Baldur's Gate Baldur's Cringe 3 compilation thread

[Tyranicon]

I'm not baffled at all.

Baldur's Gate 3 basically did what the Marvel movies did: figure out what the lowest common denominator wants, and deliver on a product that pleases a huge demographic to maximize profit.

It's basically a science at this point.

You are right, but I don't think anybody would have predicted such a great number of buyers players.

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

Blockbuster movie? First time hearing about this. I guess I can congratulate myself on avoiding at least some of the mainstream stuff.

 

[JamesDixon]

I'm not baffled at all.

Baldur's Gate 3 basically did what the Marvel movies did: figure out what the lowest common denominator wants, and deliver on a product that pleases a huge demographic to maximize profit.

It's basically a science at this point.

You are right, but I don't think anybody would have predicted such a great number of buyers players.

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

You left out one part of the equation. Most of the people buying it are morons.

 

[Tyranicon]

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

Blockbuster movie? First time hearing about this. I guess I can congratulate myself on avoiding at least some of the mainstream stuff.

Ignoring/memory holing it was the right and proper thing to do. If you think BG3 is distilled cringe, the movie might give you an aneurysm. At least that's what I assume from the trailers, they really threw me off ever wanting to watch the thing.

You left out one part of the equation. Most of the people buying it are morons.

Most people who consume modern popular media are morons, so it doesn't need to be stated.

 

[JamesDixon]

Most people who consume modern popular media are morons, so it doesn't need to be stated.

It does because of the other morons reading/watching. That's why they're morons.

 

[ArchAngel]

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

Blockbuster movie? First time hearing about this. I guess I can congratulate myself on avoiding at least some of the mainstream stuff.

No, ignoring/memory holing it was the right and proper thing to do. If you think BG3 is distilled cringe, the movie might give you an aneurysm. At least that's what I assume from the trailers, they really threw me off ever wanting to watch the thing.

You left out one part of the equation. Most of the people buying it are morons.

Most people who consume modern popular media are morons, so it doesn't need to be stated.

Nah, latest D&D movie is way better than from what I have seen of BG3

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

So anyway, I started heiling Hitler.

 

[GrainWetski]

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

Blockbuster movie? First time hearing about this. I guess I can congratulate myself on avoiding at least some of the mainstream stuff.

It's a shitty girlpower Marvel-esque niggerfest with that Chris Pine guy.

 

[Vic]

so not a lot of cringe in BG3 after all if we started talking about movies now

 

[Reinhardt]

of those 800k players ~750k are LGBTQ+

so you saying they are big market after all?

 

[Maxie]

I just want to remind you that Sarevok is Charname's stepbro....

 

[Gerrard]

Larian writers.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

I am BAFFLED and BEMUSED and BEWILDERED by the financial success of BG3.

 

[luj1]

sick

 

[Frozen]

I'm not baffled at all.

Baldur's Gate 3 basically did what the Marvel movies did: figure out what the lowest common denominator wants, and deliver on a product that pleases a huge demographic to maximize profit.

It's basically a science at this point.

You are right, but I don't think anybody would have predicted such a great number of buyers players.

5e is huge. There's been a blockbuster movie. There are people making very good money just releasing 5e adventure books on kickstarter.

Popular ruleset + big name IP + huge budget + large marketing presence and pandering to degenerate streamers = massive profit

I don't know a normie in real life who plays this shit.

Because I don't know gay people.

 

[Frozen]

so not a lot of cringe in BG3 after all if we started talking about movies now

It's more like people with a brain won't play this shit to find out.

 

[Drakortha]

So is this the Codex's designated BG3 hate thread? Or will I also get banned here for calling it shit?

 

[Sunri]

So is this the Codex's designated BG3 hate thread? Or will I also get banned here for calling it shit?

They banned you? Wtf

 

[Drakortha]

So is this the Codex's designated BG3 hate thread? Or will I also get banned here for calling it shit?

They banned you? Wtf

Yes from the 2 main threads. They claim I'm spamming when I call BG3 dogshit even though I have always backed it up with valid criticisms. There's plenty of reasons to hate on this piece of shit game, but they just didn't want to hear it anymore and wanted a safe space.

 

[Drakortha]

AngryJoe's review is coming out soon, likely to be a 10/10 as well. Remember this guy shilled Cyberpunk 2077. He's even had Swen come on his show before, so you know he's going to shill this slop to the end of the earth and back.

Anyone who thinks BG3 deserves a 10/10 is a stupid idiot. But it will continue to get 9 and 10's from everybody because there are no independent opinions on this game in the media and every review is done under peer pressure or is bought and paid for. You can't stop this overhype train from rolling.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Just one post to be friendly and bump the thread that needs mire visibility then i shall disappear.
Here is an intopic picture.

 

[Drakortha]

Just one post to be friendly and bump the thread that needs mire visibility then i shall disappear.
Here is an intopic picture.

Nobody is arguing that the game isn't popular, you retard. Do you do this whenever someone calls Fortnite a piece of shit?

It's not a counter argument. Get the fuck out of here and go back to your safe space threads.

 

[Cryomancer]

I see nothing wrong in trying to appease the gay public. I mean, they have a valid market audience to satisfy. What is ridiculous is the baizuo mindset which considers anything that the average white cis male likes ""problematic"", that only "icels" like and at the same time anything "against standards", even literal bestiality porn as ""progress""

* Note : The therm incel is so banalized that even Hugh Hefner would be called as one by modern lefitists, just like the therm fascist. The average British/American soldier which fought Fascism would be considered fascist nowadays.

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BTW, looked into the steam forum and people asking for a filter are being banned > https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/6045572169617927060/

The most cringe character in BG3

 

[Drakortha]

Take all the LGBT content out. The game will still be SHIT!

 

[Sotomonte]

And all this crap wouldn't be avoided by using a fully customized party?