if that happens). But considering the past history of these lame trolls(Brofist MHC month, etc), I'm confident it won't happen.
     
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  8. Infantryman Scholar

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    What recent events? I'm ignorant of most Codexian issues as I rarely visit GD or site feedback. The only thing I've noticed out of the ordinary is that GD seems to have disappeared and now links to some external site.
     
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  9. Cassidy Arcane

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    Then you're better off ignoring them.

    Of course, I'm mostly being deeply inspired by the dedication of Stereotypical Villain when I decided to give a break and use the latest DU pranks as a pretext.

    :M
     
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  10. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Yep. I've gloriously put two LPs on hold, in his honour. :salute:
     
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  11. Cassidy Arcane

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    Damn, because the prank is over, now there is no more pretext until Christmas Eve.

    Also here some trivia:

    What is the centerpiece of Serbian Christmas?

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    Putting Worst Turkey in the Oven hahahaha.


    :M

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    [​IMG]The time has come! To Constatinopel! To Victroy!


    Protectors of the Clay

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    No comprise! We will fight until at least every European clay is free from worst turk! Forwad!

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    Albania will be our stand, they will come in great numbers, for the worst turk idiots are legion, but they undertimate the STRONG of Serbia, the might of the Hussars, the determination and natural defense capability of the tercios. This battle play big roll in define future of the war, and we must win. General Radovan Karadzic Lazar Drascovic will show them we not afraid of anything.

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    When the Serbia Hussar charge, the farm animals scatter like headles chicknn. hahahahaha.

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    But, when the worst turk had lucky break and fired, many good patriots died. This will not be ease.

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    At first, they charged reckly against a tercio formation, and through shear number of farm animals killed many brave Serbian pikemen and shooters, but they were too dumb to forget the tercios had a mobile bakcup. Over one thousand kebab were killed in 28 October 1584, as the Husaria charged fearless and not afraid of deth for unlike the devilist turks they won't burn in hel for being idiots asshols. Hoewver, while the existing kebab in Albania was being utter crushed to point where what is left of them would rather be a crushed skul of pig, more kebab was incoming. Immediate, reinforces were heading to Albania to counter the enmy reinforces. Upon this battle entire future of war could be define

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    The forces were even match, but the worst turk reinforces would arrive a few days early than Serbian reinforces. For those already in fight in Albania, this was not good. They had to hold against vast superior forces no matter what. Even worst because they were already great exhaust by ongoing battle. Their bravery and skil will be forever rembered, should they hold the line STRONG, and they will, for that is their duty as Serbians.

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    Despite suffer heavy losses, the Serbians didn't waver or flail, they never surrender, and then the reinforces finally arrive, but there was great fear it was too late. The worst turk gained the tacticular upper hand before the reinforces arrive, and their attack was dangerous breaking lines. The Serbian forces retreat to more and more tall mountain and rough terrain, yet refuse to give up. For ten days, a slow, crushing and demoralize retreat of Serbia happen, and the worst turk ever arrogant become careless. Through sheer willpower, the Serbian soldiers finally reached a point, on top of one of the tallst and largst mountains, where commander Drascovic make a promise while mount on his horse, together with the Hussars:

    "I face my fate here! VICTROY OR DEATH!", he swear to fight to death with his men for Srbija while more reinforces from Prizen march to support.

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    The Turks still advance in spite of terrain now favor of Serbia, oblivious to reinforces.

    hahaha they will fall for same trap three times!

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    While engage the brave tercio formations, the worst turks have both flanks attakc by Serbian Hussars charge led by Lazar Drascovic, and for them battle become total upphill. Once appear doomed to defeat, in 21 November, the Serbians, descendants of Atlantis with spirit of Spartans, for every one of them that fell... over one hundred turk idiots were crushed lik a skul of pig! Such casualty ratio is testiment to the might and glory of the Husaria.

    SERBIA STRONG!

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    Unfortunate, while the tide has full turn in Albania, the situation was not same in all fronts. But even if defeat, the armies personaly lead by Despot Lazar IV deliver somewhat larger casualty to worst turk in spite of having no hussar support at all and having to hold against turk hor... fukcing pathetic pony riders is what they are next to the Hussars of Serbia and Poland!

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    In the end, the battle of Albania was not merely one of larggst battles ever fight between Serbia and the worst turk. It was that, sure, but also the greattst victroy ever of Srbija against them, a devastating charge, a massive conflict with moments of incomparable glory, moments when for every Serbian killed, over one hundred turk farm animals went to slaughterhous. The Husaria, despite outnumber by kebab pony riders, despite facing for some days a vastly number force before the reinforces could arrive, not only gave support to one of the greattst victroys of Srbija. They near exterminated an entire division of turk pony riders and suffer relatively minimal losses for such an epic and massive battle.

    And now, dozens of thousand worst turk forces shall be driven to the bottom of sea in Greece.

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    REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES

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    But the turks are legion. Even with over twenty thousand of them exterminated, they still have vast armies left. There is no choice but to leave the farm animals to feed on cinders and their own shit. Serbia must be determinate to fight and win this last crusade for Constantinopel at any cost.

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    The remnant of the legion glorouisly crushed in Albania are being pursuit.

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    And another legion advance. The garissons must be STRONG!

    Eventually the remnant of the crushed twenty thousand kebabs retreat to Athens under seige by more six thousand worst turks.

    It is time to rescue the ancient city of Greece, our Atlantean brothers since the times Serbia was know as Illyria.

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    REMOVE KEBAB FROM GREECE!

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    There was a cost, but in the end, the STRONG of Serbia prevail and Athens is save. All pony riders exterminated and soon the rest of them shall be, what greatt day!

    Because together they make over thirty thousand worst turks now, either by hand of Srbija or in attrition during the failed seige of Athens.

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    This already was a devastate blow to the worst turk, a slaughter of over a third of their entire army, but still not enough. Their legions are many yet, and Serbia manpower is not as limitless as the fast breed turk farm animals seemingly infinite reserves.

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    Budjak is rescue from worst turk, but at same time, Wallachia has fallen and this is obviously not good.

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    At the East Front, let the farm animals eat ash, drink their own piss and eat shit as they deserve it hahaha.

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    haha worst turk got crushed so big already they did not even insist in steal clay from Wallachia. This time there will be no peace until all that devilist desecrate in Hagia Sophia goes fly!

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    Fukc the Libya why you turk bootlick? worst turk is worst to all, even to other devilists.

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    Haha they suffer so heavy loss in attrite that they give up seiges so there is not even need to relieve forts. Soon it will be time to push them bakc.

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    When the war started, the worst turk had over a hundred thousand. Now they have been greattly reduce, with about one third of their legion removed from the premises. And this time there is no Hungry to ruin everything again and Serbia is far STRONG and large than before. SOON OR LATE WE WILL GO TO CONSTANTINOPEL!

    russia+poland+slovakia+croatioa+hungry+moldavia+austria+serbia = you will ww2

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    Fukc them if they want join Potatoland. Constantinopel will soon be Serbian so we don't give a fukc to their tiny hol.

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    haha the idiots still keep sending men to seige then retreat due to attrite loss then again stupid turk we will crush you like a skul of pig even Napoleon smarter still got crush by scorch earth you will!

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    Unfortunate the glorouis perform of Serbia in this crusade is not share by allies. Focus on the south front end with legion of kebab now at the gates to Poland. They better be smart soon because having to go there to save their incopetence will disrupt plans of Serbia.

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    Macedonia will be ours! This is the begin of the end for the worst turk emprahirie! FORWARD!

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    Our first conquer this only start! As soon as Serbia full recover losses, take Albania and Dalmatians, a new crush of skuls of pig shall happen to remove more thirty thousand kebab or even more. No matter what, this time it is to the end!

    Then... worst turk advance in Nis... massive legion, gigantic. The Garisson was vast outnumber when they begin their mass assault against the fortress. All odds were stack against the Serbians here. Their numbers too big for reinforces to end in anything other than pyric victroy for Serbia at best, and thus, the garisson was on their own. Seige equipment was deployed in a rush. The worst turk, confident in victroy, never wait for breachs in the walls of Nis before their forces are advance through towers, ladders and other means. The two thousand fight bravely despite massively outnumber. The toll in blood is gigantic for both sides, sabres clashing near the gate control mechanisms, muskets firing against outer walls almost entirely swarmed with kebab, the risk of them achieving victroy through sheer numbers more than possible. The garisson, by half of the battle, was already reduced by half, and yet, they never gave up... once more over the walls, once more to stop them from raising the gates, once more ten to stop hundreds swarm over the walls before they completely seize everything! VICTROY OR DEATH!

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    Against all odds, the garisson have won the battle. Near one thousand and seven hundred patriots gave their lives to defend our sacred clay, their feats and bravery will never be forgotten, as now the Serbian army marches to meet the depleted enmy legion at Nis, which stood at the verge of being conquered, were it not for the sheer willpower of the defenders of the city.

    :salute:

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    It was chosen to let most of the turks retreat to prevent more losses. The Serbian Army is still not full recover from all casualties it sustained in the war. Albania and Dalmatians must fall first before a massive offense may begin to crush more regiments permanently. Yet, while the Serbian forces were depleted in manpower, finally the Russians were arrive to the great crusade. The retaking of Constantinopel was very important for them as well. Serbia must ensue hoewver that the great city shall be in their hands and not on Russian hands lest their greatt plans crumble under petty Tzar ambitions.

    The road to Constantinopel will be paved in sacrifice and turk genocide, and now that the first steps are take, we will ride it to the end!

    TO BE CONTINUE
     
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  12. Kipeci Magister

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    Wasn't that battle closer to 2.4 turk farm aminal per grett Serb?
     
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  13. LusciousPear Savant

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    SUCH BEAUTY AND MAJESTY.

    :eagletear: :911: (but the Serbian equivalent)
     
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  14. Gondolin Arcane

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    This is glorious!
     
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  15. marooned Liturgist

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    "The green becomes brown" - Tratos (Tiberian Sun)
     
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  16. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
     
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  17. Cassidy Arcane

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    Didn't you notice the casualty numbers in the screenshot? I meant it for that moment of the battle, not for the battle as a whole.
     
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  18. thesoup Arcane

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    No Serb can rest until all of kebab is removed.
     
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  19. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
  20. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Bumping for that kebab!
     
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  21. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    There can be no christmas with kebab lovers on European soil. Also, an update would be nice.
     
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