Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Sunri]

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

Thank you Sunri anon! You are a good strong friend anon! You are!

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

Sunri Here anon I do give you this cute tsundere song music video anon! I do! It is cute Shadowheart Safari nonsense song music video anon! It is! You are a good anon!

 

[Cael]

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

Thank you Sunri anon! You are a good strong friend anon! You are!

You know. For a while I was trying to remember why Anon's way of speaking is so familiar, and then it struck me. The fella behind the screen is a moogle.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

What in tarnation

 

[mediocrepoet]

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

It's ok little guy, no one else here will be a real girl either.

Rare footage of Sunri going back to playing Baldur's Gate 3.

Spoiler

 

[Bara]

Why you say that? Did some wizard tested enchantment magic on you and you did things that you regret to this day?

Wizards are cool and all but damn it man you don't need to defend their honor or talk them up in almost all of your posts.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

They're not exactly random normies.

Spoiler

They're also assassins, sent after her by her former master. There's a few ways to uncover to uncover this. Or you can complete their quest.

I think her graphics are a placeholder btw. They clearly say the woman they're hunting has one horn, but she uses the generic model.

Also, I usually just kill her because I don't like her, and I'm really glad you can because I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be a companion, if you don't kill her.

 

[Swen]

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

Holy fck how poor are you?

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Edit: LMFAO, even worse than I thought look at his shitty framerate in the upper corner too.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone that sunri is a vtuber

 

[Cael]

I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone that sunri is a vtuber

A what now?

 

[mediocrepoet]

I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone that sunri is a vtuber

A what now?

What kind of inane weeb faggotry is this?

https://www.howtogeek.com/720841/what-is-a-vtuber/

I may be outing myself as old af, but I remember the days when kids would go outside, play sports, maybe do some gaming, hang out with friends and doing something weird like pretending you're a cartoon girl would get your ass kicked. That alone is proof that the past was better and we're in a period of decline and degeneracy.

 

[Nano]

It's over, man. We're never going to space.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Is there even a single screenshot of this game without any barrels?

FFS Larian.

 

[HeyCheckOutHowHardICanPee]

the one where they've been used to create puddles

 

[Reinhardt]

My

Ded gaem is so fucking ded...

spell was super effective.

 

[Swen]

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Is there even a single screenshot of this game without any barrels?

FFS Larian.

Barrels are an important and popular way of storage in Faerûn

 

[rusty_shackleford]

iirc that screenshot is taken in an actual warehouse/storage area

 

[Sunri]

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

They're not exactly random normies.

Spoiler

They're also assassins, sent after her by her former master. There's a few ways to uncover to uncover this. Or you can complete their quest.

I think her graphics are a placeholder btw. They clearly say the woman they're hunting has one horn, but she uses the generic model.

Also, I usually just kill her because I don't like her, and I'm really glad you can because I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be a companion, if you don't kill her.

Yea that may be the case when I handed her head it changed color to white, but her biggest problem is her dialogue not her look and I say they are normies because if my lv 3 party can roll them with cantrips they are not good at their job.

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

Holy fck how poor are you?

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Edit: LMFAO, even worse than I thought look at his shitty framerate in the upper corner too.

Your game is poorly optimized Sven Cuckson fix it then we will talk Divinity 4.0 engine what the fuck is that?

 

[Swen]

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

They're not exactly random normies.

Spoiler

They're also assassins, sent after her by her former master. There's a few ways to uncover to uncover this. Or you can complete their quest.

I think her graphics are a placeholder btw. They clearly say the woman they're hunting has one horn, but she uses the generic model.

Also, I usually just kill her because I don't like her, and I'm really glad you can because I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be a companion, if you don't kill her.

Yea that may be the case when I handed her head it changed color to white, but her biggest problem is her dialogue not her look and I say they are normies because if my lv 3 party can roll them with cantrips they are not good at their job.

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

Holy fck how poor are you?

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Edit: LMFAO, even worse than I thought look at his shitty framerate in the upper corner too.

Your game is poorly optimized Sven Cuckson fix it then we will talk Divinity 4.0 engine what the fuck is that?

Can't optimize anything when you run a game on a toaster. Time to upgrade your pentium 4 you got from your parents 20 years ago Piotr.

 

[Sunri]

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

They're not exactly random normies.

Spoiler

They're also assassins, sent after her by her former master. There's a few ways to uncover to uncover this. Or you can complete their quest.

I think her graphics are a placeholder btw. They clearly say the woman they're hunting has one horn, but she uses the generic model.

Also, I usually just kill her because I don't like her, and I'm really glad you can because I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be a companion, if you don't kill her.

Yea that may be the case when I handed her head it changed color to white, but her biggest problem is her dialogue not her look and I say they are normies because if my lv 3 party can roll them with cantrips they are not good at their job.

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

Holy fck how poor are you?

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Edit: LMFAO, even worse than I thought look at his shitty framerate in the upper corner too.

Your game is poorly optimized Sven Cuckson fix it then we will talk Divinity 4.0 engine what the fuck is that?

Can't optimize anything when you run a game on a toaster. Time to upgrade your pentium 4 you got from your parents 20 years ago Piotr.

If drunk Russians can optimize their game to run on my pc, then you could 2

Spoiler

And why did I fail 0 difficulty roll?

Spoiler

 

[rusty_shackleford]

And why did I fail 0 difficulty roll?

They're using the optional rule on page 242 of the DMG.

 

[Swen]

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

They're not exactly random normies.

Spoiler

They're also assassins, sent after her by her former master. There's a few ways to uncover to uncover this. Or you can complete their quest.

I think her graphics are a placeholder btw. They clearly say the woman they're hunting has one horn, but she uses the generic model.

Also, I usually just kill her because I don't like her, and I'm really glad you can because I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be a companion, if you don't kill her.

Yea that may be the case when I handed her head it changed color to white, but her biggest problem is her dialogue not her look and I say they are normies because if my lv 3 party can roll them with cantrips they are not good at their job.

I was thinking lately that maybe I gave up on this game too early I didn't even visit gay forge so I started pondering my orb to find something that would bring me back and after intense session i came to the conclusion that there is something that I like about this game and maybe even devil like Sven deserves a second chance.

Spoiler

So I'm playing sorcerer with wild magic and recently I realized that random effects seems to repeat often so I checked wiki and I must say that was big disappointment

The following are some of the possible effects that could take place:

• At the start of each turn, trigger a random magical effect.
• Summon a mephit that is hostile to everyone in the vicinity. - In BG I/II wild magic could summon some dank demon that could wipe entire city and here we got a shitty mephit with 12hp? wtf
• Switch positions with a target each time you cast a spell or Cantrip. - This is interesting effect, most of the time you don't want to use it because sending your sorc between enemies is bad idea to it have some potential
• Until the end of your next turn, you can use a Bonus action to teleport up to 9m. - Useful but but boring
• Create a dense cloud of fog, centered on yourself. The fog Heavily Obscures and Blinds creatures within. - Trash
• Each creature within 9m becomes Blurred. = Boring
• Your spells of level 1 and higher heal all creatures in a 3m radius for 1d4 hit points per Spell Slot level. - Boring
• Set fire to everyone around caster for 5 turns - Funny
• Enhances Weapon with +1d4 Force Damage. Hits will always deal Critical Damage.
• Spawns water puddle around caster - I can piss myself 2 does that mean I'm a sorcerer?

So they didn't put that much effort into those random effects most of them are boring or just meaningless lets that they will add more.

Another thing that I fear is this red Afro-American snowflake hoe I pray to the gods that they won't put her as companion she was assassin in blood wars but got rolled by random normies and what's going on with her grip on the crossbow???

Spoiler

Hello barrels my old friends, its seems that they didn't remove all of them and i found even more in some thief hideout

Spoiler

Me after mediocrepoet mentions my avatar for x time

Spoiler

Holy fck how poor are you?

Look at this shit you posted:

Buy a new computer you weeb degenerate

Edit: LMFAO, even worse than I thought look at his shitty framerate in the upper corner too.

Your game is poorly optimized Sven Cuckson fix it then we will talk Divinity 4.0 engine what the fuck is that?

Can't optimize anything when you run a game on a toaster. Time to upgrade your pentium 4 you got from your parents 20 years ago Piotr.

If drunk Russians can optimize their game to run on my pc, then you could 2

Spoiler

And why did I fail 0 difficulty roll?

Spoiler

Try deleting all the malware you got from visiting all those hentai websites then maybe your pc will be able to run it weeb.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Try deleting all the malware you got from visiting all those hentai websites then maybe your pc will be able to run it weeb.

given what a massive attention whore he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he lowered the graphics settings just to troll and make the game look bad.

 

[Sunri]

Try deleting all the malware you got from visiting all those hentai websites then maybe your pc will be able to run it weeb.

given what a massive attention whore he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he lowered the graphics settings just to troll and make the game look bad.

Yes my cabal send me new instructions how to make this game look bad unfortunate that you discovered this now I have to get rid of you.