Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[The_Mask]

Do you seriously expect Larian to not milk this for all the incredibly unfunny jokes it's worth?

Of course not. And I would milk it, too, if I were in their shoes. With the exception that I would make the jokes so cringe that they would turn back around to being funny. What I *hope* is that Minsc doesn't turn into a crutch, where they just have him be a companion and try to actually have Boo as more than it already was: a -1 to item slot penalty.

 

[Lacrymas]

We called this 2 years ago.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Somebody on 4chin claimed he datamined some evidence of Minsc romance, long time ago.
But a lot of "datamined" stuff about WotR was BS, so who knows.

 

[onemananadhisdroid]

Let's hope Minsc will be just a wacky quest, and not part of the whole game. If he turns out that he's a companion, then... everybody will put the game down for using BG II stuff for extra credit. Better to be your own thing.

I want a game based on his adventures battling ghouls, wereraven and Dracula, er Strahd in Barovia.

Go for the fangs Boo, GO FOR THE FANGS!

 

[Sacibengala]

wow, full price for a game with Minsc. Can't wait for the 75% discount.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Do you seriously expect Larian to not milk this for all the incredibly unfunny jokes it's worth?

Of course not. And I would milk it, too, if I were in their shoes. With the exception that I would make the jokes so cringe that they would turn back around to being funny. What I *hope* is that Minsc doesn't turn into a crutch, where they just have him be a companion and try to actually have Boo as more than it already was: a -1 to item slot penalty.

I hope they make a game where Boo is your companion and Minsc is his familiar.

 

[NecroLord]

Somebody on 4chin claimed he datamined some evidence of Minsc romance, long time ago.
But a lot of "datamined" stuff about WotR was BS, so who knows.

Minsc is a retard.
How do you romance a retard?
God, I can't even...

 

[perfectslumbers]

Is it rape to romance Minsc?

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

I think we all know where that hamster's been.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

How do you romance a retard?

Stupidly

 

[Dadd]

You will romance Boo the pocket p*ssy, and you will be happy.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Did anyone amongst you seriously harbor the hope that we would be spared this particular cringe?

Bruv, I just hope you can't gay romance him.

His faggot ass is taken. Where do you think he keeps the hamster most of the time?

 

[Nano]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

 

[Fedora Master]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

 

[Nano]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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Gotta hit it in the bullseye.

 

[Zayne]

Actually, if Minsc is romanceable only by female caster characters, so you can become his "new witch" , I would be okay with that

 

[Shrimp]

Actually, if Minsc is romanceable only by female caster characters, so you can become his "new witch" , I would be okay with that

I think it's unlikely that this game will have romances exclusively for one gender. The companions will be either romanceable by both genders or they won't have a romance option at all.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well, technically this is only an animated statue of a mentally challenged barbarian, so I don't think social services will intervene here.

 

[Dadd]

The thought of ejaculating on Minsc's shiny bald head is an interesting one.

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I want to know why the rodent is confused. Can you post the full picture here?

 

[Dadd]

I wonder which companion will have the baldest gape.

 

[Dwarvophile]

this thread is as disturbing as any thread from GD (& the next Dragon Age)

 

[Swen]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

 

[Fedora Master]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

True, producing smut is your job after all.

 

[NecroLord]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

It merely illustrates how Baldur's Gate 3 is a complete perversion of the original games,having no common points between them, besides, what? The location?

 

[Shrimp]

Filthy sodomites talking about doing dirty things to Minsc and the space hamster. Unacceptable behaviour for such a respectable forum as the codex.

It merely illustrates how Baldur's Gate 3 is a complete perversion of the original games,having no common points between them, besides, what? The location?

Don't forget that BG2 is one of the earlier instances of player romances in RPGs and what a mistake it was.
Even if the intentions originally were good their inclusion caused irreparable damage to the genre.