Little Red Riding Stud pulled the bobbin, and the door opened.
The Big Bad Cougar, seeing him come in, said to him, hiding herself under the bedclothes, "Put the condoms and the little pot of lube upon the stool, and come get into bed with me."
Little Red Riding Stud took off his clothes and got into bed. He was greatly amazed to see how this 25 year old grandmother looked in her nightclothes, and said to her,
"Grandmother, what big butt you have!"
"All the better to tease you with, my dear."
"Grandmother, what strong legs you have!"
"All the better to hold you with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big tits you have!"
"All the better to slap you with, my child."
"Grandmother, what soft lips you have!"
"All the better to suck you with, my child."
"Grandmother, what...loose pussy you have got?"
"All the better to eat you up with. You see, I am actually 72."
And, saying these words, this wicked cougar fell upon Little Red Riding Stud, and ate him all up.