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Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

Saerain

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Ah, yeah, I get it, realized after clicking through. Early on Larian was talking about the difficulty of sex scenes with wildly different races and this guy's like "My time has cum."
 

Delterius

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would you settle for a 0.4% of future early access sales as a grant to anime porn artists to draw halsin banging people?
0.6% add wild shape pls
thank you for your service

i told sven about your request. he told me that due to european union by-laws a belgian non profit organization (all european companies are non profit due to excessive communism and the welfare state) cannot create rule 34 druid sex art with wild shape. it's only furry if it's from the beastiality region of germany (entire country).
 

ELEXmakesMeHard

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tell me what you want most from baldur's gate 3 and i'll make sure to tell sven all about it

Sven needs to know about gender differences and how female character should have a debuff to STR, CON, INT, and WIL. Maybe a buff to DEX and CHA. And be restricted to rogue and bard classes. This would nudge BG3 a step towards incline.
 

Swen

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tell me what you want most from baldur's gate 3 and i'll make sure to tell sven all about it

Sven needs to know about gender differences and how female character should have a debuff to STR, CON, INT, and WIL. Maybe a buff to DEX and CHA. And be restricted to rogue and bard classes. This would nudge BG3 a step towards incline.
Duly noted
 

Delterius

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tell me what you want most from baldur's gate 3 and i'll make sure to tell sven all about it

Sven needs to know about gender differences and how female character should have a debuff to STR, CON, INT, and WIL. Maybe a buff to DEX and CHA. And be restricted to rogue and bard classes. This would nudge BG3 a step towards incline.
thank you for your service

i told sven about your request. he told me that female characters with high physical stats are deemed 'hot' and therefore we cannot nerf them without risking our predominantly white and straight male demographic. however i managed to convince sven to add multiple stat caps to manlet races such as dwarves, halflings and forgotten realms elves. males of those races can no longer have a STR, CHA or CON stat above 8 or an INT stat above 16.
 

Aarwolf

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I've got notification about recent activity in this sorry thread and thought to myself "why, is it finished yet?"

I felt sudden urge to check this... And all I saw was load of child pornography posted by some rando on Larian's forum.

Why... Why... WHY???

:despair:
 

Sunri

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I've got notification about recent activity in this sorry thread and thought to myself "why, is it finished yet?"

I felt sudden urge to check this... And all I saw was load of child pornography posted by some rando on Larian's forum.

Why... Why... WHY???

:despair:

I wonder if they add some romancable gnome/halfling companion I don't think there are that many in old games I guess if you play a female character you can sleep around with gnomes in Arcanum, but they are just npcs with one line of dialogue hmm hmm Larian is opening new doors for future games unless Swen will go to jail for making pedo simulator.
 

Fedora Master

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What the fuck is going on at Larian Studios?
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Generic-Giant-Spider

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Hello uh, you're the messenger, right?

I was thinking, maybe... look, I like combat okay? None of that pussy storyfag shit, you know me, I'm a tough guy. But I was thinking maybe uh, during one of those romance storylines, you know that DUMB storyfag shit I don't like? Yeah, I was thinking perhaps during the Shadowheart romance we can like... not just focus on the sex, y'know? Maybe cuddle, and hug, peer into one another's eyes longingly, learn about her past and desires for the future. Maybe enjoy one another's company in a lake or something... braid her hair, maybe find some way to play the "you hang up first, no you hang up first" game. You know? That sort of fun stuff.

Not for me I mean. I hate that dumb feelfuck bullshit. Makes me sick. This is just, uh, for everyone else. I'm looking out for my fellow gamer.
 
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Anonymous Wife Scholar You haven't mentioned what you want most anon!
Thank you Merchant anon! Good strong 1% wealths friend anon! I do love you anon! I do! I do want many cute wifes romance story anon BUT NO CUCKOLD NONSENSE anon! I do! I do want cute tadpole custom mommy wife romance story anon and cute Shadowheart tsundere nonsense wife romance story anon BUT NO CUCKOLD NONSENSE anon! I do! You are a good strong friend anon! You are! Delterius
 

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Anonymous Wife Scholar You haven't mentioned what you want most anon!
Thank you Merchant anon! Good strong 1% wealths friend anon! I do love you anon! I do! I do want many cute wifes romance story anon BUT NO CUCKOLD NONSENSE anon! I do! I do want cute tadpole custom mommy wife romance story anon and cute Shadowheart tsundere nonsense wife romance story anon BUT NO CUCKOLD NONSENSE anon! I do! You are a good strong friend anon! You are! Delterius

thank you for your service.

i told Sven about your request. he fired me.
 

Delterius

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thank you for your service

Hello uh, you're the messenger, right?

I was thinking, maybe... look, I like combat okay? None of that pussy storyfag shit, you know me, I'm a tough guy. But I was thinking maybe uh, during one of those romance storylines, you know that DUMB storyfag shit I don't like? Yeah, I was thinking perhaps during the Shadowheart romance we can like... not just focus on the sex, y'know? Maybe cuddle, and hug, peer into one another's eyes longingly, learn about her past and desires for the future. Maybe enjoy one another's company in a lake or something... braid her hair, maybe find some way to play the "you hang up first, no you hang up first" game. You know? That sort of fun stuff.

Not for me I mean. I hate that dumb feelfuck bullshit. Makes me sick. This is just, uh, for everyone else. I'm looking out for my fellow gamer.
thank you for your service

unfortunately I cannot tell sven about your request. however I have printed hundreds of pamphlets of shadow heart cuddling a bg3 protagonist with sven's face and air dropped them across ghent. now that i think about it i don't know where larian is headquartered as ghent is just the first swamp german city that sprang to mind but I'm sure this will get me my unpaid internship back
 
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Ulfhednar

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The most authentic BG experience in BalD:OS Gate 3....

Creating custom party single player save files with the multiplayer system

 

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