So the DLC downloaded, and I booted it up. Turns out that it's SURVIVOR mode only, which means "only for the masochists" as I believe that it's hardcoded to be only in Hard mode. I start in Ransome's flat, have a look around, gather supplies and do an inventory check. (2 revolver rounds, 1 bolt gun round and a noisemaker I managed to craft).
I steel myself for what's ahead and open the front door. I'm in a corridor with a blockade on the left that I can crawl through, a locker in right in front of me, and a door on the right...and an air vent in between me and the door. Guess who drops in IMMEDIATELY after the door closes behind me?
I crawl under the barricade which causes the Alien "A.I." to jump up into the vents so that it can drop down on the other side to get me, but I double back and hide in the locker. By the time the Alien drops down on the other side I'm already snug and secure in the locker. I sit and wait for a minute until the Alien jumps into the vent again. I wait 15 seconds more before I get out and crawl over to the door.
Alien drops down right behind me as I crawl past the vent. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, no way to drive it back. The end.
...I don't get it. Why are they pushing and adding content to a part of the game that NO ONE is interested in? Seriously, only the PewDiePie video posted earlier even touches on it in this thread, and the Steam forums are pretty much the same.
Also, there's no story except for a paragraph of exposition on the Survivor screen. No new voiceacting, no new art assets that I could see.
First impressions: This DLC isn't just bad, it's a joke.
(Let's see if anyone else fares better, but I'm not touching this shit.)