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Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by treave, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Fangshi Arcane

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    A of course.

    It all works out great.*

    We become Emperor and gain unlimited harem perk, the only way to permanently manage Jing's evergrowing harem.

    The country is saved, thus sparing the people untold misery through foreign invasion and/or civil war.

    Nuwa finally gets to hear that CY loves her and she becomes our goddess (maybe she will stop in every now and then for snake sexytime), it is all the poor goddess ever wanted... :( :lol:

    All our pugilist friends will get to continue teaching and living as they wish.

    We can make the Fire Cult a legit branch of the military.

    The DEMONZ gets to look after everyone and achieve its purpose.

    All is as it should be and Shun will no longer have to suffer struggling against the natural order of things. Killing him will be a mercy really.

    And most importantly we get to keep the CHAIR!

    Edit:

    And most importantly we can get the Chief Metalworker of the Shaolin to build us a new CHAIR! a better CHAIR!**

    *It might not all work out great, this is all baseless speculation based on heaven deciding not to dick with us anymore. For all I know Bro Ying might show up to assassinate us three days later in violation of heaven's will.

    **New chair may not actually be a chair.


    Edit:
    Lambchop's C sounds good too so flopping to:


    Lambchop's C > A
     
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  2. Nevill Arcane

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    As promised, I will vote for Lambchop's C. :salute:

    I mean, sure, let's haggle with the Goddess, let's make terms and conditions of our own, and let's involve our children from other women. Who does she think she is? :M
     
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  3. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    D
     
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  4. Rex Feral Liturgist

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    I'll go with whatever C has the most support.

    C>D
     
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  5. treave Arcane Patron

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    Sorry, man, Chair has been wrecked.

    But... as Emperor you can order a new one! A bigger one!
     
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  6. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Hmm. On second though Nevill has a point. Flopping to B>C for the time being. Also, a change to my C is NOT to mention the other women and only say that our descendants will pledge to serve her only.

    Edit updated the choice to reflect this
     
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  7. Fangshi Arcane

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    Ah well, how about this then.

    Can we get the Chief Metalworker of the Shaolin to build it? I kind of like that guy's style and I want to see what he would do with an unlimited budget and complete creative control.

    I want something like that only as a throne not combat dummy.
     
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  8. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Wait. treave, will we be her only consort?
     
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  9. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Eh, to be a deity and for our friends to live, does it matter?
     
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  10. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    Does Shun bloodline have to die?
    If he gets sent to maniac island and another dynasty takes place, then that means that Tang dynasty destroyed.

    But, anyway flopping to Lambchops C
     
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  11. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Edit: actually she wants his bloodline dead in every choice. It's just that b has her waiting a few generations.
     
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  12. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Lambchop19, I agree to everything on your list, except I want to make one addition: she will take us right here, right now and she will do it roughly.
     
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  13. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    Such a waste with shun and turfan bubble butt princess
    :negative:
     
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  14. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Baltika, I'd rather not actually write that, but consider me down if she wants to head to pound town.
     
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  15. Baltika9 Arcane

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    More seriously (as if that is possible here), I don't think we ought to ask for any 'delays,' she ahs waited for long enough. I don't think 40 years, 10 years or four days would fly with her. How about thisL all in your plan, only we come with her now and Shun gets to raise our kids to be competent Emperors. Because, let's face it, Jing would kinda be a shitty Emperor. Shun, on the other hand, knows exactly what he's doing. And this:
    Is slightly more than a joke addition: she obviously wants us so bad that it hurts, so that's just another incentive for her. Especially if Jing can do the whole blushing maid act.
     
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  16. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Ok, baltika. Added. Though if enough people ask I will remove it.

    Also, treave, you have my full permission to modify my suggestion in a way that works best for your writing of the dialog etc while still retaining the basics of the suggestion.
     
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  17. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Ok, B>Lambchopian C.
    ...
    ...you don't think...nah. No way that could be true.
     
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  18. Nevill Arcane

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    treave, when she talks about expunging the bloodline, she of course means Shun's kin as well, including his infant children, right? After all, we can't have those little brats running around and endangering our wise rule under pretext of vengeance and other nonsense.

    But in our infinite mercy we might spare their mothers if they agree to serve us as concubines, correct?

    Can we reunite with our lost lamb Princess Jinpa that way?

    Show Spoiler
    :M
     
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  19. Baltika9 Arcane

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    That is the most unbro thing I can think of.
     
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  20. Nevill Arcane

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    You mean murdering the kids while we lay with their mothers?

    Such is the will of Heaven. And we will carry it out dutifully, as this is the only way we can repay Lady Nuwa for her kindness.

    :salute:
     
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  21. Baltika9 Arcane

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    I would sooner have Jing die than become Zhang Manxing The Second. That's how unbro you're being right now.
     
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  22. Rex Feral Liturgist

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    Yes, death by being eaten by the first wolf we come across after we become Rabbit Pig Duck
     
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  23. Tigranes Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Well, that's ad shitty as I expected. Her options are be her bitch, or be her boy toy. Jing would be a shitty emperor and would have to kill his friend on some other bitchs orders to boot. Alternatively our years long harem is abandoned in one moment for some pussy as if jing can't get that elsewhere. Great.

    D but I don't really have a good thing to vote for. Any decent C that niwa would accept, like lambxhops, is just another minor variation of be-nuwas-bitch-and-abandon-everything-we-ever-did.
     
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  24. Nevill Arcane

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    Don't equate us with that scum! manxing was only keeping his women for one night. We'll make sure they get taken care of until they die. We are being responsible here. :M
     
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  25. Kipeci Magister

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    Hey, treave, we didn't pray for this joker, where's Ahura Mazda? Pray again until we get the right one!
     
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