Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Daedalos]

wheres my game, SWEN-

WHERE IT IT

 

[Takamori]

I just visit this thread to see if they did something relevant to the game, but given the last posts I have a no as a answer.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I just visit this thread to see if they did something relevant to the game, but given the last posts I have a no as a answer.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

wheres my game, SWEN-

WHERE IT IT

They can't finish the game yet. Too busy prepping bulls and attending sodomite pride parades.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

This is starting to look like pedophilia really fast.

Spoiler

I see that the Bioware Social Network freaks have found a new home.

Enjoy your new found friends, Larian.

 

[Sykar]

Larian -><- new friends

 

[Cryomancer]

wheres my game, SWEN-

In development.

Note : Development = More 100 GB of motion captured sex scenes cooooming.

I just visit this thread to see if they did something relevant to the game, but given the last posts I have a no as a answer.

This game will probably only launch in 5 years. I'm not joking. PF:WoTR was announced similar time to this EA and got a alpha, beta, a full release and a DLC coming soon. And is a game with 42 classes, 12 races and each class(except prestige classes) with 6 suclasses. Meanwhile, everything that BG3 got is Druid.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

This game will probably only launch in 5 years.

I also wouldn't be surprised if Larian put BG3 on the back burner and moved most of the team over to another project.

That BG3 early access cash would also really come in handy for a larger project as well.

 

[Yosharian]

Oh my god what was that disgusting Larian thread. Fuck, my eyes.

 

[Grunker]

https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

wheres my game, SWEN-

In development.

Note : Development = More 100 GB of motion captured sex scenes cooooming.

I just visit this thread to see if they did something relevant to the game, but given the last posts I have a no as a answer.

This game will probably only launch in 5 years. I'm not joking. PF:WoTR was announced similar time to this EA and got a alpha, beta, a full release and a DLC coming soon. And is a game with 42 classes, 12 races and each class(except prestige classes) with 6 suclasses. Meanwhile, everything that BG3 got is Druid.

Game would have been more bug free if they didn't write all that lesbian and homosexual dialogue and simply fixed the bugs.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

again, that's not a dev.

 

[Grunker]

that makes it less cringe?

 

[NJClaw]

again, that's not a dev. and why are you saving such images?

I never implied that was a dev.

But what do you think that fully animated sex scenes between a human and a gnome/halfling will look like? Either Larian finally decides to drop this terrible idea or shit like this will be in the game.

 

[Nano]

From that forum thread's OP:

In the first image – Hey! Woah, woah, guys, cool it! Starting to look a bit dubious there. All fictional models represented herein are not real people, but if they were they would be mature consenting adults engaging in informed roleplay, I swear. Ahem. That's better.

He even acknowledges it. He knows what he's doing.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

that makes it less cringe?

It makes it have nothing to do with the company. It's a thread with 3 pages where the OP says he's not talking about kids. At best, you could say it's a forum moderator fail by some low paid tranny janny.

 

[VonHoffenHeimer]

dear god what is wrong with these people

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

But what do you think that fully animated sex scenes between a human and a gnome/halfling will look like?

Probably a lot like they did in Dragon Age Origins with dwarves or whatever.

 

[Grunker]

that makes it less cringe?

It makes it have nothing to do with the company.

Would you kindly quote the part where I said it does?

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Would you kindly quote the part where I said it does?

I never implied that was a dev.

Every few pages you guys do this shit. You link that long aspy (and probably crypto pedo)'s thread with zero context, imply it's what the game is about and then say "but I never SAID it was a dev or had anything to do with the company/game!" when called on it.

 

[Grunker]

I read a thread and thought it was cringe, so I reacted with a cringe-emoji. You are seemingly such a Larian-sperg you invented some kind of Larian-involvement so you could jump at the chance to whiteknight them even if I didn't for one second think it was in any way Larian-related

Every few pages

Do you have actual mental issues? I rarely post anything in this thread, let alone something related to Larian as a company

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Do you have actual mental issues? I rarely post anything in this thread

 

[Grunker]

Literally 4 of those 7 are the conversation we just had and the others are 11 days old and are about 5th edition

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Literally four of those 7 are the conversation we just had and the others are 11 days old and are about 5th edition

There's more than 5 pages of your posts itt. That's the point, not those handful at the top. Duh.

 

[NJClaw]

Would you kindly quote the part where I said it does?

I never implied that was a dev.

Every few pages you guys do this shit. You like that long aspy (and probably crypto pedo)'s thread with zero context, imply it's what the game is about and then say "but I never SAID it was a dev or had anything to do with the company/game!" when called on it.

Why do you have to act like an absolute braindead imbecile?

In the post where I used those pictures for the first time, I specified that they came from the BG3 forum and not the actual game:

meanwhile, literally the BG3 forums:

In the next post I even talked about it being a weird perversion of the fans of this game:

Hey, it's not a child it's a gnome ok

Or at least I guess that's how BG3 fans cope with their weird perversions

Only Pink Eye wrongly assumed that a dev intervened in defense of that thread:

Well. After taking a break. I have to say. That developer's statement from the last page is the most irresponsible thing I've read. Holy crap. I mean just this:

And you can see that everyone here immediately corrected him:

what the fuck. no. that's not a developer. you nearly gave me a heart attack.

I don't think that statement is from the dev's - it's just a random guy on the forum saying that.

You giant retarded moron.