No. NO! DON'T GIVE IN TO THEM. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT WITH YOUR WORDS.VentilatorOfDoom said:Jason said:You all fail to realize that "Alphaturd" is actually a clever play on words in VoD's native German. There's no exact English translation, but it roughly means "lingering sense of disappointment mixed with a fear of mini-games".
at least you still understand me, *sob*
but bros no need to get all butthurt, sorry that I declined this place so much, I understood: don't pull that shit with Obsidian, only with Bethesda & Moulinex
Blackadder said:back to sportforredneck said:Or they could just call it by the title once in awhile. I mean shit, I understand this place is a parody of actual game websites, but come on.
This isn't even about liking games, it's about being subtle or actually being funny.
How about you throw out some news posts then? Some witty, amusing news posts. Will you do that? Think of it as 'cleaning up the town', while showing your ability to do so in gentle parody.
Eagerly looking forward to the first content.
Azrael said:None of this 'I'll just replace random names with 'turd' haw haw aren't I funny Ventiturd of Turd'!
I have no idea, but I also don't remember having complained about them. I am an Obsidian fan after all, having liked all their games except Alpha Sozzycol, which is clearly not a game for me.Monocause said:When did all this "Obsidian fanboys are here" bullshit start? Who are the mysterious Obsidian fanboys, VoD?
Ok the pun was bad. Big deal. How often did I make puns with Alpha Protocol in news posts? 2 out of 100 times? Get over it.It's not about Alpha Protocol. It's that the pun is really bad. It's like stuff you considered funny when you were 14 and which you want to forget. Don't make us remember the stuff we considered funny when we were 14, VoD.
I won't change the title.I'd even prefer "A FUCKING PILE OF WORTHLESS SHIT might get patched". I propose you change the topic name to that, VoD.
VOD said:Don't you all think you're exaggerating a bit?
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Demnogonis Saastuttaja said:Does the patch remove boss fights
Lockkaliber said:I guess I am one of the bigger Obsidian fanboys around, but that's subjective. I've enjoyed all of their games, some of them almost as much as Fallout and Torment so I don't see why I should jump on the bandwagon and hate them when they make games I like. It doesn't mean I can't criticize them when the criticism is valid though. It would be more correct to say that I have shit taste as far as Codex standards goes.
Have I ever claimed that it was funny and witty? Pete lied through his teeth (and not the first time). Calling a liar "full of shit" is a rude but appropriate comment.hoochimama said:Pete "full of shit" Hines was similarly neither "funny nor clever but asinine and juvenile", and as you now criticize someone else for doing the same thing you did it is an appropriate jab.
Ventiturd of Turd
Vault Dweller said:Have I ever claimed that it was funny and witty? Pete lied through his teeth (and not the first time). Calling a liar "full of shit" is a rude but appropriate comment.hoochimama said:Pete "full of shit" Hines was similarly neither "funny nor clever but asinine and juvenile", and as you now criticize someone else for doing the same thing you did it is an appropriate jab.
As for the Alphaturd comment, as others have said it's just a bad pun, hence the reaction. There are very few constructively critical posts but plenty of idiotic name- changing variations: alpha brotocol, lolocol, alphafail, ass protocol, ass brotocol, etc. Enough already. If someone wants to trash the game, write a review.
Make fun? Do you see many people laughing at the joke?FeelTheRads said:Vault Dweller said:Have I ever claimed that it was funny and witty? Pete lied through his teeth (and not the first time). Calling a liar "full of shit" is a rude but appropriate comment.hoochimama said:Pete "full of shit" Hines was similarly neither "funny nor clever but asinine and juvenile", and as you now criticize someone else for doing the same thing you did it is an appropriate jab.
As for the Alphaturd comment, as others have said it's just a bad pun, hence the reaction. There are very few constructively critical posts but plenty of idiotic name- changing variations: alpha brotocol, lolocol, alphafail, ass protocol, ass brotocol, etc. Enough already. If someone wants to trash the game, write a review.
Butthurt detected.
That's a new one... you have to write a review in order to make fun of a game.
Vault Dweller said:Make fun? Do you see many people laughing at the joke?