Am I the only one getting slowdowns?

[janior]

slowdowns are part of the design, dont question it

 

[Anthedon]

Are the slowdowns back for anyone else? Things are very sluggish on my end.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Jiggle your printer cable. Sometimes the bytes get caught and you need to help them along.

 

[Hag]

Jiggle your printer cable. Sometimes the bytes get caught and you need to help them along.

Yeah, you may need to reinstall the Ricoh driver.

 

[Semiurge]

Always wear a USB condom.

 

[Anthedon]

Are the slowdowns back for anyone else? Things are very sluggish on my end.

And they are gone again. Shitposts are loading at lightning speeds.

 

[IDtenT]

Upgrade to a Pentium III.

 

[Maxie]

this forum is twenty fucking years old and the admins have had twenty fucking years of experience running it
it's unacceptable how shit it's running
fix this immediately

 

[Konjad]

this forum is twenty fucking years old and the admins have had twenty fucking years of experience running it
it's unacceptable how shit it's running
fix this immediately

They also had twenty years to fuck things up.

 

[Darth Roxor]

The Codex has been running like shit for two days for me now. Putin must be disrupting polan's access.

 

[Taluntain]

Everything's fine on the server side.

 

[Vic]

Everything's fine on the server side.

maybe it's cloudflare or whatever, site was timing out for me while it clearly worked for others in the shoutbox (they were still posting)

slowdowns might affect some geo locations and not others

 

[Peachcurl]

Yeah, earlier I also had selective timeouts on the codex, while other sites seemed fine.

 

[Taluntain]

Everything's fine on the server side.

maybe it's cloudflare or whatever, site was timing out for me while it clearly worked for others in the shoutbox (they were still posting)

slowdowns might affect some geo locations and not others

Definitely not CF, as we don't use it. But yes, other servers on-route from our server to your computer could be having issues and this would result in connectivity issues.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

My lights were flickering this morning, clearly the Codex fault. Fix my lights Taluntain.

 

[IDtenT]

The Ayyys are trying to probe you.

 

[Konjad]

My lights were flickering this morning, clearly the Codex fault. Fix my lights Taluntain.

Should've invested in the eastern codex.

 

[Taluntain]

My lights were flickering this morning, clearly the Codex fault. Fix my lights Taluntain.

I suggest candles.

 

[Anthedon]

And they're back.

 

[Haba]

Have you tried rebooting your router?

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

I've started getting them randomly in the past couple of weeks. Nowhere near as bad or as consistently when the thread was made though

 

[Abu Antar]

Same here. Not often enough that I bothered with writing about it, but now that I see others comment on it...

Edit: For whatever it's worth, the site had been running great for several months.

 

[Zlaja]

Don't worry, folks. I can identify the problem. I'm a professionell.

*slips on a banana peel*

 

[Frozen]

You are getting old if you are slowing down.

Maybe you are dying?

 

[BadassNonbinaryPrincess]

Amazon runs like ass now. Not that I use Amazon.