Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Drakortha]

decided to buy another copy and leave another positive review because of the extraordinary butthurt

I don't think that works the way you think it works. You should invest in some hemorrhoid cream instead. You can't just go around shoving games up your ass like that.

Someone needs to educate him that shit is meant to leave the ass, not go in.

 

[Junmarko]

Well well well...

Funny how in English that just reads like uncertainty. "Ergh...positive?"

 

[onemananadhisdroid]

Went for a noble-looking Tiefling in the end.

Ughh, no way to make the horns less prominent?

There are 14 different flavors of horn -- plus this specific flavor of tiny non-horns. If there's one thing Larian like, it's their tiefling horns!

 

[fantadomat]

How are they swindling? They didn't invent Early Access and they aren't trying to pass it off as not-EA. If you don't want to play or buy an unfinished game ...don't play/buy it yet?

And you could also have this family disappointment called Lacrymas ,can't even pick the pockets of a drunken englishman while getting chocked on his own vomit in sunny beach. Can't even recognize when its getting a dos2 expansion that got its name swapper with a famous franchise. That said,my german friendo i have a box of original B-addidas sneakers that i am willing to part with at friendly discount.

 

[Swen]

Well well well...

Funny how in English that just reads like uncertainty. "Ergh...positive?"

Indeed, even more funny is the fact that BGIII is getting a shit ton of positive reviews and destroying the hopes and dreams of old school BGtards.

 

[Storyfag]

Went for a noble-looking Tiefling in the end.

Ughh, no way to make the horns less prominent?

There are 14 different flavors of horn -- plus this specific flavor of tiny non-horns. If there's one thing Larian like, it's their tiefling horns!

Those aren't tiny non-horns. Those are sawed-off hueg arse horns.

 

[Isiloon]

also, sorry if this was already posted but.

Look at Larian seething that their most-common character build is basically a stereotypical straight white male. Expecting a nigga-tranny instead? Surprise motherfucker.

 

[fantadomat]

How are they swindling? They didn't invent Early Access and they aren't trying to pass it off as not-EA.

larian bad
brofists pls

 

[Seethe]

I'll stand by my opinion that playing half-races is degenerate and that the patrician choice is pure human.

Boring, tasteless "good guy" simpleton.

 

[Lacrymas]

There are 14 different flavors of horn -- plus this specific flavor of tiny non-horns. If there's one thing Larian like, it's their tiefling horns!

Are they going to voice act different languages? It's going to be very awkward otherwise. Also, Übung for proficiency? Maybe Geschick would've been better?

 

[fantadomat]

Swen ,me boy,why so spiteful and butthurt mate? Have a drink and chill dawg,get a blowjob from rusty and chill dawg.

 

[onemananadhisdroid]

Went for a noble-looking Tiefling in the end.

Ughh, no way to make the horns less prominent?

There are 14 different flavors of horn -- plus this specific flavor of tiny non-horns. If there's one thing Larian like, it's their tiefling horns!

Those aren't tiny non-horns. Those are sawed-off hueg arse horns.

Better now? (Actually, they all seem to look different on each face, so it's more than 14 variants... this is the same "non-horn" option as on the other guy). HOnestly, this is one for the horn fetishists which Larian must be.... maybe.

 

[Swen]

Swen ,me boy,why so spiteful and butthurt mate? Have a drink and chill dawg,get a blowjob from rusty and chill dawg.

 

[fantadomat]

Swen ,me boy,why so spiteful and butthurt mate? Have a drink and chill dawg,get a blowjob from rusty and chill dawg.

No need to hide it any longer mate,we all know that you are part bulgar

 

[Sarathiour]

Oh the irony when a scandinavian talks about sucking cock...

Dare i ask what might be wrong with green tea ?

 

[Alienman]

not my fault you like rtwp trash and "GO FOR THE EYES BOO!" writing lmao

Not sure that argument works when Minsc is bascilly confirmed for BG3. Think "go for the eyes" but with that Larian touch. You will probably even be able to talk to the rodent now, maybe even romance option?

 

[BarbequeMasta]

not my fault you like rtwp trash and "GO FOR THE EYES BOO!" writing lmao

Not sure that argument works when Minsc is bascilly confirmed for BG3. Think "go for the eyes" but with that Larian touch. You will probably even be able to talk to the rodent now, maybe even romance option?

Stop yoi're getting rusty horny.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Imagine getting your fanboy tag over zealously defending BG3 EA.

 

[Storyfag]

Went for a noble-looking Tiefling in the end.

Ughh, no way to make the horns less prominent?

There are 14 different flavors of horn -- plus this specific flavor of tiny non-horns. If there's one thing Larian like, it's their tiefling horns!

Those aren't tiny non-horns. Those are sawed-off hueg arse horns.

Better now? (Actually, they all seem to look different on each face, so it's more than 14 variants... this is the same "non-horn" option as on the other guy). HOnestly, this is one for the horn fetishists which Larian must be.... maybe.

Oh yes, this is definitely better.

 

[Thonius]

Ok. But does it make a good PC game? Where computer does all the math?

Eh just googled and here it is https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Seldarine
It's some pantheon or something dunno. Game needs more tool-tips. So I quess Seldarine drow - everyone but loth. Can be eli what's her name or any other. Weird design.
That's kind of even more wacky if you notice that other races do not pick any deity etc.

If you read that link, you'll see "Dark Seldarine" is the Drow pantheon, with Lolth as its leader. As opposed to the normal "Seldarine", the good elf pantheon lead by Corellon. It doesn't make sense to divide them based on that, unless they changed it recently and the rest somehow kicked Lolth out.

I think it can be something like "Loth drow" - directly from memze what's it's name and the rest - aka rp how you want it. Be it evil or not, because it's not specified is it Dark or not. Also from that wili article they are "deities" are fighting each other and such. Not sure what's devs intent tho.

 

[Grunker]

I found another to latch on to who happened to be a Gygax purist. I wouldn't go quite that far though, I advocate for compromise systems like Castles and Crusades.

Isn't that just sort of a crippled troll for you? There was some great fun to be had in your prior ideologies, but Gygax purism? You're gonna start defending special subsystems for one attribute but only at one score level or advocating that there's no schism between claiming that AD&D is basically simulationist and fuck balance yet stating the core goal of AD&D was balance?

Or is the new Roguey more of a "do what he said not what he did" low-key OD&D apologist?

 

[Ninjerk]

Those aren't tiny non-horns. Those are sawed-off hueg arse horns.

That was a different person with the hueg ass horns. Don't you dare dead horn a Tiefling!

 

[AwesomeButton]

Imagine getting your fanboy tag over zealously defending BG3 EA.

Still, marginally better than getting it over zealously defending something like the DOS series.

 

[vortex]

Indeed, even more funny is the fact that BGIII is getting a shit ton of positive reviews and destroying the hopes and dreams of old school BGtards.

Yeah, that's not funny at all.

 

[Thonius]

also, sorry if this was already posted but.

Look at Larian seething that their most-common character build is basically a stereotypical straight white male. Expecting a nigga-tranny instead? Surprise motherfucker.

Faerun 1492 or whatever year it is. Everything is crumbling. Goblins there, drow here, cult over there.
Flaming fists full of incompetent negroes and women.
Some devil looking cucks occupying some grove or some shit. Trash everywhere. Roads are blocked or destroyed. Ships falling from the sky.
That's all until WHITE CIS MALE arives and solves everyones problem, gets rich in process and kill some minorities(that are majority).
Based.