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  • Monster Hunter: Wilds thread: 5 replies in a week, one reply since open beta came out.

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard thread: One page an hour, both before and after the game released.


    The Codex's taste in games is truly sublime.
    In the process of changing many of my passwords. If you see anything weirder than usual, I swear to God it wasn't me.
    Cheesedragon117
    Cheesedragon117
    Apparently I wrote down the wrong thing when I changed my password? How did that happen?
    The coalposters still aren't through coalposting. Oh well, just fully upgraded my rig, I got plenty of things to play while I wait for the shitters on this site to get eventually bored and leave my favorite threads alone.

    If anyone wants to add me on Steam, DM me. I'm not running hardware that's 12 years out of date anymore, so I can play almost anything with anyone now. It's a beautiful feeling.
    Fedora Master
    Fedora Master
    What kind of zoomer lingo is "coalposting"?
    Cheesedragon117
    Cheesedragon117
    Slang borrowed from an elusive 4chan breakaway imageboard. In all fairness, I am probably the oldest person using it.
    I know that this is certainly a "If you have to ask..." thing, but fuck it, newfags gonna newfag.

    What does "hopw roewur ne" mean? I eagerly await the troll answers.
    Sukhāvatī
    Fargus
    Fargus
    It's related to Prosper the deranged poster on codex. Probably just some schizophrenic line that means nothing.
    Where's the Zenless Zone Zero thread? How about a Limbus Company thread? There's enough meat in both for them to not be considered "true" gatchas.
    "How does this man write so many posts with Miyazaki Kojima's nutsack on his face!?"

    :0.5/5:
    Cheesedragon117
    Cheesedragon117
    Pretty easy, the Japanese are known for having small and aristocratic nutsucks.

    Unlike you, you brutish, gaijin scum. I bet you teabag the floor bending down to tie your shoes!
    Hell Swarm
    Hell Swarm
    I cum on the floor not rub my nuts against it. Savage!
    I'm so pathologically obsessed with Ongezellig I made a post about it without even thinking. It's like my fingers moved by themselves.

    What's happening to me?
    You guys were right. DD2 sucks ass. Shitty no-lock combat, shitty save system, sluggish movement, no rolling, insanely stupid and vague mechanics, and annoying pawn dialogue.

    I guess they can't all be bangers down at Capcom. If only they had taken more spiritual liege from Monster Hunter.
    Alright, in exchange for an easy 70$ to buy the game, my friend and co-worker is letting me borrow his Xbox (for an indeterminate amount of time) to finally play DD2 on. Now I won't get spoiled any further than I have already, and I'll be able to unmute the DD2 thread and provide my commentary and feedback on Capcom's latest hit. For better or for worse.
    Aagh, that sucks. I had a dream I had a party of adventurers that lived in my old house, but the older, veteran-type guy kept sleeping with the girl made of coal i was interested in against my permission. They were like Dragon's Dogma pawns in that they were supposed to be 100% obedient.
    Cheesedragon117
    Cheesedragon117
    Don't ask why the girl was literally made of coal, that's beside the point, the point is I got cucked BG3-style without even playing BG3! :argh:
    I got this unusual Clover rewards code yesterday.


    "Gaze coal, Arisen..."

    Is this a prophecy from the future? Will DD2 be coal?
    Fargus
    Fargus
    Now you look like the minister of coal.
    Are we here to talk about games or culture war garbage??
    Be Kind Rewind
    Be Kind Rewind
    You're allowed to talk about game devs getting fired, but not if they are fired for wronthink. You're allowed to talk about video game companies and what they do, but Sweet Baby Inc., Blackrock and Vanguard is off the table. You can talk about what a new video game looks like but you can't comment on the bug eyed nigger woman going BLM in it. By the way did you know how much Joshua Sawyer loves bikes?
    Be Kind Rewind
    Be Kind Rewind
    For the love of Jeh*va talk about video games. Wait, no, not like that fucking GamerGoys.
    Hell Swarm
    Hell Swarm
    What video games would you like to talk about Cheese?
    It doesn't take a genius to figure out that this forum's heyday was many, many winters ago.
    Modron
    Modron
    It also doesn't take a genius to connect the dots that 2020+ registrations are tanking the quality faster than any time in history including the lolblivian crusade of 2005-2006.
    Zlaja
    Zlaja
    What does a 2012 newfag know about the lolblivian crusade?
    Modron
    Modron
    Exhanged lurking DaC when they made a newspost about this newfangled codex site. I did actually register and make a solitary post about Prelude to Darkness but there is no way I'd remember what throwaway email I used once 10 years prior.
    Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree, the first major expansion for Elden Ring, will be shadow dropped on February 28th, 2024, the same day last year that it was announced.
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