Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[0wca]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

https://img.fireden.net/tg/image/1535/15/1535150586631.pdf

 

[Berengar]

What the fuck is floor tiles? lol

https://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Floor
For the guys that REALLY wanted to fuck the ground in Castle Death

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

is it good?

Only in turn-based mode.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

You know BG3 is good because it makes rtwp trannies seethe.

 

[Cryomancer]

rtwp

I don't get why people put so much value in Tb or RtWP. There are a lot of amazing D&D games in RT(ravenloft strahd possession), RTwP(BG2) and TB(dark sun : wake of the ravager). For me, not being a mindless low lethality gear farming, cooldown managing with zero concern about game mechanics and lore in line is already good enough.

This game is more like the spiritual successor to Mass Effect 3. It has much more in common with that than it does BG2.

This game looks like if someone attempted to mod 5E rules into DOS2. Did they fixed wizards being able to change spells on the fly?

 

[NJClaw]

It would be cool that in BG3 and future Pillars3 when you have intercourse with someone, that someone will deliver you a baby in 9 months who you can raise and upgrade.

Imagine fucking your BG3 girlfriend and then, after 9 months, she gives birth to A MOTHERFUCKING XAURIP.

Please Sven, just give me this one.

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

EDIT: There is a caveat for size difference and Gerontophilia. Size difference is only acceptable if it is an average sized human male having snu sun with a much larger barbarian female. Gerontophilia is only acceptable with a man and a mommy wife.

Thank you Merchant anon! You are a good strong 1% wealths friend anon anon! You are! I do want cute BG3 tadpole snu snu mommy wife anon! I do!

 

[Humbaba]

is it good?

Yes, if unpolished.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Imagine fucking your BG3 girlfriend and then, after 9 months, she gives birth to A MOTHERFUCKING XAURIP.

Please Sven, just give me this one.

Buddy, if you fucked in BG3 and she gives birth to a creature from a different RPG setting, that woman has some explaining to do.

 

[Delterius]

Imagine fucking your BG3 girlfriend and then, after 9 months, she gives birth to A MOTHERFUCKING XAURIP.

Please Sven, just give me this one.

Buddy, if you fucked in BG3 and she gives birth to a creature from a different RPG setting, that woman has some explaining to do.

spelljammer

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

rtwp

I don't get why people put so much value in Tb or RtWP. There are a lot of amazing D&D games in RT(ravenloft strahd possession), RTwP(BG2) and TB(dark sun : wake of the ravager). For me, not being a mindless low lethality gear farming, cooldown managing with zero concern about game mechanics and lore in line is already good enough.

This game is more like the spiritual successor to Mass Effect 3. It has much more in common with that than it does BG2.

This game looks like if someone attempted to mod 5E rules into DOS2. Did they fixed wizards being able to change spells on the fly?

"That game was good and it had RTWP" is very different from saying "That game was good BECAUSE it had RTWP" (or more specifically that it was made better by having it).

 

[Carpincho Pampeano]

Just heard this game has female goblins, i might change my opinion about the game if that's true i might even play it when it releases.

 

[underground nymph]

Just heard this game has female goblins

And they are hot.

 

[Carpincho Pampeano]

Just heard this game has female goblins

And they are hot.

I will now play your game.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Just heard this game has female goblins, i might change my opinion about the game if that's true i might even play it when it releases.

All jokes aside goblins so far are one of the highlight of this early access.
Excellent models, animations and voice acting. Plus some fairly hilarious dialogues to boot.
Most of the goblin characters are the stars of the show up to this point.

 

[Swen]

Just heard this game has female goblins, i might change my opinion about the game if that's true i might even play it when it releases.

 

[Carpincho Pampeano]

Just heard this game has female goblins, i might change my opinion about the game if that's true i might even play it when it releases.

Halflings work too, as long as you can bend her over easily to fuck her all around the place it just works. Also stop saying i have some kind of agenda.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Seems more like more pedophile cope with proxy races.

 

[Saravan]

Hi, coming back after a 1 year hiatus to remind every WOTR faggot that you have no business evaluating good companion writing, notwithstanding the high probability of the writing being an absolute cringe-fest in this game as well.

 

[Cryomancer]

Hi, coming back after a 1 year hiatus to remind every WOTR faggot that you have no business evaluating good companion writing, notwithstanding the high probability of the writing being an absolute cringe-fest in this game as well.

Except that nobody likes WoTR due the companions, writing or anything like that. People like WoTR due the insane amount of options to build your char and power fantasy. According to Lacrymas, WoTR is the worst adventure path and I wish that OwlCAt will adapt rise of the runelords next. A AP all about fighting ancient tyrannical ultra specialized high level Wizard-kings.

But why people keep bringing WoTR in this thread? I get that BG3 lacks any content to discuss and looks more like someone modded 5E rules into DOS2 than a proper BG sequel(Black Geyser which isn't D&D looks more BGish than this game).

But a question. Is truth that Swen is considering changing to AEDU system from 4E? That he said that spell slots aren't intuitive and that he is considering AEDU( A = At-Will, E = Encounter, D = Daily, U = Utility)??? 4E is so awful that even 5E looks good in comparison. Is an attempt to bring the WoW decline which killed the ideas of game mechanics being in line with lore and transformed rpgs into mindless low lethality gear farming cooldown managing with no immersion into tabletop. And now PF2e is copying that decline.

 

[Sykar]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

https://img.fireden.net/tg/image/1535/15/1535150586631.pdf

Lacks instructional illustrations!

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Take notes Larian ameteurs. This is how you start a game.

Spoiler

No time wasted with exposition for an hour. Just one minute into the game and you're ready to go. Also, beautiful 2d sprites with no animations to slow the game down instead of ugly 3dpd polygons with slow janky animations that make the game take an hour just to get through a single round in a trivial fight.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

No time wasted with exposition for an hour.

Combat begins in BG3 in like 3 minutes after starting.

People who haven't even touched the game bashing it because they think it earns them codex cool kid points is hilarious

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

No time wasted with exposition for an hour.

Combat begins in BG3 in like 3 minutes after starting.

People who haven't even touched the game bashing it because they think it earns them codex cool kid points is hilarious

You mean the trivial one imp encounter that takes as long as a large encounter yet has no difficulty whatsoever? Then you have to spends quite a bit of time going through those trivial encounters until you're finally allowed out of the tutorial to play the game?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

No time wasted with exposition for an hour.

Combat begins in BG3 in like 3 minutes after starting.

People who haven't even touched the game bashing it because they think it earns them codex cool kid points is hilarious

You mean the trivial one imp encounter that takes as long as a large encounter yet has no difficulty whatsoever? Then you have to spends quite a bit of time going through those trivial encounters until you're finally allowed out of the tutorial to play the game?

intro has multiple fights, you just went and looked up a video
stop being cringe