Am I the only one getting slowdowns?

[POOPERSCOOPER]

I'm getting massive slow downs, someone is definitely sitting on the internet wire to the Codex server.

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

I'll just post your daily reminder that we already know what causes this and staff won't fix it, since backups are necessary.

No worries guys, the reason for slowdowns was already identified by the most genius poster on all the Codex! No need to complain.

 

[Crispy]

Seems okay as of right now, 10:41 Pacific time.

 

[Vic]

it has been ongoing for months now, maybe it's too early to say after a couple hours, but yes working fine for now

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

No worries guys, the reason for slowdowns was already identified by the most genius poster on all the Codex! No need to complain.

Again, that's the cause of a different slowdown issue per the admins, not me.

I realize you're butthurt that I didn't like some ugly, boring game you like, but try to forgive and forget.

 

[Grauken]

No worries guys, the reason for slowdowns was already identified by the most genius poster on all the Codex! No need to complain.

Again, that's the cause of a different slowdown issue per the admins, not me.

I realize you're butthurt that I didn't like some ugly, boring game you like, but try to forgive and forget.

Butthurt on the codex is eternal

 

[asfasdf]

I am sure xenforo 3.0 will fix everything

 

[mediocrepoet]

I think whatever was done fixed things (knock on wood) on my end for now anyway.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

So I've checked with our lawyers. They've advised:

These defamatory accusations that the Codex is slow will not be tolerated.

There are no slowdowns.

There never were any slowdowns.

And if there are slowdowns we accept no blame as the fault is entirely on your end.

You are all to cease and desist with these absolutely false allegations.

 

[Ismaul]

the Codex is slow

there are slowdowns we accept

Straight from the horse's mouth, folks!

 

[Kem0sabe]

I´ts much better now

 

[Crispy]

It's so fast now it moved Kem0sabe's apostrophe ahead one position.

 

[racofer]

So I've checked with our lawyers. They've advised:

These defamatory accusations that the Codex is slow will not be tolerated.

There are no slowdowns.

There never were any slowdowns.

And if there are slowdowns we accept no blame as the fault is entirely on your end.

You are all to cease and desist with these absolutely false allegations.

I see you have hired Blizzard's lawyers.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I see you have hired Blizzard's lawyers.

Our new CEO highly recommended them. We're pleased to announce, coming straight from his previous position at Unity, the Codex' new CEO John Riccittiello has a strong background in the gaming industry. We're excited to see a lot of opportunity going forward.

In other unrelated news, there will be some changes to our access policy, with new fees being introduced to better reflect the Codex' user experience. Users will be charged a small fee per words read. The code to implement this change has already been put in place over the last few weeks and despite some teething issues is going well.

Each user's account will be credited with a certain number of credits which is reduced every time you load a thread. Any posts loaded are then charged to your account at a small fee of 20 cents per post. We hope to have a full roll-out any day now.

 

[Crispy]

John Riccittiello

There goes the neighborhood...

 

[Strange Fellow]

it's sooooo sloooooooooow

 

[Ismaul]

The lube wore off guys.

Now it's so bad pages aren't even fully loading in some cases, no matter how much time you give them. Except this thread for some reason.

I must fist but there is no bro.

 

[Vic]

I told you it's too early, when there are no slowdowns for a month or two then I'll believe it

 

[Abu Antar]

One tab loaded only slightly faster than the time it takes Crispy to come.

The other tab won't blow its load.

Codex should hire Turn 10 staff. They are deleting negative Forza reviews.

 

[racofer]

Took me 10 minutes to make this post:

The site is total shit now. I guess it's fixed.

 

[Axel_am]

Ughhh, they are fucking back. I just hope I'm thinking too fucking fast like one of the guys earlier in the thread and it's not some fucking stupid server issue.

 

[Aemar]

So I've checked with our lawyers.

https://www.codexlawyers.com.au/

 

[pOcHa]

(people with slowdowns not aware of being exposed to SDG treatment)

 

[Rean]

I don't know if improvements were made yet, everything's super smooth for me right now.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I guess we still have the standard slowdowns then. Just got one.