Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Slaver1]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

 

[Slaver1]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

I'm just not impressed Swen decided to create the first RPG to feature Player Character Cuckolding.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

I'm just not impressed Swen decided to create the first RPG to feature Player Character Cuckolding.

I just wanted to remind you that your sexual fantasies aren't actually real life.

 

[Slaver1]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

I'm just not impressed Swen decided to create the first RPG to feature Player Character Cuckolding.

I just wanted to remind you that your sexual fantasies aren't actually real life.

If Shadowheart gets pregnant with half-elf niglets just remember Swen gave you a fallback option with Gale.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

I'm just not impressed Swen decided to create the first RPG to feature Player Character Cuckolding.

I just wanted to remind you that your sexual fantasies aren't actually real life.

If Shadowheart gets pregnant with half-elf niglets just remember Swen gave you a fallback option with Gale.

Is this what happened with your ex-wife/new husband?

 

[Slaver1]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

"heterosexual sex between a man and a woman is bad!!!!! my tranny simulator is good!!!!"
cope

Will be hilarious when BG 3 releases and you find out Wyll cuckolds you with Shadowheart as well.

Is this something you spend a lot of time thinking about?

I'm just not impressed Swen decided to create the first RPG to feature Player Character Cuckolding.

I just wanted to remind you that your sexual fantasies aren't actually real life.

If Shadowheart gets pregnant with half-elf niglets just remember Swen gave you a fallback option with Gale.

Is this what happened with your ex-wife/new husband?

If Gale doesn't work out, there's an iconic, fabulous vampire who might take you in...

 

[Thonius]

I can't believe child porn was posted in BG3 forum with a wall of text that reminds me of the Tali sweat copypasta lol. That still does not make WoTR any better, I do not even consider it a game, but a mental illness simulator and a stepping stone towards mind washing yourself into a tranny.

WoTR poses less of a threat to younger people who aren't very imaginative and are too lazy to read walls of text. When the agenda is constrained inside a text box it has less chance of causing harm unlike the scenes of motion captured lizard woman sex and Player Character cuckolding by a negro in BG 3.

You gotta really get a shine on that trans to realize it's trans.... so yeah.

 

[Thonius]

Oh well, guess I'll roll with it since I already paid for this thing. Dragonborn when? I want to rip the fruity vampire elf in half with my scaly phallus!

Also:

 

[Sunri]

Hello it seems discussion got heated i just finished demo and all new stuff if someone want to replay to see grymforge its not worth it they added like 30 min of content and on the topic of pedofiliac Sven do those gnomes looks like kids?

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I was pleasantly surprised that not only NA women were represented in the game but with new update they added some German ladies!

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And what epic content they added not only i fought God of murder but also ascended myself and all that stuff in chapter one wow

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Final boss was disappointing some random drow mage with few dwarfs

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And at the end i was visited by devil himself

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[Pink Eye]

Well. After taking a break. I have to say. That developer's statement from the last page is the most irresponsible thing I've read. Holy crap. I mean just this:

Besides, gaming companies should not assume that their audience are criminals - in fact, doing so would be quite offensive.

There's no way an adult can be this dense and naive. No way. You'd think someone over there would draw a line and say: "Hey guyz, our game is making billionz. Let's not risk it by getting into legal trouble due to promoting weird shit like child pornography". "Great Idea Steve. Fire the retard that spent hours animating this abhorrent shit".

 

[Larianshill]

Good to see our good friend Tuco has already weighed in on the subject

 

[Delterius]

Well. After taking a break. I have to say. That developer's statement from the last page is the most irresponsible thing I've read. Holy crap. I mean just this:

Besides, gaming companies should not assume that their audience are criminals - in fact, doing so would be quite offensive.

There's no way an adult can be this dense and naive. No way. You'd think someone over there would draw a line and say: "Hey guyz, our game is making billionz. Let's not risk it by getting into legal trouble due to promoting weird shit like child pornography". "Great Idea Steve. Fire the retard that spent hours animating this abhorrent shit".

what the fuck. no. that's not a developer. you nearly gave me a heart attack.

 

[CodexTotalWar]

Well. After taking a break. I have to say. That developer's statement from the last page is the most irresponsible thing I've read. Holy crap. I mean just this:

Besides, gaming companies should not assume that their audience are criminals - in fact, doing so would be quite offensive.

There's no way an adult can be this dense and naive. No way. You'd think someone over there would draw a line and say: "Hey guyz, our game is making billionz. Let's not risk it by getting into legal trouble due to promoting weird shit like child pornography". "Great Idea Steve. Fire the retard that spent hours animating this abhorrent shit".

I don't think that statement is from the dev's - it's just a random guy on the forum saying that.

It's a stupid hill to die on though. Those scenes really add nothing to the game IMO and those images are nightmare fuel.

 

[fantadomat]

LoL i missed some shit. What happened? Did they catch sven with some kid porn or something ?

 

[Fedora Master]

I would like to remind everyone of the fact that forums poster "Rusty_shackleford" not only paid for and played Fallout 76,he actively endorsed doing so.

I leave it to the reader to draw their own conclusions as to what this means in the context of his continued support of Larian and BG3.

 

[Fedora Master]

While I trust the based Swen, I am a bit scared of all the Dragon Age fangirls that seem to be flocking to BG3 like a flock of ravenous vultures, who picked clean one series and shat all over it, and have now moved on to another. You know, the fangirls that Astarion seems to have been specifically made for. Just look at this.

"No no fellow RPG fan, it has nothing to do with the developers pushing an agenda, it's those vile fans from other games that are ruining the game!"

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I would like to remind everyone of the fact that forums poster "Rusty_shackleford" not only paid for and played Fallout 76,he actively endorsed doing so.

I leave it to the reader to draw their own conclusions as to what this means in the context of his continued support of Larian and BG3.

Wotrannies seething at how shit their game is, can't leave this thread alone.

 

[plem]

"increase the impact of a success or failure" =/= make a failure into a success or a success into a failure
if I roll a 1 but still succeed with my modifiers, that's still a success even applying this optional rule and the same holds for rolling a 20 but a success being impossible with my modifiers
usually this "increased impact" is just a flashier success or more dramatic failure

"Increase the impact of a success or failure" -> You not only not succeed, something bad also happens when you roll a 1. Because it is not just a failure: it's a CRITICAL failure (as it literally says on the tin: "Critical Success or Failure". And, yes, a critical failure is still a failure, not a "success after applying modifiers".

"increase the impact of a success or failure"
what's optionally changed isn't whether the roll succeeds or not, it's how significant the success/failure is

when a success occurs on a natural 20, the DM can opt to add some further benefit on top of what the success would regularly yield
in the DMG's example, a 20 is rolled specifically on a *successful* investigation roll, so the DM can choose to increase the rewards
if a barbarian with no bonuses to investigation had rolled a 20 against a DC 25 investigation check, that wouldn't have been a successful roll

when a failure occurs on a natural 1, the DM can opt to add some further damage beyond the consequences of failure
in the DMG's example, a 1 is rolled on a *failed* attempt to unlock a door and the DM chooses to increase the penalty
if a rogue with +15 bonus to thieves tools checks had rolled a 1 against a DC 15 check, that wouldn't have been a failed attempt

without using the optional rule, nat 1s and 20s on skill checks don't impact anything at all, it's just a regular success or failure
using the optional rule, you can turn that regular success a critical success or regular failure into a critical failure

so make up your mind, is autofail on critical miss based on page 242 of 5th edition dmg or is larian falling back to earlier editions?

?
The optional rule let's them choose what to do, and they chose to go with how it used to be done.

that was not how it was done in previous editions either
at least since 3rd edition, 1s and 20s only mattered on attack rolls
that's also how it works in pathfinder 1e

and previous CRPGs were compliant with it too
in NWN and ToEE, the engine actually lets you take 20 on open door and disarm traps rolls because the assumption is you could've kept retrying until you got a high enough roll if a success is possible, so you just fail if a success is impossible or succeed if it's possible

kingmaker and wotr also implement it correctly with some checks being just impossible or unfailable with high/low enough modifiers

of course the official stance from wizards is always going to be "whatever works at your table" because that's just expected nowadays, but their intentions don't even matter because what we're talking about are the rules as written
RAW, it isn't legal to autopass on a nat 20 ability check and there's a good reason for that
a 7 INT barbarian succeeding on a difficult 20+ DC arcana check is just stupid and impossible for DMs to rationalize
similarly, autofailing on a check you should've succeeded is just frustrating

 

[Terra]

Well, this has been a horrifying last few pages...

While I trust the based Swen, I am a bit scared of all the Dragon Age fangirls that seem to be flocking to BG3 like a flock of ravenous vultures, who picked clean one series and shat all over it, and have now moved on to another. You know, the fangirls that Astarion seems to have been specifically made for. Just look at this.

Was a done deal as soon as that cinematic camera went in buddy. Gotta keep the camera pulled far back so things at least look old school to keep that audience away. Sad thing is that is exactly what they do, then they'll move onto the next thing and ruin that too.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

that was not how it was done in previous editions either
at least since 3rd edition, 1s and 20s only mattered on attack rolls
that's also how it works in pathfinder 1e

I don't recognize wotc D&D as actually being D&D so uh... I don't really care.

For AD&D, they were called non-weapon proficiencies, and a natural 20 was an automatic failure. Supplemental material for 1e, DMG in 2e.

 

[Nano]

Can we all just agree that Larian and Owlcat both suck?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Can we all just agree that Larian and Owlcat both suck?

only Larian game that isn't one of my favorite games is Dragon Commander. Even though I feel like I'd probably like the rest of the game if I could enjoy RTS games.

 

[perfectslumbers]

I'd rather say both Larian and Owlcat are good I hope they're having lovely Christmases

 

[Efe]

dragon commander was great if you ignore rts portion.
you would probably enjoy it less knowing how terribly designed it is ,f you were an rts person.